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Do you still find that joke funny?

The last few pages will be deleted when I reopen, so please save them now so you can laugh as much as you like.
 
I'm quite happy to laugh at things that are funny. I was just pointing out that carrying on the joke with me isn't entertaining, unless it is to you.
 
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The betting shop is now open.

A number of markets will be posted; most dealing with the coming season.

May I remind you that you may buy £1000 worth of credit for a £5 server fund donation

High Rollers Club available to people with £5000 or more in their account.

Now, before I post markets, please insert your claims for cash (any bets which have not been settled) as I have the safe here and it is full and ready for payouts! :)

Oh, and welcome back. First punter after midnight tonight gains £500 in their account (first bet staked by someone not banned with cash in their account).

More offers to come! :)
 
For JTG

I'm going to start with what this bookie calls the Fourth Division Championship:


Northampton Town 9/2
Chester City 9/1
Yeovil Town 10/1
Grimsby Town 12/1
Mansfield Town 12/1
Notts County 12/1
Bristol Rovers 14/1
Lincoln City 14/1
Oxford United 14/1
Wycombe Wanderers 14/1
Boston United 18/1
Swansea City 20/1
Cambridge United 25/1
Cheltenham Town 25/1
Leyton Orient 25/1
Rushden and Diamonds 25/1
Shrewsbury Town 25/1
Southend United 25/1
Bury 33/1
Darlington 40/1
Kidderminster Harriers 40/1
Macclesfield Town 50/1
Scunthorpe United 50/1
Rochdale 66/1

e/w 1/4 odds a place first 3
 
marty21 said:
bet 1 (post 1055)

£500 on brazil

bet 2

£50

on arsenal, west ham, bristol city and chester to win their divisions


i believe you took that brazil bet a 5/2....i thank you.... :)

welcome back, you cleaned the shop up well... :D
 
It's called DIVISION THREE


Bristol City 5/1
Tranmere Rovers 7/1
Hull City 8/1
Sheffield Wednesday 10/1
Swindon Town 10/1
Walsall 11/1
Barnsley 12/1
Doncaster Rovers 16/1
Hartlepool United 16/1
Luton Town 16/1
Brentford 22/1
Port Vale 22/1
Bournemouth 25/1
Huddersfield Town 25/1
Stockport County 25/1
Blackpool 33/1
Bradford City 33/1
MK Dons 33/1
Oldham Athletic 33/1
Colchester United 40/1
Peterborough United 40/1
Wrexham 40/1
Torquay United 50/1
Chesterfield 80/1


e/w 1/4 the odds a place 1,2,3
 
DIVISION TWO


Wolverhampton Wanderers 9/2
West Ham United 5/1
Sunderland 7/1
Leicester City 8/1
Ipswich Town 12/1
Leeds United 12/1
Sheffield United 12/1
Wigan Athletic 12/1
Nottingham Forest 14/1
Reading 16/1
Coventry City 20/1
Millwall 20/1
Cardiff City 28/1
Plymouth Argyle 33/1
Preston North End 33/1
Queens Park Rangers 33/1
Stoke City 33/1
Derby County 50/1
Watford 66/1
Brighton and Hove Albion 100/1
Burnley 200/1
Crewe Alexandra 200/1
Gillingham 200/1
Rotherham United 200/1
 
flimsier said:
I'll take this in an hour or so - but why don't you bet after midnight and gain 5 tonne. (ton? I dunno)

Because I did not read your post probably,can you scrub that bet i will be back in a bit, just going to the newsagents for fags and a copy of Racing Post
 
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