The Betting Shop II

[oddjob]

what page are the boxing odds on flim?

 

[flimsier]

Which match?

Here's some:


Saturday 31st of July, 2004


Heavyweight Bout
1/12 M Tyson 6/1 D Williams 40/1 Draw 23:00h

WBC & IBF Super-Featherweight Title
1/7 Erik Morales 4/1 Carlos Hernandez 25/1 Draw 23:59h

Light-Welterweight Fight
5/6 Diego Corrales 5/6 Acelino Freitas 20/1 Draw 23:59h

Saturday 18th of September, 2004


Undisputed Middleweight Title
4/11 Bernard Hopkins 2/1 Oscar De La Hoya 20/1 Draw 12:00h


Otherwise, you missed em!

 

[starfish]

Hopkins v De La Hoya has got controversial decision written all over it. £20.00 on the draw please flim.

(Normal betting will resume once i can afford a new hard drive for my G3, if anyone has a spare one please PM me )

 

[Sorry.]

£20 each way on Newcastle to win the premiership please.

 

[flimsier]

Hopkins v De La Hoya has got controversial decision written all over it. £20.00 on the draw please flim.

(Normal betting will resume once i can afford a new hard drive for my G3, if anyone has a spare one please PM me )

£20 taken. Thanks

 

[flimsier]

£20 each way on Newcastle to win the premiership please.

£40. Thank you.

 

[Pickman's model]

where's my winnings? 1187/90

 

[Pickman's model]

is there any bloody danger of seeing my winnings?

 

[chintz]

Can I have £150 on Colin Montgomerie to win the open.

Thanks

 

[Pickman's model]

chintz

i think flimsier's done a runner.

 

[flimsier]

I may flounce in the next few days, or at least suspend the shop.

sorry.

No bets are being taken until another post from me says otherwise.

 

[ernestolynch]

I may flounce in the next few days, or at least suspend the shop.

sorry.

No bets are being taken until another post from me says otherwise.

Ah -ha ha ha aha !!!!! Take back what you said about me now, flounce boy!

*Bangs on perspex screen*

 

[flimsier]

fuck off.

 

[marty21]

i think you lasted longer than ernie

 

[ernestolynch]

fuck off.

*Phones up head office and reports surly 'team member'*
*Looks around for coffee machine*

 

[marty21]

*looks around for the safe, there's £36k in there*

leaves the coffee machine for ernie

 

[Pickman's model]

*drives forklift truck through front window, loads up safe, and drives off*

 

[marty21]

*waves (in a threatening way) battered copy of today's daily mirror (folded open on racing pages naturally) at departing fork lift truck driver*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Douses petrol over tied-up-flimsier*

 

[marty21]

*Douses petrol over tied-up-flimsier*

*nicks ernie's matches*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Takes flimsier's wallet and suede jacket*

 

[Pickman's model]

*puts "stuck in the middle with you" over the speakers*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Brings out horny alsatian*

 

[marty21]

*is tempted by the presence of the alsation but decides to leave flims to face the music (and dog) on his lonesome*

 

[past caring]

*brings out gimp*

 

[Pickman's model]

*gives past caring copies of the reservoir dogs and pulp fiction soundtracks. and a baseball bat.*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Slings noosed rope over beam on perspex screen*

 

[Pickman's model]

*secures un-noosed end of rope, so it won't come loose*

 

[ernestolynch]

*Looks at sobbing flimsier and shrugs*

 

[Pickman's model]

*places chair beneath noose*