PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

I guess this proves beyond any doubt that the judicial establishment are anything but impartial.

 

[pesh]

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i've been enjoying the sign language guy's bsl

the crying eyes bit he just did for Boris's response was beautiful.

 

[Poi E]

Best justice money can buy.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Don't scare him away. He has some Big Truths to share.

 

[klang]

and very few of them have any r'n'b

but they sure know how to twist.

 

[Gaia]

I guess this proves beyond any doubt that the judicial establishment are anything but impartial.

Er it upheld the rule of law - how is that biased…? Prorogation in order to secure parliamentary advantage - which was the sole reason BJ did so - can NEVER be deemed lawful, for the reason that it’s undemocratic (and, whilst democracy might not work too well in many ways in this country, and not at all in others, Parliament is still sovereign).

Johnson must now, of course, seriously consider his position (and I think this has probably made an imminent GE far more imminent).

Oh and, finally, do fuck off…

 

[Pickman's model]

Prorogation in order to secure parliamentary advantage - which was the sole reason BJ did so - can NEVER be deemed lawful

apart from in the high court

 

[kebabking]

D'you know, I'm not absolutely convinced that Johnson's 'girly swot' jibe has paid off in the long term...

 

[High Voltage]

Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, the sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the first of November, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead. And may God have mercy upon your soul.

FIFY

 

[klang]

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Key points of court ruling acc to Reuters:
Factbox - Key points of Supreme Court judgment that suspending parliament unlawful

 

[Spymaster]

the crying eyes bit he just did for Boris's response was beautiful.

He actually wasn't taking the piss, just translating. That sign, with the fingers coming down the face from the eyes like tears means "old", which is what Johnson had just said.

 

[equationgirl]

The case law updates will make for some joyous reading tomorrow morning

 

[High Voltage]

Cunt would probably drink the whiskey, ask for a top up and then still miss . . . but we can dream

 

[pesh]

He actually wasn't taking the piss, just translating. That sign, with the fingers coming down the face from the eyes like tears means "old", which is what Johnson had just said.

sure, i figured it was, but his facial expressions throughout looked like he was enjoying himself

 

[Spymaster]

sure, i figured it was, but his facial expressions throughout looked like he was enjoying himself

Probably the best day of his career.

 

[pesh]

that was the vibe i was getting, i was wondering if they'd drawn straws in the office to decide who got to do it

 

[tommers]

when Johnson became Prime Minister I was pretty annoyed.

But it's been alright, hasn't it?

 

[MrSki]

Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, the sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until the first of November, and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead. And may God have mercy upon your soul.

Then his body dumped in a ditch.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I dunno, I'm beginning to suspect that Johnson isn't actually a Machiavellian genius tbh.

He does not have the look of a man for whom everything is going to plan.

 

[equationgirl]

when Johnson became Prime Minister I was pretty annoyed.

But it's been alright, hasn't it?

For entertainment value, more than alright.

As the leader of the country, a fucking disaster.

 

[Pickman's model]

He does not have the look of a man for whom everything is going to plan.

oh it is

but not his plan

 

[MrSki]

 

[equationgirl]

I think someone finally made him comb his air and/or get a haircut too.

He's still a monster twat, just slightly more presentable.

 

[Ax^]

hmm can he bring this to the European courts


would just add icing the cake of this mess

 

[steveo87]

I probably shouldn't be surprised, but I can't believe Johnson thought this would be anything other than a complete disaster.

His entire career is periods of baffoonery (if that's a word) then there's some kind of scandal, then fucking off for a while (usually to the Spectator), all the while burning all the bridges that got him there in the first place.

So it's no wonder, when he went for the 'top job', he was almost completely destroyed as soon as he stepped into the Chamber.

In short, the guys a cunt.

 

[SpookyFrank]

But it's been alright, hasn't it?

For people who hate Boris Johnson it could scarcely have been better. He's not just fucked everything up he's invented new and hitherto undreamt of ways of fucking up.

 

[ruffneck23]

not sure if im late with this , but aww bless

Humiliated Boris Johnson forced to cut short US trip and fly back to parliament

 

[Spymaster]

hmm can he bring this to the European courts

No.

 

[SpookyFrank]

hmm can he bring this to the European courts


would just add icing the cake of this mess

I doubt European courts can rule on UK constitutional law.

 

[teuchter]

I guess this proves beyond any doubt that the judicial establishment are anything but impartial.

Yup, and look at everyone on here cheering on the establishment and the 'rule of law' stopping the 'racist thickos' get their way. The true face of U75 made plain.