Shit biscuits

[xes]

I can't see any garibaldi in there, but you can guarantee that once you've eaten half of them they'll be the only ones left!

and also, if there's 1 single crumb of gingernut biccy in there, it'll "flavour" the entire bag

 

[mr steev]

and also, if there's 1 single crumb of gingernut biccy in there, it'll "flavour" the entire bag

Same with just one coconut ring

 

[mrsfran]

I don't really like biscuits.

 

[mrs quoad]

I used to think chocolate viennese were some of the shittest biscuits ever, until someone taught me that the secret to them was keeping them in the fridge.

fwiw.

 

[_angel_]

Sorry thread crying out for this.
This looks like it needs a shit biscuit to dunk in it.

 

[Clair De Lune]

I think those pink wafers are the only really shit biscuit tbf.....oh no, wait-

 

[gentlegreen]

Disgusting.

I managed half of one and composted the rest.

 

[Clair De Lune]

Some biscuits are only good dunked. Custard creams in coffee is the way forward.

 

[_angel_]

I think those pink wafers are the only really shit biscuit tbf.....oh no, wait-

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Disgusting.

I managed half of one and composted the rest.

I like all these what's wrong with you?

 

[Ax^]

 

[KeeperofDragons]

I don't think I ever met a biscuit I didn't like

 

[gentlegreen]

Some biscuits are only good dunked. Custard creams in coffee is the way forward.

perhaps, but these are one example where the "Value" version is very inferior to even the "Own Brand" - insanely sweet ...

 

[twentythreedom]

Rich Tea are awesome. I like those milk biscuits too, and those round ones with little bumps all over in a green packet.

 

[twentythreedom]

Oh, yeah... shit biscuits.... Caramel Digestives. Lame.

 

[Clair De Lune]

Oh my god, I just remembered I have a peanut butter kitkat in my bag

 

[Espresso]

I proper love old lady biscuits - Rich Tea, Digestives, Abernethy, Garibaldi, Fig Roll, Nice, etc. All fine by me.

Not keen in iced biscuits of any stripe and I saw these buggers on sale in Wilkinson's today. Dear God, they were always rotten. I can't beleive they're still making them.

 

[purenarcotic]

Iced gems are immense.

Garibaldi biscuits are shite.

 

[Geri]

Custard creams are the ones I would leave until last if I had a selection of biscuits in a tin. I'd only eat them if I was desperate in fact.

I'm also not too keen on chocolate hobnobs, although I like chocolate digestives and normal hobnobs.

 

[Boycey]

Oh, yeah... shit biscuits.... Caramel Digestives. Lame.

bollocks to that! it's like composite biscuit engineering to increase available dunkage time

 

[Espresso]

Iced gems are immense.

Are they arse.







They're teeny weeny.

 

[pogofish]

All those new Cadbury's ones.

Crunchie, caramel, etc.

£1.49 (DISCOUNTED TO £1 OMFG) for six fucking biscuits.

Fuck you, Cadbury's. You don't seem to understand the concept of 'biscuits.'

Yup - I have yet to find any of them that are any kind of improvement on the original product - even where they were utter shite to begin with.

And someone tends to get mixed-up with them at the shop and get the fucking biscuit instead of the proper sweetie!

However, I have yet to find anything to rival the Empire Biscuit or even the infamous Perkin by Simmers of Hatton - Which to me is something burned to near brick fired condition. Which dosen't surprise me as Hatton also used to be a centre of brickmaking!

 

[pogofish]

Some biscuits are only good dunked. Custard creams in coffee is the way forward.

That is an affront to good coffee. I hope you only use Instant?

 

[Clair De Lune]

That is an affront to good coffee. I hope you only use Instant?

Get off your chaise longue ffs

 

[butcher]

Most people hate but I like:

 

[pogofish]

Get off your chaise longue ffs

Give-up the Mellow Birds!

 

[KeeperofDragons]

Most people hate but I like:

mmmm lemon puffs, I want some now & the shops are closed dammit

 

[DotCommunist]

homphobic biscuitry

 

[xes]

these are the best biscuits ever made

proper top shelf biscuitry biscuilation

 

[toblerone3]

Not nice.

 

[Me76]

This thread has made me realise that there aren't actually many biscuits I do like.