Thanks for posting this, Minnie, I've just been down the local Co-op to get my paper, the queue was massive for some reason and everyone was talking about the opening ceremony, so I chipped in with that quote from the Guardian and had everyone laughing!
As an added bonus I got to repeat it on three separate occasions on the walk back home to 3 different sets of neighbours that were in their front gardens, all of which laughed.
All this laughter has had me laughing too.
Indirectly, you have helped make at least a couple of dozen people have an extra laugh on this beautiful sunny morning.