Robert Jenrick Thread

[planetgeli]

This thread should say

IS A CUNT

At the top of every page.

 

[Agrippa57]

Jesus what a mad cunt.

How are people this dim allowed anywhere near key political positions? Why wasn't a law passed after the Truss fiasco that you can't hold political office unless you can be reliably differentiated from an AI chatbot from c. 2015 trained exclusively on late night facebook comments on local news items posted by white people over 50.

That's actually given me a great idea. I'm scheduled to give an address to our cats next Thursday (on the issues raised by their persistent carpet-vomitting practices), and their collective IQ is about the same as that of the Tory Party Conference attendees. I think I just about have time to have a "Jenrick Is A Cunt" hoodie run up. I'm willing to bet it'll lend massive credence to my oration.

 

[Serge Forward]

Is Jenrick mad, evil or just stupid?

All of the above.

 

[Petcha]

Jenrick's walked himself into a bit of a shithole here. Tom Tugendhat revealed on Newsnight earlier that one of the guys in that video was a former colleague in his time a a commander in the army. And the bloke's now dead.

Massive PR disaster there. Tugendhat out of all them anyway, and I know it's a low bar, seems the most lucid and sane.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Jenrick's walked himself into a bit of a shithole here. Tom Tugendhat revealed on Newsnight earlier that one of the guys in that video was a former colleague in his time a a commander in the army. And the bloke's now dead.

Massive PR disaster there. Tugendhat out of all them anyway, and I know it's a low bar, seems the most lucid and sane.

Does he bollocks.

Even there. I was in the army myself, you know. ffs.

 

[Petcha]

As I said. It's a low bar.

 

[Dystopiary]

Yet more dodgy as fuck financial goings-on involving Jenrick:

Latest: Jenrick blames donation from dormant company on 'administrative error'

Former immigration minister says that the money actually came from another loss making company owned by Australian hedge fund boss. So that's alright then...

democracyforsale.substack.com

And more:

Jenrick has accepted £75,000 in donations from a company which in February this year received an undisclosed amount of money from an untraceable British Virgin Islands-listed entity.

The Spott Fitness has no employees, has never made a profit, and its most recent accounts show it owes £332,000, raising questions about the ultimate source of the funds.

[Jenrick] accepted three separate donations of £25,000 each from The Spott Fitness as part of his leadership campaign on 2, 22 and 23 July. The company is his biggest donor so far this parliament.

Its online presence does not appear to have been updated in the past two years and its founder, Benjamin Hodson, ceased to be a person with significant control (PSC) last summer, although he remains listed as a director. Mark Dembovksy, a lawyer, is listed as both director and PSC.

Jenrick did not respond to requests for comment and neither did Hodson or Dembovsky.

Robert Jenrick's top donor received loan from untraceable BVI firm - Tortoise

 

[Lotte]

Is Jenrick mad, evil or just stupid?

Yes.

 

[hash tag]

Oh my.

Tory gasps as Robert Jenrick reveals daughter’s middle name is Thatcher

Leadership candidate tells party conference he thought it was a good way to remind daughter of a great PM

www.theguardian.com

I thought there was a law against giving children inappropriate names?

Is Jenrick mad, evil or just stupid?

A Tory.

 

[Agrippa57]

All of the above.

Yes.

A Tory.

Thank you all for your kind replies. I can only point out that I was simply obeying the oldest lawyers' maxim in the book, ie "Never ask a question to which you do not know the answer"...

 

[nino_savatte]

In his leadership pitch to the party faithful, Jenprick claimed that Starmer's Labour had cut the Winter Heating Allowance to "appease [his] union paymasters". The unions have been at the forefront of opposing the cuts the the WHA. He's a fucking liar and a dangerous far-right piece of shit.

 

[Lotte]

i wish Starmer was pro-union as Jenprick claims he is.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I think 'Jenprick' might be the most embarrassing one of those so far tbh.

 

[hash tag]

Why am I not surprised

"Jenrick owns three homes, including two in London, one of which is a £2.5m townhouse less than a mile from the Houses of Parliament. He also owns Eye Manor, a Grade I listed building in Herefordshire which he purchased for £1.1 million in 2009. His constituency of Newark is 150 miles (240 km) from his family home in Herefordshire. He rents a £2,000-per-month property in his Newark constituency, which is paid for by the MPs' second homes allowance."

 

[stavros]

This thread should say

IS A CUNT

At the top of every page.

This is a board for debate.

 

[planetgeli]

This is a board for debate.

And that's my contribution.

But do tell me the 'other side' of the debate on why the man who accepted he acted unlawfully on accepting a bribe to the Tory party before granting his permission to his friend Richard Desmond for planning permission that saved Desmond £45 million, and then continued to espouse the most right-wing cuntish politics isn't, erm, a cunt.

I'm all ears.

 

[stavros]

And that's my contribution.

But do tell me the 'other side' of the debate on why the man who accepted he acted unlawfully on accepting a bribe to the Tory party before granting his permission to his friend Richard Desmond for planning permission that saved Desmond £45 million, and then continued to espouse the most right-wing cuntish politics isn't, erm, a cunt.

I'm all ears.

 

[bluescreen]

Lol
Jenrick is "Talking Britain Up" by handing out XL t-shirts made in Bangladesh and baseball caps (made in China) with the slogan "WE WANT BOBBY J".

Robert Jenrick gives out hats bearing slogan about sex act at Tory conference

The Tory leadership frontrunner has a raft of merchandise available at the Tories' annual conference in Birmingham - and one item has a very rude slogan on it indeed

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[danny la rouge]

Some reason I keep thinking this thread is about Joseph Merrick. That’s how forgettable the other fella is. It doesn’t even register as a separate name.