matt hancock is a twat

[Ted Striker]

This has probably been leaked by himself.

4d chess to take his hopelessness aside from the first thing you associate with him and/or trying to Be-More-Boris

 

[Steel Icarus]

This has probably been leaked by himself.

4d chess to take his hopelessness aside from the first thing you associate with him and/or trying to Be-More-Boris

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I always assumed this lad was American, dunno why. But no

 

[MrSki]

 

[Ted Striker]

I always assumed this lad was American, dunno why. But no

At risk of outing myself (as someone who always thought this was Eddie Murphy), this made me lol

But anyway, back to Matt WanderingHandscock....

 

[brogdale]

Right under the security camera, eh?

Handy, that.

 

[platinumsage]

Can he resign? The new orthodoxy is that 'private lives' shouldn't have any impact on political careers. Also admitting to any financial impropriety would be unlike this government. I think if he does go it'll be in a 'spending more time with his family' way rather than admitting that he did anything wrong. It's possible he'll be made to stay and this is just another humiliation to add to the heap.

Depends on what kind of meetings he's had.

 

[glitch hiker]

when he's not trying to retreat off camera

"You do the quake and vac and put Simon Stevens back"

fucking hell, that's going back a bit.

 

[tommers]

This absolutely reeks.

 

[glitch hiker]

Halfcock clearly confused about the process of nasopharyngeal swabbing.
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"I accidentally fell into her mouth and instinctively grabbed her arse for safety, now I've got a country to save!"

Now's the time for the fake tears Matt, you've had some practice...

 

[maomao]

Depends on what kind of meetings he's had.

I do keep forgetting that extra-marital sex has basically been illegal for much of the last year and three months.

 

[brogdale]

Quantity of Eat Out to Help Out type memery going on out there

 

[Espresso]

I see hands and face, but not much in the way of space.
Tsk tsk.

 

[mojo pixy]

Whenever Handcock looks under pressure and defensive, he gets a look on him like he wants to punch someone. He's definitely that type. I kind of hope that's how he finally goes, by punching someone - then getting punched right back (on camera plz). Or better still, ending up in prison.

 

[tommers]

what are they up to? Not Hancock, I read a book that told me all about that, but whoever sent the pictures to the papers.

 

[Petcha]

what are they up to? Not Hancock, I read a book that told me all about that, but whoever sent the pictures to the papers.

I imagine a six figure sum was involved.

Leaving aside the fact it's Matt fucking Hancock, there is the fact he has two kids so that ain't cool. It's bad enough when your parents break up without it being plastered all over the newspapers and TV.

 

[cyril_smear]

Shit timing, cos it won’t be on Gogglebox tonight.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

I can't see anything other the door handle in that captured clinch.

It's appears to be excited to be there.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Door knob

 

[DotCommunist]

should have seen this or similar coming really, think back to the election campaign and his rogue erection.

 

[ruffneck23]

Again nicked from twatter

 

[kebabking]

Wonder how hard Sir Keith will go on this one - I mean personally, rather than Shad Cab - given that his wife banned the Lab campaigns director from their home, and and he refused to move her on despite her being the architect of Labs loss in Hartlepool...?

Hancock absolutely should go - he's almost certainly broken Covid laws, he's knobbing an employee (I'd get sacked for that by HMG, so why not him?), and he may have aggressively rubbed up against the rules regarding ministers employing people they are 'close' to...

The media are obviously being cunts to his wife.

 

[agricola]

Wonder how hard Sir Keith will go on this one - I mean personally, rather than Shad Cab - given that his wife banned the Lab campaigns director from their home, and and he refused to move her on despite her being the architect of Labs loss in Hartlepool...?

Hancock absolutely should go - he's almost certainly broken Covid laws, he's knobbing an employee (I'd get sacked for that by HMG, so why not him?), and he may have aggressively rubbed up against the rules regarding ministers employing people they are 'close' to...

The media are obviously being cunts to his wife.

TBF there are probably more people in that dismal tryst than there are people the media aren't obviously being cunts to.

 

[agricola]

But hang on, hasn’t his boss had the odd dalliance with advisors and so forth?

the timings are questionable, but its possible his boss did that with (edit) an other half or ex of one of the "reporters" whose name appears on the byline of this scoop

small world etc

 

[A380]

Matt Hancock tipped for Tory leadership after photos emerge of him having an affair

 

[Pickman's model]

I got told off for posting a Sun journo’s tweet, but I suppose it’s fine to post the front page.

Excellent whataboutery

 

[platinumsage]

Excellent whataboutery

Either it's ok to post the Sun or it's not. A boycott is laughable if you make exceptions for juicy exclusive content.

 

[A380]

 

[not-bono-ever]

With this and anton du beke joining the come dancing judges, my world has been turned upside down. Mad times

 

[ruffneck23]

apologies , twitter appears to lie shocker

 

[Badgers]

I imagine a six figure sum was involved.

Leaving aside the fact it's Matt fucking Hancock, there is the fact he has two kids so that ain't cool. It's bad enough when your parents break up without it being plastered all over the newspapers

You think a Tory cares about his kids or partner? They are only interested in themselves.

The fact our Death Secretary is getting his financial and sexual kicks at the taxpayers expense during a pandemic is hardly surprising is it.

They are scum #ToryScum and anyone who votes for them has blood on their hands.