Tabloid headlines predictions: England v Germany

[Ich bin ein Mod]

Die Jungend 4 The Useless 1

(awaits someone to correct my German)

 

[1927]

Robbed!

Accompanied by puns about crossing enemy lines.

 

[1927]

Sunday Roasted

 

[Ich bin ein Mod]

Wurst World Cup Ever

 

[1927]

Useless Fokkers

 

[Badger Kitten]

I just checked the Sun and it's 'They Think it's Four Over...It Is Now'

 

[Hollis]

Don't Mention the Score!

 

[1927]

Don't Mention the Score!

I would put money on this actually being used!

 

[London_Calling]

I just checked the Sun and it's 'They Think it's Four Over...It Is Now'

That's poor. It'll change before the final run.

 

[1927]

Out Of Africa

 

[rekil]

The Italian Jobby. (Pic of Capello with a turd on his head.)

 

[RaverDrew]

 

[Proper Tidy]

Allardyce for England

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The Italian Jobby. (Pic of Capello with a turd on his head.)

I like this one!

 

[Proper Tidy]

Cry me a river lol

 

[RaverDrew]

 

[rekil]

Our Bloody Sunday.


Puts another boot into the victims families by trivialising slaughter and slags the team at the same time.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Cry me a river lol

"The Italian Jobby" is better

 

[Obnoxiousness]

CRAPELLO

 

[Proper Tidy]

"The Italian Jobby" is better

Yeah yeah blame it on the Italians why don't you

 

[the button]

Three Lions on a shite

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Yeah yeah blame it on the Italians why don't you

He he he

*tries to think of a way of blaming the Welsh *

 

[cesare]

Wurst World Cup Ever

And also at Don't Mention The Score

 

[Obnoxiousness]

NOT-SO-FABIO

Dismal, £6M a year? Jesus!

 

[the button]

Roo, roo, rue your boot

 

[sihhi]

JOHN TERRYBLE

with a photo of him out of position for the first goal.

 

[the button]

Fußball ist die Heimat zurückkehren.

 

[agricola]

England
Are
Shit.
Yes!

 

[the button]

England
Are
Shit.
Yes!

I see what you did there.

 

[Silva]

Keeping with the awesome prediction of Nike's ad:

If Portugal is booted out next thursday with Ronaldo in a shameful position, I'm going to be laughing so loud I'll probably be swimming in the river by the end

(note to self: don't watch the game by riverside)