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I bet Mrs Miggins's ex-mother-in-law does watch though, she strikes me as the sort of person who'd absorb all the details to use as her social lubricant for the next few weeks or months...
Oh she will definitely be up to date with the whole sage but I suspect she will absorb the details through the Daily Mail rather than watching it. I mean she wouldn't want to upset her predjudices by actually watching the source material and coming to her own conclusions.
 
Oh she will definitely be up to date with the whole sage but I suspect she will absorb the details through the Daily Mail rather than watching it. I mean she wouldn't want to upset her predjudices by actually watching the source material and coming to her own conclusions.

I made the mistake of looking at the Daily Mail headlines this morning. They've certainly outdone themselves. I think every headline on their page is about Harry, Meg, or the royals in some way.
 
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After settling into her seat, Meghan recalled how the head of the plane crew knelt down next to her and gave her some encouraging words.

She explained: 'He took his hat off and I just remember looking at him.

'And he goes, "We appreciate everything you did for our country."'

Discussing the emotional impact it had on her, Meghan continued: 'It was the first time that I felt like someone saw the sacrifice.

I would like to add my own thanks to Meghan for all she did for us. Truly truly selfless. Brave. And selfless. Thank you, your Highness.
 
There were some absolutely nauseating moments. 😄

When Meghan talks about stepping off the plane in Canada and one of Harry’s security team reassures her how hard she tried. Apparently the only person to do so. :hmm:
Then, after the Oprah interview she gets a text from Beyoncé which she reads out. I hope they asked permission to do that as it’s a bit shit otherwise.

I mean it’s all a bit earnest but Meghan comes across quite well I think and I’m a sucker for a love story.

The media come across as absolute cunts again. They raised the double standards of the coverage of Kate and Meghan, the drama over her friends throwing her a baby shower, holding her stomach too much etc
And how dare the woman eat some fucking avocado.

I don’t think it’s going to improve their popularity but I’m not sure that’s the point and they really do lack some self awareness!
 
Write a dialogue where a member of staff on board their flight to the US tells Harry and Meghan how much he appreciates what they have done for the country


Staff Member: Good morning, Harry and Meghan. I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate everything you have done for our country. Your work to raise awareness about important issues and to support various charitable causes has been truly inspiring.
Harry: Thank you so much. It means a lot to hear that from someone who is out there doing their part to make the world a better place.
Meghan: Yes, we are grateful for the support and encouragement we have received from so many people. We are passionate about using our platform to make a positive difference in the world, and we will continue to do our best to do just that.
Staff Member: I have no doubt that you will continue to make a positive impact. Thank you again for all that you do.
Harry: Thank you. We really appreciate your kind words.
Meghan: It's our pleasure. Thank you for all that you do as well.
Staff Member: It's been an honor to serve on this flight and to have the opportunity to meet you both. Have a safe and enjoyable trip to the United States.
Harry: Thank you, we will. Take care.
Meghan: Bye for now.
 
It's impressive that despite the fact no one is remotely interested in this nonsense, this thread has 87 pages to Wagatha Christie's measly 49.
And here you have demonstrated why sometimes quantitative analysis is flawed and you need to use qualitative analysis instead.

Square sausage looks a lot like corned beef....................
 
Write a dialogue where a member of staff on board their flight to the US tells Harry and Meghan how much he appreciates what they have done for the country


Staff Member: Good morning, Harry and Meghan. I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate everything you have done for our country. Your work to raise awareness about important issues and to support various charitable causes has been truly inspiring.
Harry: Thank you so much. It means a lot to hear that from someone who is out there doing their part to make the world a better place.
Meghan: Yes, we are grateful for the support and encouragement we have received from so many people. We are passionate about using our platform to make a positive difference in the world, and we will continue to do our best to do just that.
Staff Member: I have no doubt that you will continue to make a positive impact. Thank you again for all that you do.
Harry: Thank you. We really appreciate your kind words.
Meghan: It's our pleasure. Thank you for all that you do as well.
Staff Member: It's been an honor to serve on this flight and to have the opportunity to meet you both. Have a safe and enjoyable trip to the United States.
Harry: Thank you, we will. Take care.
Meghan: Bye for now.
I just want to tell you both 'good luck', we're all counting on you
 
Write a scene where Harry is angry at his name being on the Palace statement without his permission


