Olympic Opening Ceremony, London 2012

[story]

Usain!

 

[Fez909]

Hands off. That's my underdog team

Fine, the Iraqi flag bearer was gorgeous, too. There's so many hotties, so no need to get all possessive.

 

[DexterTCN]

Jamaica. Bolt carrying flag

can he just run up to the uk and give it to them?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

"The Italians, very popular entrants as usual".

Yes, thanks for that.

wearing Armani

Aren't we all?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

oh Japan, lots of good gymnasts

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

can he just run up to the uk and give it to them?

Would save a lot of bother

 

[Firky]

Still can't believe they pulled it off with no cock ups.

 

[prunus]

unlikely. he represents cannock and rugeley - they love that shit down there.

Perhaps, but if we can get enough publicity for the twat's drivellings, then the Today Programme or similar can ask Cameron if he agrees with his MP's sentiments, and is happy having him in the party, and at the very least we can cause some squirming and embarrassment to the SLIMY FUCKING ROTTEN TOSSPOT FUCKSNOTS.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fine, the Iraqi flag bearer was gorgeous, too. There's so many hotties, so no need to get all possessive.

Have you picked your underdog team yet?

 

[Fez909]

Correct flag!

 

[claphamboy]

For the first time in my life I felt something approaching pride in being British, a most peculiar feeling.

That's the new liver kicking in.

 

[story]

Still can't believe they pulled it off with no cock ups.

I'm sure there have been loads of small annoying cockups all day long.

 

[trashpony]

Countries I've never heard of: Kiribati

 

[elbows]

Kazakhstan are bound to win gold in the 100 metre hats competition.

 

[Fez909]

Have you picked your underdog team yet?

I hadn't even thought about it. I was all "fuck the Olympics" before 9 o'clock tonight. Now I'm fully sold-up, but haven't had a chance to prepare. Hmmmm, Iraq it is, then.

 

[Dusty Bint]

I'm sure there have been loads of small annoying cockups all day long.

Brenda was probably meant to land on the hillock.

 

[Gingerman]

Nazi would have done things differently eh?! I'd love 3 rounds with that cunt. Meh, I'm enjoying it, puts him back in 'things to destroy' pile.

Can garuntee you there'll be plenty more turds emerging from the toilet over the coming days whinging about the Pee Cee multicultural lefty opening ceremony

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Countries I've never heard of: Kiribati

They were the first country to welcome the Millennium in weren't they?

It's an annoying country. It's not pronounced anything like it's spelt

 

[krtek a houby]

I'm sure there have been loads of small annoying cockups all day long.

See Prince William thread

 

[ska invita]

Thank fuck there was no dubstep.

bonkers was the highlight for me - spot on choice

 

[twentythreedom]

Kyrgyzstan, one of 4 nations whose name contains a single vowel!

 

[Gingerman]

How can you complain about multi-culturalism at The Olympics????????

Easy if you like to hang out with saddos dressed up as Nazis

 

[story]

They were the first country to welcome the Millennium in weren't they?

It's an annoying country. It's not pronounced anything like it's spelt

I do love you, Minnie_the_Minx

 

[Corax]

Aidan Burley MP ‏@AidanBurleyMP
The most leftie opening ceremony I have ever seen - more than Beijing, the capital of a communist state! Welfare tribute next?

What a cunt. Imagine a tribute to the welfare state.

Stan Collymore has just tweeted his 301,000 followers about Burley.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I do love you, Minnie_the_Minx

Well it's not

 

[Firky]

bonkers was the highlight for me - spot on choice

I liked the Pink Floyd reference during the 60 second count down

 

[elbows]

I wonder if they are letting Prince Philip piss in a bottle this time, his bladder didnt cope well with tedium last time.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Think it's bad having to sit through all this? Imagine being a Greek athlete.

 

[Dusty Bint]

Halfway? Is there a good bit to come or is it just this interminable parade nonsense?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Stan Collymore has just tweeted his 301,000 followers about Burley.

Wonder how he's going to dig himself out of this hole