matt hancock is a twat

[stavros]

The word Tryst makes me laugh.

It's a word that's only ever used in circumstances like this by the popular press. See also "romp".

 

[belboid]

It's a word that's only ever used in circumstances like this by the popular press. See also "romp".

Loads of films are jolly romps

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

I expect we have had this but it is so fast moving & won't do anny harm posting it again.

 

[mx wcfc]

Have we had this one yet?

(removed following objection)

 

[frogwoman]

This explains a lot about his frankly unhinged TV appearances tbh, like the one where he was laughing

 

[2hats]

Free emetic.

Spoiler: Public health warning.

 

[two sheds]

 

[Calamity1971]

Why the fuck did I click on it

 

[two sheds]

I only made it half way through, but there should be spoiler codes where they don't open if you click on them.

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[Calamity1971]

I only made it half way through, but there should be spoiler codes where they don't open if you click on them.

I made it a quarter of the way. Sneaky , slimy shitebag. Not you, Hancock

 

[DaveCinzano]

Spoiler: What a good idea

I only made it half way through, but there should be spoiler codes where they don't open if you click on them.

 

[brogdale]

The spying out of the door to check that the coast was clear

 

[Calamity1971]

The spying out of the door to check that the coast was clear

Yeh, that's the bit that made me gip.

 

[two sheds]

Whoever leaked that must be shitting themselves at this moment.

 

[brogdale]

Seen some chatter on twitter about the improbability of the rip off the cctv being done without some senior collusion and stuff about the odd nature of the camera moving about as it films?

 

[two sheds]

leaker perhaps had a relative in a care home

 

[Calamity1971]

Whoever leaked that must be shitting themselves at this moment.

 

[brogdale]

Must be a risk of Neil Ferguson requiring hospital treatment for laughing so much

 

[magneze]

Seen some chatter on twitter about the improbability of the rip off the cctv being done without some senior collusion and stuff about the odd nature of the camera moving about as it films?

Probably it's a phone recording of the screen.

 

[Calamity1971]

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Have we had this one yet?

View attachment 275304

No, and No.

 

[mx wcfc]

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No, and No.

really? blimey.

sorry, I am pissed but I thought it just underlined the one rule for them thing.

You have objected, as I have objected to others' posts, so I'll remove it.

 

[Calamity1971]

really? blimey.

sorry, I am pissed but I thought it just underlined the one rule for them thing.

You have objected, as I have objected to others' post, so I'll remove it.

Might just be me that finds its a bit err. But thanks for your reply and removing it.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Calamity1971]

Thread winner.

 

[quiet guy]

Hancock was just trialling the new Covid test

 

[Raheem]

That time he said "I'm off to save lives", if only the camera had followed him afterwards.

 

[pesh]

Or a piano had fallen on him.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The Daily Star sums up how it's hard for Johnson to sack him, being a love rat himself, plus letting Cummings get away with breaking restrictions, etc.