Schadenfreude thread

[bluescreen]

Somewhere to share this

Man who stole Duke of Westminster’s watches given suspended sentence

Decorator Matthew Turner stole three watches worth more than £30,000 from Hugh Grosvenor’s bedroom

www.theguardian.com

 

[SpookyFrank]

The judge ordered him to pay £500 compensation to Parry but said no order he could make could “possibly compensate” for the loss to Grosvenor.

Translation: he doesn't need the money, fuck him.

 

[weepiper]

He didn't notice the watches were missing for several months so I don't think he's too scarred.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

nicking watches? would have expected him to do time for that...

 

[dessiato]

I find it hard to have much sympathy for either in this case.

 

[mojo pixy]

nicking watches? would have expected him to do time for that...

Something something about a second hand second hand

 

[Dystopiary]

The cheesy puns are winding me up.

 

[bluescreen]

nicking watches? would have expected him to do time for that...

He'd be planning his escapement then.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Oh I look forward to this thread