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Quietly would probably suffice, but surely in these dark times, perhaps such a removal could be televised to cheer everyone up?
It's a Royal Nonce Out or something.
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit
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Quietly would probably suffice, but surely in these dark times, perhaps such a removal could be televised to cheer everyone up?
It's a Royal Nonce Out or something.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
I think it'd be nice if he were quietly taken out and drowned in a barrel of wine or piss or whatnot and no one noticed he was gone for months
A fitting end for someone so keen on the limelight
kenny g
Sheeple Awake!
I have a few and not surprisingly they are the most commonly ignored as well. The prolific and pointless.First person on ignorethe sheer tedium!
Argonia
Happy go licky
Drowned in a vat of Malmsey wine like the Duke of Clarence in 1478
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
More like the Duke of claret .
Though I guess it's long pork so both red or white is acceptable.
Argonia
Happy go licky
I think out of all of them 'Michael Gove's trial will be the most fascinating of all of them. But I won;t be watching. I'll be looking at something beautiful instead - reading good old Kafka's "The Trial" and laughing at Richard Dawkins's failure to understand literature. I saw Dawkins on his bike in Oxford when I failed to study history there and he always looked really pissed off for some reason. And I wonder - are genes really selfish?
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Channel 4 ran, what they termed as an ‘Exclusive’, piece last night on the Met’s failure to investigate multiple allegations of Epstein & Maxwell’s sexual abuse of minors and vulnerable,young adults in London.
Revealed: Epstein and Maxwell implicated in multiple UK abuse claims over a decade
The report explicitly asked to what extent the Met’s decision not to investigate was based upon the alleged involvement of Andrew Windsor.
Revealed: Epstein and Maxwell implicated in multiple UK abuse claims over a decade
The report explicitly asked to what extent the Met’s decision not to investigate was based upon the alleged involvement of Andrew Windsor.
andysays
Love and solidarity
TBF, as recent events have reminded us, it's just as likely to be the result of internal Met corruption which has nothing to do with His Royal Nonceness.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
It doesn't necessarily follow as corruption so much as not being willing to stick heads above the parapets. If Plod had investigated He Who Cannot Sweat and found nothing then it's probably a career ending move for whoever led it.
It would take a brave Plod to accuse a member of the Royal Family of a serious crime without solid upfront evidence which they didn't have. He was able to hide behind his position without even having to try to do so.
It would take a brave Plod to accuse a member of the Royal Family of a serious crime without solid upfront evidence which they didn't have. He was able to hide behind his position without even having to try to do so.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
The issue raised by C4News was not about evidence of Windsor's wrong-doing, but that they'd decided against any investigation of the actually existing testimony & allegations of Epstein/Maxwell's abusive behaviour in London which forms the basis of some of the US case against Maxwell.
Argonia
Happy go licky
Is she one of the poor old 1000 women he has had penetrated with his infinitseimally small Napoleon sized member whilst videoing it for his own personal pleasure later and adding to the Windsor's behemoth stash of DIY porn?
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Argonia
Happy go licky
Hopefully she managed to steer clear of him then. He's been as loose as wonderful old Sir James Saville. I wonder if Saville was inspired when he met the Windsors and received his little gong for services to charity and pederasty. I wonder if glorious Emperor Caligula Philip Fred West fixed it for good old Jimmy to get the keys to Broadmoor psychiatric hospital.
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Argonia
Happy go licky
The trial of Andrew will be fascinating but gruelling viewing. The poor sap's mind will be so scrambled - just like Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - he might just have not a single sad little word to say for himself. If found guilty his prison cell is going to be a most feotid and squalid litttle place. Hope he slops out properly in his little toilet in the corner and hope he doesn't just spend his time remembering the good old days and masturbating all over the dark green walls.
Will the guards let him have reading material or will they just tell him to lie on his bunk all day long with no one to talk to and not a thing to read and not a single little friend in the entire universe? And how is he going to deal with the bed bugs biting him every night extracting his blue royal blood and gorging upon him? Will his John Nash beautiful mind reflect on Charles Stuart's tyranny, the divine right of kings, and the victory of Cromwell and the New Model Army or has he never heard of them? Will he weep hot tears as he remembers Sarah Ferguson and tries to recall her book Budgie the Helicopter?
