Rowies, Butteries, Aberdeen Rolls, fa loves um?

[pogofish]

Well, it was another late-night visit to Thains on Saturday night, half a dozen rowies plus a bag of pancakes for a grand total of £1! Gave the pie a miss this time, reckoned that was enough stodge.

 

[pogofish]

Hmmm..

Seems that fraud Mckeith has the Rowie in her sights!

Controversial Tv health guru Dr Gillian McKeith today vowed to kill off our world-famous rowies.

The straight-talking nutrition expert said she is coming to the Granite City to banish the buttery.

Gillian, 43, who arrived in the city today, said she has been gunning for the snack for some time.

The host of Channel 4's You Are What You Eat was due to speak in the Absolute Health Show at Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre.

Gillian, who helped Pop Idol winner Michelle McManus shed five stone, pledged: "I'm coming to banish the buttery.

"Aberdeen is in desperate need of my help.

"The people need an angel to come ... and that angel is me."

http://www.thisisaberdeen.co.uk/dis...sourceNode=201728&home=yes&contentPK=13958827

I have Rowies left-over from last-night & I'm ready to start pelting her!

 

[geminisnake]

Who the F does she think she is??
She is NOT an example of good health, mind you in that photo she doesn't look quite as haggard as usual.

She should take a long walk off a short cliff

 

[stroober]

Who the F does she think she is??
She is NOT an example of good health, mind you in that photo she doesn't look quite as haggard as usual.

She should take a long walk off a short cliff

BURN HER she is a witch

*phones home to check secret buttery stash*

 

[geminisnake]

BURN HER she is a witch

No, witches tend to be prettier but we could burn her anyway

 

[Here we go]

I'm off to Aberdeen tomorrow so I'm gonnae try one of these bad boys.
£9 from Edinburgh to ABerdeen!¬

 

[geminisnake]

£9 from Edinburgh to ABerdeen!¬

Is that train or flying?

 

[madzone]

Hmmm..

Seems that fraud Mckeith has the Rowie in her sights!

Look at it in a positive light. What it says to me is if you don't eat rowies you end up as a hunch backed freak of nature with a fake american accent

 

[Here we go]

Is that train or flying?

Train. GNER. I'd rather walk than fly that distance!

 

[Here we go]

Well I liked them

 

[geminisnake]

Well I liked them

Yay!! Another convert!!

 

[madzone]

Well thanks a lot you bunch of scunners

I'm sat here with a couple of measly slices of soya and linseed toast and now I'm craving a rowie dripping in butter!

Bastards!!

 

[pogofish]

Aitkens as well!

 

[madzone]

If you had any sense of humanity you'd send me the heart shaped one on the left

 

[Velouria]

*gets hungry*

Haven't found decent rowies down here. All I can get are crap butteries which aren't as good... Next time I am in Furryboots City (I go up from time to time to cover IT support for the Aberdeen base but that doesn't happen so much nowadays now that we actually have two loons chauvvin' awa' in the IT dept up there ), I will try and hunt some down

 

[madzone]

*gets hungry*

Haven't found decent rowies down here. All I can get are crap butteries which aren't as good... Next time I am in Furryboots City (I go up from time to time to cover IT support for the Aberdeen base but that doesn't happen so much nowadays now that we actually have two loons chauvvin' awa' in the IT dept up there ), I will try and hunt some down

Help a poor quine oot and post me some rowies Vel

 

[geminisnake]

Help a poor quine oot and post me some rowies Vel

Send us a pm with your addy and I'll see what I can do. Pogofish did mentioning setting up a mailing service at the weekend. Dunno how serious he was.

 

[madzone]

Send us a pm with your addy and I'll see what I can do. Pogofish did mentioning setting up a mailing service at the weekend. Dunno how serious he was.

Oooh

 

[stroober]

I might start a side line taking em down to London when i go up to aberdeen on business

 

[geminisnake]

I might start a side line taking em down to London when i go up to aberdeen on business

Stop stealing ideas

How much luggage allowance do you get?

 

[stroober]

Stop stealing ideas

How much luggage allowance do you get?

20kg on easy jet

does quick calculation....over 200 butteries

 

[pogofish]

I had to forgo the rowie-run last night. The Saveloy thread got the better of me & the chipper beckoned instead!

Madz. No problem, let myself or GS know where to send them & we'll get a pack or two on the way to you!

I am having thoughts of vacum-packing some Rowies & applying for an export licence! Do you think many places will classify them as a hazzard?

 

[Halibut]

Seems that the article mentioned before has got some Aberdonians in a tizz. My dad was at church on Sunday and the minister brought rowies up in his sermon. He wasnae too happy with the woman's plans at all, and had obviously done a fair bit of research as well. Apparantly we eat 10 million rowies a year! Can that be right?

 

[madzone]

I've got butter running down my chin and all over my fingers - yum

 

[geminisnake]

Madz. No problem, let myself or GS know where to send them & we'll get a pack or two on the way to you!

Been there, done that!!

Postage is a bit expensive btw mr fish. 4 rowies & 4 butteries about £2 1st class but I made someone happy

 

[madzone]

Happy doesn't cover it - somewhere near a state of carbohydrate induced bliss is more like it I've just reluctantly let my 7 yr old have one for breakfast and that's only because he found where I'd hidden them.

 

[geminisnake]

Aw bless Nearly rofl definetly tears in eyes!!

You shoulda hid them in the washing machine, kids never go near that ime!!

 

[Tank Girl]

"furryboots city"

my tummy is growling for a butterie now

 

[geminisnake]

Swap you a badge for a rowie Or do you really mean a butterie(the softier things)?

Butteries I can get in the local town, rowies I have to travel 15/20 miles for so you'd have to wait a wee while.

 

[Tank Girl]

I prefer butteries I think, cheers!

*starts making a prod badge*