Pizza
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UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
Thought I'd treat myself to one of the posh pizzas in Aldi which claim they are soughdough wood fired. Picked up the wrong one. Got home to find I had the Hoisin Pork.
It totally confirmed my suspension that Hoisin does not belong on pizza. Honestly. I'd rather have pineapple.
It totally confirmed my suspension that Hoisin does not belong on pizza. Honestly. I'd rather have pineapple.
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Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Jeffery Dahmer special.
www.tmz.com
'Dahmer Special' Pizza Dished in Texas Sparking Outrage and Interest
Blame Halloween or Netflix, or both ... but a Texas pizzeria is cutting off a slice of the ghoulish Jeffrey Dahmer fascination -- which is pissing off some people and drawing others into the joint.
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WhyLikeThis
Something, something, something
Fuck yes.
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Reaching out
It's worse than pineapple and is one of those things to be done at home, behind closed doors like BDSM, or is it.
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Baked beans on pizza? That’s worse than pineapple!
Heinz is resurrecting the baked-bean pizza 19 years after they were last seen in shops. An abomination? Or a secret taste sensation?
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Nowt wrong with baked beans or pineapple (or baked beans and pineapple) on pizza if that's what someone wants. Everyone has the right to the pizza of their dreams.It's worse than pineapple and is one of those things to be done at home, behind closed doors like BDSM, or is it.
Baked beans on pizza? That’s worse than pineapple!
Heinz is resurrecting the baked-bean pizza 19 years after they were last seen in shops. An abomination? Or a secret taste sensation?
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
Nowt wrong with baked beans or pineapple (or baked beans and pineapple) on pizza if that's what someone wants. Everyone has the right to the pizza of their dreams.
Dark, twisted, dreams.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Each unto their own.Dark, twisted, dreams.
Bet you secretly pour a tin of baked beans on your pizzas.
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Why would you. That sounds foul.Each unto their own.
Bet you secretly pour a tin of baked beans on your pizzas.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Again, each unto their own, hater.
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It is criminal. It is a crime against pizzas.Again, each unto their own, hater.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Bigot.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
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Don't blame me, blame our cousin's across the pond. It belongs in room 101 with Hershey's and such like.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
I loved those things, I don't even usually eat beans now or even pizza but I will be buying one. Then probably making an extremely long and convoluted plan to build a pizza oven, Then wondering how I broke a pasta machine...Nowt wrong with baked beans or pineapple (or baked beans and pineapple) on pizza if that's what someone wants. Everyone has the right to the pizza of their dreams.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
a plague pon the beanshamers
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
It is with great pleasure that I can announce that, with the arrival of the new cooker, Mrs D has begun making pizzas again.
We have a reliable source of 00 and 000 flour, so not only is pizza back on the menu but I shall be restarting pasta making.
We had a scratch made pizza base, with tomato, herbs, garlic, cheese (I shall be making mozzarella soon) anchovies and black olives, last weekend. My only sadness is that I'll no longer be able to cure my own olives.
We have a reliable source of 00 and 000 flour, so not only is pizza back on the menu but I shall be restarting pasta making.
We had a scratch made pizza base, with tomato, herbs, garlic, cheese (I shall be making mozzarella soon) anchovies and black olives, last weekend. My only sadness is that I'll no longer be able to cure my own olives.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I'm planning on making pizza for the weekend, but the flat is sufficiently cold that I've got the dough on a 48 hour 
rise. Still, slow and long is the way to go (within reason)
rise. Still, slow and long is the way to go (within reason)
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
000 flour? where?
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
I’ll ask her. (We’re near Edinburgh)
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
Ah, could be an issue as I'm in Cornwall lol. Never even heard of 000 being a thing you could get, now I want to make pizza just to see how it goes with that flour and I was waiting for an opportunity to try making Mozzarella too plus the cast iron pan pizza method, pizza stone was less effective than I hoped.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
I've a mozzarella making kit. It's very simple. I got it on amazon.
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
I was just going to use cheesecloth I have already for hops in brewing and some I think it was lemon or vinegar? I forget the guide I found
Epona
Sonic: 1 Nov 2006 - 8 Jan 2022
If you have an Eastern European run supermarket/grocery shop, try there - it's a staple ingredient of a particular type of popular Romanian cake (Cozonac), it's very fine and is whisked into the liquid ingredients when making that particular recipe. (I made one during the flour shortages of early 2020, it was the only flour I could lay my hands on!)
