Nadine Dorries: Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

[bluescreen]

True. She is a walking, talking, rambling self-parody.

 

[A380]

The one he gave to his brother went through, Jo Johnson sits in the Lords. It was when he tried to give his dad a knighthood that it was refused.

Fucking shameless.

Jo sits next to his niece whenever they are in...

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[two sheds]

"I definitely had a rabbit. I don't now"

"They don't want to talk about the rabbit"

I definitely had a cat when I was a kid, I don't now. Dr. No gets everywhere

 

[Lurdan]

Nadine Dorries: Threats will not stop me exposing No 10 ‘poison’ - Times (archived)

In the first extracts, published on Friday, Dorries alleges a powerful Tory figure named as “Dr No” had a rabbit cut up and nailed to its owners home in a warning to an ex-girlfriend.

In another claim she says he tried to set a house on fire “when people were sleeping in their bed”.

Tortoise Hack Paul Caruana Galizia quotes these sentences and then x-tweets:

Spoiler: Text of screencapped x-tweet

Paul Caruana Galizia @pcaruanagalizia
"Dr No" is... Dougie Smith.
In or around 1990, he was held on remand in HM Prison Brixton's F-wing while his charge of arson was reduced to breach of the peace.
He went on to advise David Cameron, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, and Rishi Sunak.
11:20 AM-Nov 3, 2023

Smith is certainly an interesting candidate for "Dr No". Headline on a Daily Mail story 14th July 2022

Spoiler: Text of screencap

'Calls for probe' into shadowy Tory accused of 'threatening Boris Johnson in phone call'
• Dougie Smith, a close friend of Rishi Sunak, made the threat as part of efforts to destabilise the Government
• Sources said the 'aggressive, threatening, bullying' call demanding he quit left Mr Johnson 'totally shaken'

Fun fact : Dougie Smith is the husband of Munira Mirza (ex-'Living Marxism network' who became Boris' policy chief when he was PM).
Here's a very detailed profile of the pair of them in the Telegraph in February 2022:

Meet the most powerful couple in Downing Street... you've never heard of - Telegraph (archived)

It includes:

‘Dougie is menacing, there’s no two ways about it,’ said one MP. ‘His Scottish accent is part of it, and he is the sort of person who will say something slightly menacing and then smile.’ Others say he has the air of a man who might at any moment headbutt you, an opinion that might be coloured by his past exploits, which have included spending a night in a police cell after allegedly threatening to kill a fellow member of a Conservative youth group. All of which Smith refuses to comment on but appears happy to cultivate. (...)

It was around this time that he was arrested for allegedly threatening to kill FCS member Toby Baxendale, purportedly in a row over a girl. He was released after a night in the cells.

But 'around this time' was 1985 according to the Telegraph. Not 1990. And there's nothing about being held on remand for alleged arson. Nor about bunny nailing.

So is Dougie Smith really "Dr No"?? Or is there an even more menacing shadowy figure squatting toad-like at the heart of the elite????

Hmmm. I think we need to know MUCH MUCH MORE

 

[Smangus]

Mmmmmmn.....

 

[Karl Masks]

Will it be filmed by Channel 4?

 

[BusLanes]

Will it be filmed by Channel 4?

Not sure but Glen Owen and the Daily Mail seem to want to make it happen.

 

[two sheds]

I've changed my mind, bring it on Nadine

 

[Ax^]

does her bombshell book have a working class beauty from liverpool stock who uncovers this sinister plot
thru bonking her way around Westminster and the secret tunnels around number 10

 

[Wilf]

I'm absolutely rudderless now, no idea at all where the dividing line between fantasy, parody and the modern Conservative party lies.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Will it be filmed by Channel 4?

They gave us a close up of Johnny Mercer's arsehole this week, so who knows?

 

[Wilf]

They gave us a close up of Johnny Mercer's arsehole this week, so who knows?

Again, I'm absolutely rudderless now, no idea at all where the dividing line between fantasy, parody and the modern Conservative party lies.

 

[PR1Berske]

Cummings responded to the allegations by sarcastically telling the Daily Mail: “She’s right, there was a giant conspiracy including MI6, the CIA and, most crucially, the KGB special operations department. It’s a tribute to Nadine she has figured this out. The movement wishes her well.”

A source close to Gove told the newspaper: “Nadine is a very talented bestselling fiction author.”

 

[two sheds]

very talented

 

[Brixton Hatter]

As talented as Nancy Reagan, according to reports.

 

[Lurdan]

Offering us all some much needed entertainment in these very gloomy times the Daily Mail have put up a hilarious YouTube video of Nadine explaining the broad thrust of
THE PLOT

• Dramatic music, actors voicing the words of anonymous sources, repeated quotes from Cicero (hmm I wonder who came up with those)
• A list of the main treasonous conspirators: Cummings, Gove, Smith and "Dr No".
• And the ultimate goal they are working towards. Imposing their choice for next Tory Party leader: no no I can't spoil it for you

In the old days members of the middle class would buy the News of the World "for the servants". Today most people can't afford servants so here are PDFs of the first three serialised extracts from Nadine's epic. You're welcome.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I hope Cummings, Gove, Smith and "Dr No" sue her, it would be top entertainment.

 

[moochedit]

 

[moochedit]

 

[moochedit]

 

[moochedit]

She's batshit but love a bit of tory infighting!

 

[stavros]

Offering us all some much needed entertainment in these very gloomy times the Daily Mail have put up a hilarious YouTube video of Nadine explaining the broad thrust of
THE PLOT

• Dramatic music, actors voicing the words of anonymous sources, repeated quotes from Cicero (hmm I wonder who came up with those)
• A list of the main treasonous conspirators: Cummings, Gove, Smith and "Dr No".
• And the ultimate goal they are working towards. Imposing their choice for next Tory Party leader: no no I can't spoil it for you

In the old days members of the middle class would buy the News of the World "for the servants". Today most people can't afford servants so here are PDFs of the first three serialised extracts from Nadine's epic. You're welcome.

"Writing this book the hardest thing that I have ever done... It's a damn sight harder than being an MP, where you can pick up £86k a year for doing fuck all."

 

[Karl Masks]

My god, can't this insipid fantasist and her dewy eyed obsession just fuck all the off?

 

[Lurdan]

Gold wallpaper in No 10? It NEVER existed. Wild lockdown parties? Boris didn't go to ANY. But the plotters knew: a lie is halfway around the world before the truth has got its boots on

Yes, from the author of

it's episode 4 of THE PLOT.

 

[Ax^]

you know you got to be desperate for attention when everyone knows the wall paper was in Boris Johnson flat at number 11

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

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I'm curious if this means that any time there are 30 MPs having billiard table sex with 120 cheering or if there are only 6 billiard table sex sessions going on at any one time.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Funny thing is, I would be inclined to actually believe a lot of what she's claiming, if it was coming from anyone other than Deluded Dorries.

 

[Cerv]

I'm curious if this means that any time there are 30 MPs having billiard table sex with 120 cheering or if there are only 6 billiard table sex sessions going on at any one time.

I feel sorry for whoever has to organise the rota

 

[eatmorecheese]

I feel sorry for whoever has to organise the rota

And the cleaning.