Terrible awful dreadful films you have enjoyed

[SpookyFrank]

how come seagull hasn't shown up in any of the expendables films yet. They've had everyone from snipes to arnie to jackie chan, but no seagull.

Because he's too cheesy for even those cheese-fests.

 

[Orang Utan]

tommy lee jones in fine form, at at the end before the knife fight seagull delivers the hammiest most cliched 'you and me, we're the same' speech. its fucking hilarious. youtube it. Sometimes when I'm high I just watch that knife fight and die laughing

Tommy Lee Jones? You're the worst actor rememberer ever!
Or film title rememberer?

 

[Orang Utan]

Because he's too cheesy for even those cheese-fests.

he was in Machete

 

[Orang Utan]

Terrible awful dreadful films you have enjoyed:

If I enjoyed them they were not terrible awful dreadful, rather they were enjoyable !

not necessarily. please read thread.

 

[DotCommunist]

Tommy Lee Jones? You're the worst actor rememberer ever!
Or film title rememberer?

yeah just checked, I was thinking of under siege which is the better film

 

[Bernie Gunther]

It always gets in the 'worst movies ever made' lists but I love Big Trouble in Little China. I think the critics missed the idea its taking the piss out of itself. And its hugely quotable (if you're into that).

I love that one too.



Includes spoilers!

 

[weltweit]

not necessarily. please read thread.

I can't read your threads Orang Utan, you have thread diarrhea, your threads are splurging all over the board !!

 

[Orang Utan]

I can't read your threads Orang Utan, you have thread diarrhea, your threads are splurging all over the board !!

That's not true.
if you can't read the thread, then go offer your secondhand thirdrate voxpop everyman speakyourbrains whatireadinthepaper halfwit man on the Clapham omnibus ramblings elsewhere

 

[Orang Utan]

yeah just checked, I was thinking of under siege which is the better film

Look at him. Look at him:

He's so cool and busy and important, he needs two watches.

I have a sneaking suspicion he may have started dyeing his hair.

 

[Thimble Queen]

ZOMBEAVERS!

 

[Reno]

how come seagull hasn't shown up in any of the expendables films yet. They've had everyone from snipes to arnie to jackie chan, but no seagull.

It's crap but not fun.

 

[DotCommunist]

Look at him. Look at him:

He's so cool and busy and important, he needs two watches.

I have a sneaking suspicion he may have started dyeing his hair.

second one looks like a dive watch to me. For all those times he has to jump in the sea to kill someone\escape an exploding boat\rescue a woman

 

[wtfftw]

It's not his hair really is it? He's been using fuzzy felt for decades.

 

[Orang Utan]

second one looks like a dive watch to me. For all those times he has to jump in the sea to kill someone\escape an exploding boat\rescue a woman

i think he has one to keep track of his knife fight appointments

 

[May Kasahara]

What can I say? I have a love for the modern day terrible b-movie, high budget where the money is spent on everything except the movie itself. They're brilliant!

I was going to suggest Big Ass Spider but it's actually intentionally funny and enjoyable, so disqualified for this thread.

 

[Gingerman]

“Dalton’s the best bouncer in the business. His nights are filled with fast action, hot music and beautiful women. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.”.....How could you not enjoy a film with a tagline like that ,probably my all time favorite bad film/guilty pleasure..this movie has it all. gratious nudity? yep. senseless violence? yep, painfully ridiculous dialogue? triple yep. plus, it features a huge monster truck

 

[DotCommunist]

swayze was in some right stinkers in his time. Steel Dawn was a nadir.

 

[Gingerman]

Deleted...double post

 

[DotCommunist]

Just a few household chemicals in the correct proportions...

apparently produces compact portable bombs that explode like they are fueled by plastique. If only someone had told the ira then they wouldn't have had to ask gaddafi for semtex

 

[DotCommunist]

Chocolat.

I was really charmed by the book of this. I came in expecting to hate it but thought I'd try a bit anyway and then got right into it. The witchy aspect helped.

 

[Gingerman]

swayze was in some right stinkers in his time. Steel Dawn was a nadir.

Red Dawn surely?.....

 

[Rebelda]

I was really charmed by the book of this. I came in expecting to hate it but thought I'd try a bit anyway and then got right into it. The witchy aspect helped.

I hated the book. Probably because it didn't have Juliette Binoche and Johnny Depp in it

 

[DotCommunist]

Red Dawn surely?.....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094033/

far, far worse than OG red dawn could possibly be. I've not seen OG red dawn but the remake is pretty hilarious. My favourite quote from the ex marine leading his nascent contras is 'When we were in iraq, we brought the peace. Now, now we bring the war'

 

[Reno]

swayze was in some right stinkers in his time. Steel Dawn was a nadir.

I don't think he's ever been taken very seriously as an actor, so no surprise.

However I love each and every movie which features a roller disco and he was in this:



"love on wheels"

 

[DotCommunist]

Not seen the film but she looks great for 52

should see the action scenes she does in Agents of Shield. I can't do any of them moves now, like fuck will I be able to at 50

 

[Reno]

52 is the new 32 !

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

52 is the new 32 !

Glad to hear it!

 

[The Octagon]

should see the action scenes she does in Agents of Shield. I can't do any of them moves now, like fuck will I be able to at 50

This was particularly good (the move at 1.36 over the table is )

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

This was particularly good (the move at 1.36 over the table is )

How come there are two of her??

 

[The Octagon]

How come there are two of her??

Hi-tech mask, the real one is in the slip rather than the dress