matt hancock is a twat

[Calamity1971]

Actually, I got that wrong, it was this May.

Mind you, he was probably doing it last may anyway. Probably how the slimy cheating fucker got covid in the first place.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Who gets the health secretary job then? Who would want it?

 

[tommers]

Her husband is head of Oliver Bonas. She's not short of a few bob.

 

[SpookyFrank]

And who will be first to exploit the obvious double entendre potential of 'Oliver Bonas'.

 

[keybored]

I don't think they're that clever tbh

Maybe not clever in a positive sense but they all seem to possess a kind of low cunning and instinct for self-preservation.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Her husband is head of Oliver Bonas. She's not short of a few bob.

None of these people are short of anything. They'd still stab their own granny for a few bob more.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Unless they were promised by their tribe as a sacrifice to appease the dark gods, nobody has a valid excuse for shagging Matt Hancock.

 

[Ax^]

Her husband is head of Oliver Bonas. She's not short of a few bob.

depends how long the husband wants to keep with it


can you imaging being cockholded by Matt Hancock

 

[Raheem]

can you imaging being cockholded by Matt Hancock

Think I'd sooner be cuckolded by him, tbh.

 

[Espresso]

Unless they were promised by their tribe as a sacrifice to appease the dark gods, nobody has a valid excuse for shagging Matt Hancock.

Anyone who would can only be the same sort of person as he is. See also Mr and Mrs Johnson.

 

[platinumsage]

depends how long the husband wants to keep with it


can you imaging being cockholded by Matt Hancock

 

[Ax^]

he helped her pack


better man than me

 

[IC3D]

Who gets the health secretary job then? Who would want it?

Me, I'd give myself and colleagues a 15% payrise, shag an aide, do a load of coke then quit with deep regrets back to my nhs job.

 

[quiet guy]

He was making sure she went but didn't take any of his stuff

 

[quiet guy]

Me, I'd give myself and colleagues a 15% payrise, shag an aide, do a load of coke then quit with deep regrets back to my nhs job.

You missed out giving yourself a multi million pound contract for supplying shit all.

 

[IC3D]

Her and Hancock have the choice of the Falkland Islands and Georgia don't they? Unless they want to quarantine?!

 

[SpookyFrank]

he helped her pack


better man than me

Only way to be sure she's got enough dog turds in her suitcase.

 

[IC3D]

You missed out giving yourself a multi million pound contract for supplying shit all.

That would make my nhs job worse though.

 

[BillRiver]

Has Handjob's wife sent him packing yet, do we know?

 

[IC3D]

Has Handjob's wife sent him packing yet, do we know?

I'm sure both spouses were aware way before it blew up

 

[Espresso]

Imagine being so self serving as to give your bit on the side fifteen grand of someone else's money in wages for some sort of invented job, just so as you could meet up at your work for a bit of afternoon delight.

Imagine accepting that.

 

[platinumsage]

I'm sure both spouses were aware way before it blew up

Apparently Mrs Hancock found out from the Sun and they are now living apart.

 

[IC3D]

Apparently Mrs Hancock found out from the Sun and they are now living apart.

That's truly shit then.

 

[bimble]

the daily mail said earlier than hancock is chucked out of his house too so maybe they'll run away together and live happily ever after, where would they go though probably somewhere like Monaco.

 

[BillRiver]

Apparently Mrs Hancock found out from the Sun and they are now living apart.

Where did you read that please?

 

[keybored]

That's truly shit then.

She married a Tory, it can't have been too much of a shock.

 

[platinumsage]

Where did you read that please?

A journo on Twitter, I'm trying to find it again.

 

[bimble]

six children altogether having to see this shit, and have photographers pointlessly camped outside their houses. That is genuinely grim.

 

[Ax^]

six children altogether having to see this shit, and have photographers pointlessly camped outside their houses. That is genuinely grim.

might as well be children of the Pfeffel

 

[BillRiver]

might as well be children of the Piffle

Might actually be, for all we (and they) know.