Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Argonia]

I'm going to have a celebratory special platter at the Chinese takeaway tonight. Then hit the whisky.

 

[Wilf]

Cause of death: a surfeit of racism.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

already emailed HRH

'As a true British patriot....'

ftfy

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder if the MET will batter em for breaking covid regs?

I was reading last night of the crowds of radicals and land leaguers who descended on parliament when the first home rule bill was defeated in 1886, they cheered Gladstone to the echo and created such a hullabaloo that repeated charges of mounted police finally succeeded in dispersing them at 3am. Don't imagine such a raucous or resilient crowd will assemble to mourn Philip Mountbatten

 

[donkyboy]

Philip Has Fallen.
99 years is a good innings-especially when you have access to the best on the spot medical care.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Cause of death: a surfeit of racism.

Doubt he'd have lasted 99 years if that were fatal

 

[Pickman's model]

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Royal family in less racist than yesterday shocker

 

[Johnny Vodka]

"Environmentalists owe him a great debt" I heard as I was serving up my lunch

I must be confusing this Royal Family with that other bunch of cunts who think it's okay to chase foxes with hounds and horses.

 

[maomao]

This is terrible news. There will be nothing else on TV for days.

Thank god no-one watches telly anymore. Streaming services unaffected.

But underwhelmed now. Wish it had been one of the younger ones.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

what are people angry about? death?

Anger at the institution of the monarchy, anger at the eulogising of him.

 

[quiet guy]

His family don’t work!

They just sponge off the state

 

[Argonia]

I'd like the BBC to put up a calculation of his total carbon footprint and leave it at that.

 

[Teaboy]

I know its not protocol but I wonder if they may just throw in a bank holiday because of everything that is happening with covid. There was already calls for another bank holiday anyway. Problem is the selfish racist cunt has died right in the middle of the bank holiday season.

 

[Wilf]

Royal family in less racist than yesterday shocker

... though he'll be breaching hell's diversity policies very soon.

 

[not a trot]

BBC cancelled Bargain Hunt. Bunch of cunts.

 

[Argonia]

Is Headhunters on BBC2 at 1 o'clock?

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Finally!

Hopefully Liz will be next

C'mon Liz!

 

[Looby]

Two sad posts on my fb from the usual suspects.
One from a massive royalist. The first reply was a sad face and someone pondering how Brenda will cope without him.
The other from my right wing libertarian friend with comments about him being entertaining and the twinkle in his eye.

 

[quimcunx]

Who knew urban had become such a bargain hunt fan club.

 

[Argonia]

"To the living we owe respect. To the dead we owe nothing but the truth" - Voltaire

 

[tony.c]

Will the Belfast loyalists call off tonight's riot in deference?

 

[Wilf]

Thank god no-one watches telly anymore. Streaming services unaffected.

But underwhelmed now. Wish it had been one of the younger ones.

Must admit, my first thought was 'will Line of Duty still be on'?

(((urban 75, not quite what it was))))

 

[smmudge]

But underwhelmed now. Wish it had been one of the younger ones.

I think it's just nice to be reminded that Royal Family members can actually die.

 

[Sue]

I know its not protocol but I wonder if they may just throw in a bank holiday because of everything that is happening with covid. There was already calls for another bank holiday anyway. Problem is the selfish racist cunt has died right in the middle of the bank holiday season.

Personally I can always squeeze another BH in, no matter the season.

 

[Cid]

A new profile pic out of respect I think.

 

[Spandex]

 

[Nine Bob Note]

A new profile pic out of respect I think.

Looks like something the Mail of Sunday will be selling for £29.95

 

[DotCommunist]

But underwhelmed now. Wish it had been one of the younger ones.

the last one to go was the Queen Mum, they don't fight at the sharp end any more and medical science has cured/ameliorated the diseases of excess so they just fuckin linger.

 

[Elpenor]

Will the Belfast loyalists call off tonight's riot in deference?

A moments violence to be held

 

[MrSki]

Can't believe they cancelled Bargain Hunt for this.

ETA I can see I am not the only one who is upset by this.