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Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

It has always struck me how we are raised from childhood on a diet of monarchist propaganda, with stories of kindly kings and beautiful princesses putting on parties for all the children of the realm. When in reality throughout most of history they were murdering their siblings and torturing their enemies to death, and even today they include obvious nonces amongst their numbers.

The kind of parties for all the children of the realm that Andrew might have in mind would never make it into any fairy tale.
 
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He must be pissed off thinking "couple of hundred years ago I could have had any of these fucking complainers hung :mad:"

I think you underestimate the utter contempt that people had for royalty 200 years ago. They were seen in the popular media as absurd, decadent and depraved with none of the sentimentality of today.

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The pauper, in the 1812 cartoon above, commenting about hanging rich rogues is quoting the Beggar's Opera which satirised the political corruption of the 1720's, so nearly 300 years ago. It portrayed Walpole , the Prime-Minister as a pimp fence and grass.


We're far too soft on the powerful these days.
 
three hundred? :)


Ha!
 
HM armed forces have never shown any reluctance to lick a nonce's boots prior to now. In fact they've got considerable form for naming them admiral of the fleet.
Yes, say what you like about the Russian Army in Ukraine but some of them seem to have given up on military deference and have started to take inspiration from the lyrics of the Internationale

No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we’ll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They’ll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We’ll shoot the generals on our own side
.
 
It has always struck me how we are raised from childhood on a diet of monarchist propaganda, with stories of kindly kings and beautiful princesses putting on parties for all the children of the realm. When in reality throughout most of history they were murdering their siblings and torturing their enemies to death, and even today they include obvious nonces amongst their numbers.

The kind of parties for all the children of the realm that Andrew might have in mind would never make it into any fairy tale.

Who’s this ‘we’? You might have been but I most certainly was not.
 
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It has always struck me how we are raised from childhood on a diet of monarchist propaganda, with stories of kindly kings and beautiful princesses putting on parties for all the children of the realm. When in reality throughout most of history they were murdering their siblings and torturing their enemies to death, and even today they include obvious nonces amongst their numbers.

The kind of parties for all the children of the realm that Andrew might have in mind would never make it into any fairy tale.
If you look at grimm and other collections of fairy tales that haven't been sugared up for children they're remarkably dark. Things like hansel and gretel for example. Prince Andrew would fit into them very well
 
They may be dark, but they're hardly critical of the idea of a monarchy/hereditary ruler. Look at the story of the Goose Girl, where breeding wins the day.
 
Thatsabit off.
The unprovoked cavalier and unnecessary rudeness and insults from a small minority here has been duly noted, but such things say more about those expressing it than their targets most of the time. If I get too much of this from any individual they will just end up on ignore, as one of them is already.

Tis generally better and more effective to play the ball than the man.
 
Thatsabit off.
Yeah, it’s absolutely fair comment to note that children swim in a sea of subtle and not-so-subtle monarchist propaganda. It’s not even the overt stuff that I find particularly insidious, because that is more easily identified and counteracted. I’m more bothered by the endless assumptions and unremarked-upon customs that act to constantly reproduce the idea that Britain is us and Britain is good and the monarchy is Britain so the monarch is us and good. It is taken for granted that schools will celebrate the jubilee, for instance. It’s taken for granted that the the prime minister will give a speech in front of two flags. It’s taken for granted that the national anthem appears at events, and references the queen. It’s not just the thing itself, it’s the fact that it is taken for granted that the thing will happen.
 
The unprovoked cavalier and unnecessary rudeness and insults from a small minority here has been duly noted, but such things say more about those expressing it than their targets most of the time. If I get too much of this from any individual they will just end up on ignore, as one of them is already.

Tis generally better and more effective to play the ball than the man.
You Ok Hun?
 
I would be delighted if Andrew returned as a full time royal, and hope the queen really sticks her neck out in the most visible way to assist him in his return. Quite why any of us would want this gift to republicanism to be neutralised is beyond me.
neutered, not neutralised
 
The unprovoked cavalier and unnecessary rudeness and insults from a small minority here has been duly noted, but such things say more about those expressing it than their targets most of the time. If I get too much of this from any individual they will just end up on ignore, as one of them is already.

Tis generally better and more effective to play the ball than the man.
if you were to go back and revisit our exchanges you'd see i didn't insult you once, but you thought that calling me a knobhead was the height of sophistication. seems to me you've one rule for yourself and another for everyone else.
 
The unprovoked cavalier and unnecessary rudeness and insults from a small minority here has been duly noted, but such things say more about those expressing it than their targets most of the time. If I get too much of this from any individual they will just end up on ignore, as one of them is already.

Tis generally better and more effective to play the ball than the man.
Unfortunately there some whose sole modus operandi is this. They'll target people specifically to follow them around the boards to do just this.

Ignore button is your friend.
 
I would be delighted if Andrew returned as a full time royal, and hope the queen really sticks her neck out in the most visible way to assist him in his return. Quite why any of us would want this gift to republicanism to be neutralised is beyond me.
Imagine if somehow Andrew ended up on the throne.

A republican's dream, lol
 
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