Mrs Miggins
Eternal
Toasted cheese and jam sandwiches.
There are some people who just wont believe how scrummy they are together.
Good vintage cheddar and decent strawberry or raspberry jam.
I like cheese on toast with marmalade.
Toasted cheese and jam sandwiches.
There are some people who just wont believe how scrummy they are together.
Good vintage cheddar and decent strawberry or raspberry jam.
I would sooner chop off my thumbs, pop them under the grill and gnaw on them
Fries with that?
There is something seriously wrong with people who don't like fruitcake. It's way more interesting, delicious and complex than any sponge type thing could ever hope to be.
Chocolate cake is the dullest of all the cakes.
Couldn't find any of this in Tescos today.Jellied canned ham is one of the finest delicacies known to humankind.
It was the biggish one in Brixton. Not massive but not a Metro. Anyway....it will stay on the list until I find some
And the best bit is the jelly.Jellied canned ham is one of the finest delicacies known to humankind.
Cadmium yellow probably wouldn't be quite as good at fucking-up everything it touches though.Ground turmeric is the most pointless spice ever. You could replace it with cadmium yellow in literally anything that calls for it and nobody eating it would bat an eyelid.
I think this wins in terms of wrongness.A roast beef (as in Sunday) is the single worst interpretation possible, of the great gift that cows give us. Blows your mind to think the shitty sliver or slab of tasteless meat in a roast comes from the same animal as steak and burgers.
I think this wins in terms of wrongness.
1. Wrong.A roast beef (as in Sunday) is the single worst interpretation possible, of the great gift that cows give us. Blows your mind to think the shitty sliver or slab of tasteless meat in a roast comes from the same animal as steak and burgers.
Cheese is for wierdos - have you not fucking smelt it?
Chicken Korma is a great dish
1. Wrong.
2. Wronger.
3. Ah, things start to make sense.
(((Ted's tastebuds)))
ETA: To complete the picture, may I ask how you like your beef?
white pepper is the sort of thing you'd wish on your worst enemy
Yeah! Someone threw a handful of white pepper in my eyes when I was a kid. It fucking stings.White pepper blinds your worst enemy better than black pepper
Still? Wow.Yeah! Someone threw a handful of white pepper in my eyes when I was a kid. It fucking stings.
When I think about it, yeah.Still? Wow.
I do have time for the pastry on a pork pie thoughShortcrust pastry is horrible. It’s like biting powder. If you have to have pastry, at least make it an edible one like puff.
Yeah: people still have white pepper? Wow.Still? Wow.
I’ve not eaten a pork pie for at least 36 years. But, yes, it wasn’t shortcrust, was it?I do have time for the pastry on a pork pie though