Prime Minister Truss dressed as a...

[Bingoman]

Queen Elizabeth II

A line has been crossed here no way would I accept her as a Queen Elizabeth II impersonator

 

[The39thStep]

You ever hear the story about Keith moon when he was his neighbour?

I prefer the Cilla Black one when she was clinging onto the taps

 

[Ax^]

think we might of had this one already

 

[bimble]

Hi viz farmer liz is a whole subgenre.

 

[bimble]

Cattle rustler

 

[bimble]

This one is obligatory.

 

[JimW]

"Put the glass under the spout when you pull, Liz."

 

[brogdale]

A Mivvi salesperson

 

[kabbes]

Her one skill is managing to look like she’s having a good time. In all these photos, she looks natural in a way that Sunak or Starmer or May or Miliband or Corbyn or Hague or Brown or Cameron could only dream of. Johnson pulled off a different trick, namely “comedy buffoon fish out of water”. Meanwhile, Blair always looked like he was working out the best next move.

 

[brogdale]

Cheese buyer

 

[brogdale]

Her one skill is managing to look like she’s having a good time. In all these photos, she looks natural in a way that Sunak or Starmer or May or Miliband or Corbyn or Hague or Brown or Cameron could only dream of. Johnson pulled off a different trick, namely “comedy buffoon fish out of water”. Meanwhile, Blair always looked like he was working out the best next move.

Good point; well made.

It's when she's asked questions about things like..er...politics that she takes on the full Cunk facial mode and the easy photo-op smile withers:

 

[SpookyFrank]

They filmed the snow scenes in Spain using marble dust

Then they must've really suffered in those hats.

 

[Rob Ray]

dressed as a chicken

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oh no wait

Goes best with this audio. I apologise profusely.

 

[Weller]

1. Train Driver (not ASLEF)

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That reminds me of the equally useless Defense Secretary etc Gavin hes had many jobs too and she may find yet another role bring him back hes our utterly useless local mp too and now Sir Gavin
hes also one for local photo ops and fails to achieve anything in any job too frightening future with this lot of lazy fakers really

 

[equationgirl]

A Mivvi salesperson

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I was quite tempted by a pair of hot pink trousers recently, thankfully this picture has put me right off them

 

[Karl Masks]

Hi viz farmer liz is a whole subgenre.

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Brexiteer trashes farms

 

[Karl Masks]

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Is that a Christmas pudding with baked beans on top?

Bought to you by the same limbs that failed to hold telephones correctly

 

[Smokeandsteam]

As a remainer Urban 75 poster reading the ‘thank you to the brexiteers’ thread:

 

[Ax^]

sadly i cannot find a picture of Truss dressed up as Hiroo Onado still defending brexit after 29 years...

 

[Calamity1971]

"Tubby custard, tubby custard this is pork markets, do you copy? The photographer has arrived, I repeat the photographer has arrived"

Nicked from the twitter.

 

[existentialist]

Her one skill is managing to look like she’s having a good time. In all these photos, she looks natural in a way that Sunak or Starmer or May or Miliband or Corbyn or Hague or Brown or Cameron could only dream of. Johnson pulled off a different trick, namely “comedy buffoon fish out of water”. Meanwhile, Blair always looked like he was working out the best next move.

As I was reading a couple of posts before yours, I was thinking just how spectacularly awful she looks when she's trying to look like she's having a good time

 

[kabbes]

As I was reading a couple of posts before yours, I was thinking just how spectacularly awful she looks when she's trying to look like she's having a good time

Well, we’ll all read things different ways. But if I can somehow picture myself not knowing who she is or what she’s done, I think I would see somebody that looks quite fun. And that’s what plenty of people are going to see, I think.

 

[brogdale]

Vincent Price in The Witchfinder General

 

[JimW]

Vincent Price in The Witchfinder General

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Took a moment to realise the 'a's are watermarks and not some Riddler style fabric pattern.

 

[Calamity1971]

Turd monitor.

 

[existentialist]

Is it time to start photoshopping her into things, or would that detract from the lunacy of the real stuff?

 

[two sheds]

well at least turd monitor is real

 

[Calamity1971]

Is it time to start photoshopping her into things, or would that detract from the lunacy of the real stuff?

I don't think anything could detract from the lunacy that is truss.

 

[quiet guy]

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Truss in her guantanamo jumpsuit

Or the alternate is in her Council hi-viz jumpsuit ready for a shift repairing the roads

 

[CyberRose]

As David Cameron