Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Artaxerxes]

I hope they're flogging off buck palace

 

[T & P]

Maybe next time, eh?

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[Dogsauce]

Phexit coverage on BBC exceeds parody. Toadiness turned up to 11.

 

[Wilf]

Apols if we've already gone over this...but...

April 8 = Fatch death day
April 9 = Racist Prince death day

anything for April 10?

So, what delights await us tomorrow? Andrew sweats himself to death?

 

[Raheem]

Apols if we've already gone over this...but...

April 8 = Fatch death day
April 9 = Racist Prince death day

anything for April 10?

Wikipedia says Little Eva.

 

[brogdale]

Phexit coverage on BBC exceeds parody. Toadiness turned up to 11.

 

[discokermit]

we should have known this was going to happen when the gates of hell opened up the other day in iceland.

 

[bmd]

What a bugger. Still, good innings.

 

[Artaxerxes]

At least this is one pensioner we can be 50/50 percent sure Boris didn't kill within the last year.

 

[danny la rouge]

live in Leeds

Great album.

 

[neonwilderness]

Andrew sweats himself to death?

Impossible

 

[Wilf]

He's that rare thing, someone with an unpleasant public persona who, apparently, was even worse in private. Seemingly a fucking awful father for one thing.

 

[elbows]

Why I am not a Christian, reason number 4362:

Meanwhile, Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, said he "consistently put the interests of others ahead of his own and, in so doing, provided an outstanding example of Christian service".

 

[moochedit]

Read the article, it explains it.

Last thing i would read would be a bbc news article about a royal death. Bbc news always arse lick the royals. Will avoid bbc tv news for next 24 hours for the same reason.

 

[elbows]

Is the football only allowed to go ahead this weekend if all the players wear Philip masks?

 

[Calamity1971]

Starmer vs Corbyn response

I can't see the Corbyn response? Has it been removed?

 

[brogdale]

Gotta hand it to Vlad, he's got a GSOH.

 

[donkyboy]

if you go to the sky sports site, they are reporting the death. hasn't got anything to do with sport, but its the headliner there as well

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I can't see the Corbyn response? Has it been removed?

Looks like he has, shame.

 

[Orang Utan]

if you go to the sky sports site, they are reporting the death. hasn't got anything to do with sport, but its the headliner there as well

He was a sportsman of sorts

 

[Raheem]

So it turns out Corbyn's response is to delete a post about something else so the Mail can write a tiny article about what a quisling he is.

 

[Artaxerxes]

He was a sportsman of sorts

He played cricket which is erroneously billed as a sport.

Shot a few critters to.

 

[planetgeli]

if you go to the sky sports site, they are reporting the death. hasn't got anything to do with sport, but its the headliner there as well

The man invented the sport of Carriage Driving ffs, have some respect.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

So it turns out Corbyn's response is to delete a post about something else so the Mail can write a tiny article about what a quisling he is.

He should just say bollocks to protocol and go on a full-on republican rant this afternoon. Why the fuck not? May as well commit the crime you've been convicted of.

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[Elpenor]

He was a sportsman of sorts

A fine swordsman who kept the backstreet abortion merchants in business in the 1950s

 

[BillRiver]

Looks like he has, shame.

What did it say?

 

[moochedit]

Looks like he has, shame.

What did it say?

 

[brogdale]

A fine swordsman who kept the backstreet abortion merchants in business in the 1950s

Ooof...top post!