Harry: "I can't believe they put my name on that statement without even consulting me first! It's not right, and I'm not going to stand for it."
Meghan: "I know you're upset, Harry, but try to calm down. What's done is done, and getting angry isn't going to change anything."
Harry: "But that's just it, Meghan. I have a right to have a say in what's said about me and my family. And for the palace to just put my name on a statement without even asking me is disrespectful and downright arrogant."
Meghan: "I understand how you feel, Harry. But it's important to remember that we're not the only ones involved here. The palace has a lot of people to consider and they have to make decisions that are best for the royal family as a whole."
Harry: "I get that, Meghan. But that doesn't mean they can just steamroll over my wishes and opinions. I'm a grown man and I deserve to have a say in what's said about me and my family."
Meghan: "I agree, Harry. And I think it's important for us to have a conversation with the palace and make our voices heard. We need to be clear about what we're comfortable with and what we're not."
Harry: "Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. I'm not going to let them push me around any longer. It's time for me to take a stand and make sure my voice is heard."
 

It's 1324 square foot lol
They didn’t ‘slam it’. Harry commented that it must have been built for someone short as he kept banging his head and Oprah was surprised when she came for tea.

It is small for a Royal house, of course it is. I’m sure it’s lovely and all that and that’s all they need but I guess Oprah wouldn’t expect a Prince to be living in a 2 bed cottage with a small kitchen. She lives in a mansion.

Honestly, half of what’s been commented on actually wasn’t even said which kind of proves their point a bit!
 
Ultimately I don’t give a flying fuck about any of them, but I am disappointed Harry & Meghan didn’t properly go for the jugular of by far the most vicious and abominable of their detractors, namely the tabloid press. They’ve long been portrayed as the devil incarnate already, so what else would have there been to lose if they had outright accused them of being poisonous, racist scumbags?

I was hoping for Harry to show on the screen the well-known collage of contrasting Express and Daily Mail headlines showing the fucking deranged differing treatment afforded to Kate and Meghan doing everyday stuff (pregnant Kate holding her baby bump= caring mother to be, vs Meghan doing the same= bloody vain show-off playing to the gallery), and say ‘I challenge the Mail and the Express to explain to everyone in their editorial lead tomorrow how that kind of reporting doesn’t amount to anything other than a disgraceful and sustained campaign of demonisation against my wife’.

That’s what I would have done anyway.
 
Ultimately I don’t give a flying fuck about any of them, but I am disappointed Harry & Meghan didn’t properly go for the jugular of by far the most vicious and abominable of their detractors, namely the tabloid press. They’ve long been portrayed as the devil incarnate already, so what else would have there been to lose if they had outright accused them of being poisonous, racist scumbags?

I was hoping for Harry to show on the screen the well-known collage of contrasting Express and Daily Mail headlines showing the fucking deranged differing treatment afforded to Kate and Meghan doing everyday stuff (pregnant Kate holding her baby bump= caring mother to be, vs Meghan doing the same= bloody vain show-off playing to the gallery), and say ‘I challenge the Mail and the Express to explain to everyone in their editorial lead tomorrow how that kind of reporting doesn’t amount to anything other than a disgraceful and sustained campaign of demonisation against my wife’.

That’s what I would have done anyway.
sadly, there is a symbiotic relationship here, as much as Haz and Megz have been used for headline splashes, they - and I hate to say this - remain a marketable commodity as long as the scum press have an audience to feed. Its kinda anti logic but yeh
 
Ultimately I don’t give a flying fuck about any of them, but I am disappointed Harry & Meghan didn’t properly go for the jugular of by far the most vicious and abominable of their detractors, namely the tabloid press. They’ve long been portrayed as the devil incarnate already, so what else would have there been to lose if they had outright accused them of being poisonous, racist scumbags?

I was hoping for Harry to show on the screen the well-known collage of contrasting Express and Daily Mail headlines showing the fucking deranged differing treatment afforded to Kate and Meghan doing everyday stuff (pregnant Kate holding her baby bump= caring mother to be, vs Meghan doing the same= bloody vain show-off playing to the gallery), and say ‘I challenge the Mail and the Express to explain to everyone in their editorial lead tomorrow how that kind of reporting doesn’t amount to anything other than a disgraceful and sustained campaign of demonisation against my wife’.

That’s what I would have done anyway.
They did that. Well, the first bit.
 
Yeah they showed those 2 exact articles side by side didn't they??

I haven't seen the last 3 yet but the first 3 seem to be more critical of the tabloids than anything else, was hoping the next 3 made some more jabs at the Royal Family.
 
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