Shit biscuits

[DrRingDing]

Name and shame your wankiest biscuits.

I present the 'rich' tea.

 

[bi0boy]

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Soggy biscuits

 

[xes]

but, you cn smash richteas up, add a bit of butter for a buttery buscuit base.

(ok, digestives are better, but it still works)
No such thing as a shit biscuit, and I predict someone will post jaffa cakes to be edgy and contentious.

 

[ringo]

I like rich tea. This pink ones are rubbish though.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No such thing as a shit biscuit, and I predict someone will post jaffa cakes to be edgy and contentious.

What about bisuits that look like shit?

 

[ringo]

What about bisuits that look like shit?

My favourite, along with

 

[twentythreedom]

Ginger nuts

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

My favourite, along with

I hate fig rolls

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ginger nuts

They shouldn't be on this thread

 

[mrs quoad]

All those new Cadbury's ones.

Crunchie, caramel, etc.

£1.49 (DISCOUNTED TO £1 OMFG) for six fucking biscuits.

Fuck you, Cadbury's. You don't seem to understand the concept of 'biscuits.'

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

All those new Cadbury's ones.

Crunchie, caramel, etc.

£1.49 (DISCOUNTED TO £1 OMFG) for six fucking biscuits.

Fuck you, Cadbury's. You don't seem to understand the concept of 'biscuits.'

Not had the Crunchie, but tasted the Caramel ones. Not impressed at all

 

[Ax^]

for a moment i thought this would be a tale of someone trying to get back into someone good books


after offering them a turd on a digestive

 

[ringo]

Shit biscuits I like - bags of broken biccies

 

[Schmetterling]

Rich Tea, Rich Tea, Rich Tea and Rich Tea!

 

[Yetman]

Yes! Good thread and great start to it. Fuck rich tea. They're about as much use as Morecambe in that only old people bother with them because 'thats what we've always done and thats what we'll always do'. Silly old people.

 

[Ax^]

likes rich teas

 

[stuff_it]

Thanks, thread. You just reminded me that I had a whole packet of decidedly un-shit Lotus biccies. Omnomnomnomnom.

 

[DotCommunist]

boasters.

bare expensive for what is basically a rubbish cookie

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Shit biscuits I like - bags of broken biccies

Oh, is that some Viennese ones?

 

[Jackobi]

I was excited to see these recently in the shop, but they were shit biscuits.

 

[ringo]

Dunno, look more like those little square cheesey ones everyone's Gran had at Xmas that tasted of cardboard.

 

[tufty79]

http://www.egglesscooking.com/2009/07/17/whole-wheat-digestive-cookies/

i tried making these with sugar substitute, and they were possibly the most disgusting thing i've ever tasted

 

[Mungy]

foxes biscuits are generally crap. taste of sugar and coconut. i'll still eat em mind if that's all there is

 

[DotCommunist]

I was excited to see these recently in the shop, but they were shit biscuits.

The new chocolate ones are lush though

 

[mr steev]

Amaretti biscuits (especially when they take you by surprise! )

and these...

 

[mr steev]

foxes biscuits are generally crap.

I have to disagree

 

[tufty79]

"excessive consumption may produce a laxative effect"

 

[bi0boy]

and these...

The preserve of shit hotels and airlines.

 

[mr steev]

Shit biscuits I like - bags of broken biccies

I can't see any garibaldi in there, but you can guarantee that once you've eaten half of them they'll be the only ones left!