Shit biscuits

[Throbbing Angel]

I think those pink wafers are the only really shit biscuit tbf.....oh no, wait-

These fuckers are awful

 

[twentythreedom]

Lincolns!!!

 

[twentythreedom]

Any Oreo haterz in da house?

 

[Yetman]

You cant dunk shortcake xes!

Malted milks are pretty shit actually, and, I'll get shot for this, but a digestive compared to a chocolate digestive is pretty pointless and shit. On its own though, when there are no other biscuits around they're alright.

 

[ringo]

Macaroons

 

[seeformiles]

 

[sheothebudworths]

HAS to be Rich Tea.....only a cunt would choose to eat those....WTF?!?

 

[DaveCinzano]

You cant dunk shortcake xes!

Yes you can. You can also dunk shortbread, which is what he posted a picture of.

 

[mrs quoad]

HAS to be Rich Tea.....only a cunt would choose to eat those....WTF?!?

They can be amended, though: http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/rocky-road-crunch-bars-25

 

[Edie]

Macaroons

What are THEY? They look like pastel Big Macs? Everyone knows a macaroon looks like this:

 

[Yelkcub]

Thought this was the sequel to 'shit-on-toast'

 

[fractionMan]

What about bisuits that look like shit?

Shittest biscuit in existence. Fact.

 

[mrs quoad]

Shittest biscuit in existence. Fact.

People at school used to lunge for them, which just struck me as plain damned weird.

 

[blossie33]

Shittest biscuit in existence. Fact.

Bourbons are one of the most popular bikkies our office, along with digestive and gingernuts.

We have Crawfords Mini packs on sale and they are always one of the first to go, I think they are a sort of chocolate substitute for some people!

The least popular are the 'squashed fly' fruit shortcake.

 

[_angel_]

I proper love old lady biscuits - Rich Tea, Digestives, Abernethy, Garibaldi, Fig Roll, Nice, etc. All fine by me.

Not keen in iced biscuits of any stripe and I saw these buggers on sale in Wilkinson's today. Dear God, they were always rotten. I can't beleive they're still making them.

I loved iced centimes, I haven't seen 'em anywhere in years!

 

[Badgers]

I eat biscuits if they are there but don't really care for them. I would not buy them for myself. Don't have much of a sweet tooth and not keen on dry food.

 

[ringo]

What are THEY? They look like pastel Big Macs? Everyone knows a macaroon looks like this:

It's the great macaroons/macarons Urban bafflement. Fortunately the Gruniad were reading Urban this morning and have clarified the matter:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandst...may/17/how-to-cook-perfect-chocolate-macarons

 

[ViolentPanda]

This thread has made me realise that there aren't actually many biscuits I do like.

Burn the witch!!!

 

[ViolentPanda]

What are THEY? They look like pastel Big Macs? Everyone knows a macaroon looks like this:

The macaroons Ringo posted are ice cream and meringue macaroons. Totally different from the coconutty loveliness that is the real macaroon.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Thought this was the sequel to 'shit-on-toast'

Liar.

You hoped.

 

[Yetman]

Yes you can. You can also dunk shortbread, which is what he posted a picture of.

Ok, you can, in the same way you can dunk bacon, coco pops or an orange. Its possible, but its pretty shit and pointless.

 

[DaveCinzano]

What a bizarre position to take. Both shortbread and shortcake biscuits dunk well.

 

[DotCommunist]

the man dissed malted milk, or as right thinking people call them 'cow biscuits'

his argument is invalid

 

[danny la rouge]

My favourite, along with

Fig rolls are the best.

"Shit Biscuits" was a racehorse, wasn't he?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Dotty, I believe that is the first thing you have ever said with which I completely agree. Let a confetti cannonade mark this momentous moment.

 

[mr steev]

I'm not sure fig rolls are biscuits. I'd say they were some form of pastry.
Coconut macaroons (like Edie posted, not those odd things from Ringo) are contentious too. A cookie maybe

As proved by jaffa cakes, biscuits are crunchy and go soft when stale. Not the otherway round, like cakes

 

[pepper78]

Lincoln, Marie and Morning Coffee are all fucking terrible excuses for biscuits. What's the point and who fucking buys these?!

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[pogofish]

Here are a couple of old ads for Simmers Perkins.

Being in mono, the ads don't show you the true horror of the Perkin - Not only were they vile burnt-tasting things, they were also shit-brown in colour!

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie_vintage.php?filename=VA0076

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie_vintage.php?filename=VA0081

 

[krtek a houby]