Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[brogdale]

That would be none, then.

If it were one, though...they'd have to be known as the Groom to the stool.

 

[DaveCinzano]

If it were one, though...they'd have to be known as the Groom to the stool.

Stool-grooming bring very much an entry-level position within the whole parasite nurture vocational ecosystem.

 

[brogdale]

Stool-grooming bring very much an entry-level position within the whole parasite nurture vocational ecosystem.

Bottom feeder?

 

[xenon]

AFAIK he has that Royal Lodge for life at no rent, cos he paid to do it up with his mum's money. And when Brenda carks it there will be a waterfall of cash flowing down to her four kids and her grandkids. Sadly he won't ever need for anything much. Oh and royal wills are secret, not sure but I would imagine that as a result there's no death duties to be paid on all that lucre.

Just an aside. Like your tagline. I had to look her up and read about the tomb / time machine...

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Stool-grooming bring very much an entry-level position within the whole parasite nurture vocational ecosystem.

there is a saying about polishing a turd in my line of work

 

[deeyo]

the baron killyleagh
the first one of his name
won't be the one who pays for
his truman show of shame

the impact of inbreeding
the earl of inverness
the loot his kin's been stealing
will save his royal mess

the hero of the falklands
his grace, the duke of york
will wash the guilt off posh hands
truth bent like uri's fork

 

[agricola]

Going to be a busy weekend for conspiracy theorists:

Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in cell

Detained associate of late billionaire faced charge of underage rape

www.independent.co.uk

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Going to be a busy weekend for conspiracy theorists:

Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in cell

Detained associate of late billionaire faced charge of underage rape

www.independent.co.uk

Fucking hell, looking him up, he had been abusing in plain sight since at least 1988.

 

[a_chap]

I never knew any of that and yet I've been a fan of The Stranglers years

 

[gosub]

Going to be a busy weekend for conspiracy theorists:

Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in cell

Detained associate of late billionaire faced charge of underage rape

www.independent.co.uk

Maybe thats what Andre Windor meant about being too honourable.

 

[two sheds]

I never knew any of that and yet I've been a fan of The Stranglers years

How are the Stranglers involved?

 

[Pickman's model]

How are the Stranglers involved?

They're always hanging around

 

[two sheds]

with peaches

 

[Cerv]

Going to be a busy weekend for conspiracy theorists:

Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in cell

Detained associate of late billionaire faced charge of underage rape

www.independent.co.uk

Le Monde reported his legal team as saying: “His decision was not driven by guilt, but by a deep sense of injustice.”

eww. could drop the act now that he's not paying your fees anymore

 

[two sheds]

they'll doubtless present their invoice to his estate.

 

[Pickman's model]

eww. could drop the act now that he's not paying your fees anymore

once they're paid they stay bought

 

[Wilf]

Come on Andy, good things always come in threes.

 

[Pickman's model]

Come on Andy, good things always come in threes.

Yeh with the aid of some rope he could prove he's a swinger

 

[scalyboy]

Going to be a busy weekend for conspiracy theorists:

Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in cell

Detained associate of late billionaire faced charge of underage rape

www.independent.co.uk

The conspirazoids would need to account for Ghislaine Maxwell not having been 'suicided' prior to her trial, as she was surely in a position to name the names of many guilty and eminent persons.

That she has not topped herself makes it more likely in my opinion that Epstein did the same to hisself, despite the oddity of absent security guards and non-functioning CCTV.

Because if there was an 'elite' cabal so powerful as to gain entrance to his cell (and to that of this Stranglers' bass player chappie ), they could surely gain access to Ghislaine Maxwell. And they could not be sure that she was not going to name names in a plea bargain - although as it turns out, she did not. Perhaps because she was 'too honourable.'

 

[existentialist]

I never knew any of that and yet I've been a fan of The Stranglers years

You're thinking of Jean-Jacques Burnel!

That's the trouble with these foreign names: they all look like each other

 

[a_chap]

You're thinking of Jean-Jacques Burnel!

That was the joke...

 

[friedaweed]

You're thinking of Jean-Jacques Burnel!

That's the trouble with these foreign names: they all look like each other

Isambard Kingdom Brunel chocked on a half sovereign once doing a trick for his binlids. . ​

 

[existentialist]

Isambard Kingdom Brunel chocked on a half sovereign once doing a trick for his binlids. . ​

And then invented a machine to extract it again!

 

[redcogs]

Going to be a busy weekend for conspiracy theorists:

Jeffrey Epstein associate Jean-Luc Brunel found dead in cell

Detained associate of late billionaire faced charge of underage rape

www.independent.co.uk

No need to be a conspiritorialist to realise this is as odgy as fuck

 

[redcogs]

ive had problems with the 'd' ever since MI6 scanned my lappo

 

[scalyboy]

No need to be a conspiritorialist to realise this is as odgy as fuck

TBF La Santé apparently has a bad reputation amongst French cons with frequent suicides there. Maybe as a high profile prisoner he should’ve been kept under closer scrutiny, but I still think if there was some dodgy ‘house cleaning’ op going on, wouldn’t ‘they’ have also got to Ghislaine Maxwell before her trial?

 

[friedaweed]

No need to be a conspiritorialist to realise this is as odgy as fuck

What do you think is dodgy about it? Do you think he was offed?

 

[gosub]

What do you think is dodgy about it? Do you think he was offed?

Shut up. You have no idea the amount of souvenir sales you a fucking with.

 

[redcogs]

its not impossible he was offed. Maybe improbable, but the Windsor's and controversial happenstances are never far apart really, cars in French tunnels, dead paedo ringleader in US cells, a list of sinister proportions has developed no?

 

[existentialist]

No need to be a conspiritorialist to realise this is as odgy as fuck

Not necessarily. A lot of these abusers aren't doing it for sexual reasons, but for power-related ones - because they think they are above the law, and can get away with it. That's going to be true in spades for people who've been moving in privileged circles, and who may have succeeded in persuading themselves that they are beyond judgement.

Realising that - and I'd imagine a custodial prison sentence in a tough prison is a pretty good way of achieving that realisation - is likely to prompt some very disturbing insights about things they regarded as core beliefs. It may even be that he was anticipating further revelations, and more disempowerment and humiliation, and suicide may well have started to look like a reasonable option (as an aside, quite a few of the suicidal people I have worked with will cite humiliation or "exposure", often of things that are actually quite trivial, as reasons to die).

I guess it's possible that his death could have been conveniently arranged, but there is a wealth of other possibilities, too.