And how is he going to cope without having an hour of exercise break on the Oscar Wilde treadmill and not having any light coming into the cell from the outside? The hours will pass by one after another. Sisyphus will roll the stone up the hill and the stone will come tumbling down the hill again like tumbleweed and Sisyphus will have to wake up the morning and roll the stone up the hill all over again. Nobody will ever think about him again and he will be buried in an unmarked grave or in the sea like Osama Bin Laden. No one will ever visit the grave because nobody will eve know where it is. He will be written out of history as an enormous and giant absence and a complete and utter nothing and nobody.
Meanwhile outside the Republic will flourish but he will never hear any voices from it through the bars. He will never manage to figure out how to escape like the good old boys getting out of Colditz. His John Nash brilliant mind will just never even begin to figure out how to get out of his own private Alcatraz. What incredible fun the old boy has lying ahead of him. He'll probably laugh his way down into the trapdoor and into his watery grave deep in the flooor of the Indian Ocean.
He can jolly well swim with the fishes and the octopi and the jellyfish and the Great White sharks and the alligators, the grand old duke with his 10,000 men and his 1000 notches in the bedpost. As he finally dies he might think to himself - if only I had been a simple waiter at Woking Pizza Express and done a proper day's work in my life seving customers and being a kind and decent man in the local community. Will he be sweating furiously and thinking about the Belgrano going down in the evil of the Falklands war as he finally slips away?
Will the guards let him have reading material or will they just tell him to lie on his bunk all day long with no one to talk to and not a thing to read and not a single little friend in the entire universe? And how is he going to deal with the bed bugs biting him every night extracting his blue royal blood and gorging upon him? Will his John Nash beautiful mind reflect on Charles Stuart's tyranny, the divine right of kings, and the victory of Cromwell and the New Model Army or has he never heard of them? Will he weep hot tears as he remembers Sarah Ferguson and tries to recall her book Budgie the Helicopter?
And how is he going to cope without having an hour of exercise break on the Oscar Wilde treadmill and not having any light coming into the cell from the outside? The hours will pass by one after another. Sisyphus will roll the stone up the hill and the stone will come tumbling down the hill again like tumbleweed and Sisyphus will have to wake up the morning and roll the stone up the hill all over again. Nobody will ever think about him again and he will be buried in an unmarked grave or in the sea like Osama Bin Laden. No one will ever visit the grave because nobody will eve know where it is. He will be written out of history as an enormous and giant absence and a complete and utter nothing and nobody.
Meanwhile outside the Republic will flourish but he will never hear any voices from it through the bars. He will never manage to figure out how to escape like the good old boys getting out of Colditz. His John Nash brilliant mind will just never even begin to figure out how to get out of his own private Alcatraz. What incredible fun the old boy has lying ahead of him. He'll probably laugh his way down into the trapdoor and into his watery grave deep in the flooor of the Indian Ocean.
He can jolly well swim with the fishes and the octopi and the jellyfish and the Great White sharks and the alligators, the grand old duke with his 10,000 men and his 1000 notches in the bedpost. As he finally dies he might think to himself - if only I had been a simple waiter at Woking Pizza Express and done a proper day's work in my life seving customers and being a kind and decent man in the local community. Will he be sweating furiously and thinking about the Belgrano going down in the evil of the Falklands war as he finally slips away?
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dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
One thing here that I like about the royal family is that the emeritus king is being investigated for his dodgy dealings, (whether he goes to court is another matter) and the Infanta Cristina’s husband was tried, found guilty, and is doing time for corruption. I don’t imagine this could happen in the U.K. where the royals are seen as above the law. (Except when speeding)
Argonia
Happy go licky
Poor old potentates. They have no idea what on earth is about to hit them. The Republic is safe and born and free from Emperor Phlip Caligula Adolf Hitler's abuse. Let them go to their trials and their prison cells if found guilty by an independent judiciary the whole lot of them. Solitary confinement.
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tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Yes, but the Emeritus King also murdered his elder brother and got away with it, just like the much loved (if you didn't want to go to gaol) recently deceased King of Thailand did.
Argonia
Happy go licky
Nope. Absolutely nothing. Jolly good show Plod.
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Still not a peep. Shall I phone Crimestoppers?
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Argonia
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Perfectly fine thanks. Are you alright?
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