Pizza

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Do you normally have white wine with pizza?

Occasionally. I don't drink red.

 

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Mrs tag had a pizza tonight

 

[Orang Utan]

Mrs tag had a pizza tonight
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Looks like you have a very clumsy chef who’s always cutting themselves

 

[UnderOpenSky]

There used to be a major source of contention in the Q household when Middle was at home and insisted on consuming Marmite to the utter disgust of the rest of the family. She's moved out but her younger sister has picked up the baton by refusing to countenance pineapple on her pizza.
They're my daughters and I love them but sometimes I wonder where I went wrong.

Sounds like they have taste.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

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What on earth is the blue stuff?

 

[Orang Utan]

What on earth is the blue stuff?

Either kitchen plasters or deflated party balloons

 

[ouirdeaux]

Smurf biltong.

 

[dilute micro]

And the poster hash tag is never heard from again, leaving behind a mystery that will break the internet in 2024. Some say it's blue. Others say it's not.

 

[Orang Utan]

The leaves are brown and the jizz is gold

 

[hash tag]

The blue stuff is spirulina, a type of seaweed. It's a special to raise money for an ocean charity " it was nice".

 

[Orang Utan]

Interesting use of the word ‘devolve’ there.
I suppose the blue goo is intended as a tribute to the plastic waste floating in our oceans

 

[Orang Utan]

Apparently spirulina tastes of bad eggs, so fuck knows what it’s doing on a pizza

 

[hash tag]

A very interesting up and coming product, apparently.

Spirulina: Dosage, eye health, oral health, and more

Spirulina is a type of blue-green algae. It contains key nutrients and may be good for oral health, eye health, blood pressure, diabetes, and more. Learn more.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

 

[Epona]

Reminds me of the time my Sonic chewed and ingested all the multicoloured fur off a cat toy and it resulted in a colourful furball.

 

[Orang Utan]

Not really a proper food IMO. Famine food.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Reminds me of the time my Sonic chewed and ingested all the multicoloured fur off a cat toy and it resulted in a colourful furball.

Thank you for sharing.

 

[ouirdeaux]

I don't know why there is no blue food apart from berries. I don't want to be racist, but I'm not sure how I stand on the idea of blue-green algae. Perhaps i'll learn to love it, or is it them, in time. Even on a pizza. But I'm suspending judgement.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't know why there is no blue food apart from berries. I don't want to be racist, but I'm not sure how I stand on the idea of blue-green algae. Perhaps i'll learn to love it, or is it them, in time. Even on a pizza. But I'm suspending judgement.

Are there any actual blue berries though?

 

[ouirdeaux]

Blueberries look awfully blue to me. A random look at Professor Intenet is telling me that they're not blue, but purple. However, they look blue to us because of Oriiginal Sin, or something. I'm not going to argue about blueberies, because there are limits, but purple food is fairly rare as well.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Unless we're into weird berry territory here -- avocados are berries, cucumbers are berries, watermelons are berries, aubergines are berries, strawberres aren't berries, fuck blueberries, they're not even blue. I've never really got on with botany. I can't help thinking someone's taking the piss.

 

[Orang Utan]

Blueberries look awfully blue to me. A random look at Professor Intenet is telling me that they're not blue, but purple. However, they look blue to us because of Oriiginal Sin, or something. I'm not going to argue about blueberies, because there are limits, but purple food is fairly rare as well.

They have never looked blue!

 

[dilute micro]

I don't know why there is no blue food apart from berries. I don't want to be racist, but I'm not sure how I stand on the idea of blue-green algae. Perhaps i'll learn to love it, or is it them, in time. Even on a pizza. But I'm suspending judgement.

I've heard that's why you shouldn't use blue tableware. It's subconsciously off-putting because it's not associated with food.

 

[ouirdeaux]

They have never looked blue!

You may be ploughing a lone furrow here. Anyway, what are they? Pink with green spots?

 

[Orang Utan]

It’s also why kitchen plasters are blue

 

[Orang Utan]

You may be ploughing a lone furrow here. Anyway, what are they? Pink with green spots?

Purple. It’s not a lone furrow. Everybody knows they’re purple!

 

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Incidentally has anyone found a pizza place in Lambeth that delivers and is in the same league as Oregano was. I'm missing them a lot.

I forgot, Crust Brothers are just in Lambeth, just outside Waterloo Station.

 

[Eric Jarvis]

I forgot, Crust Brothers are just in Lambeth, just outside Waterloo Station.

Will give them a try.

 

[Eric Jarvis]

I don't know why there is no blue food apart from berries. I don't want to be racist, but I'm not sure how I stand on the idea of blue-green algae. Perhaps i'll learn to love it, or is it them, in time. Even on a pizza. But I'm suspending judgement.

When I was a student sharing a kitchen in a hall of residence I used to regularly use blue, purple and green food colouring in things like mashed potato to reduce the frequency of other people trying to get some of my dinner. Green mashed potato with sausages in a purple gravy doesn't look very nice but tastes perfectly fine. Blue scrambled egg looks a tad weird but is well worth it for the look on other people's faces.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

A very interesting up and coming product, apparently.

Spirulina: Dosage, eye health, oral health, and more

Spirulina is a type of blue-green algae. It contains key nutrients and may be good for oral health, eye health, blood pressure, diabetes, and more. Learn more.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

I mean you've been able to buy it Aldi for a few years now, not just expensive health food shops. Add it to smoothies and stuff. It's always been a very dark green when I've had it.

 

[Elpenor]

I mean you've been able to buy it Aldi for a few years now, not just expensive health food shops. Add it to smoothies and stuff. It's always been a very dark green when I've had it.

Really? What shelf?