Staines Town FC

[tommers]

Something isn't right over there. For background they issued a statement earlier this year saying that their landlord was involved in Modern Slavery and refusing to play at their ground any more. Now they've made this statement. It's one of the oddest things I have ever read. God knows what is going on.

 

[tommers]

We doubt that even the starriest eyed of publicity hungry stargazers can shine a ray of light on what has taken place in this regard and in astrological terms, if the reclaimed penalty area at Wheatsheaf Park can now be used as a metaphor, then around the rings of Uranus, someone will definitely be taking another few inches in the box tonight.

 

[technical]

Is this whole thing some sort of elaborate joke? Utterly bizarre statement anyway

 

[tommers]

Is this whole thing some sort of elaborate joke? Utterly bizarre statement anyway

Don't know. It's not that funny. Feels like somebody is having some mental health issues but it might all be true, no idea.

 

[tommers]

Somebody's done a bit of digging: