Man United 2021-24, 'Best of the Rest'

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Cristiano Ronaldo's Man Utd dressing room snub puts Harry Maguire in jeopardy

Harry Maguire is the vocal leader in the Manchester United squad but it's claimed his poor form has led to players asking Cristiano Ronaldo to take on a new role

www-mirror-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org

 

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[Dandred]

 

[ska invita]

that second nearly own goal cracked me up

 

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All 10 of City’s outfielders registered more touches than any United player.

Cristiano Ronaldo registered just 27 touches. By contrast, City’s false nine Bernardo Silva registered 86 touches.

Joao Cancelo has four assists in the past week alone, plus the ball in that led to Eric Bailly’s own goal. That’s more than Jadon Sancho, Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Jesse Lingard and Mason Greenwood have all season combined.

Manchester United managed just four touches in the opposition box. That’s their lowest tally in any game since Opta started recording the statistics in 2008.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Now, c'mon, we all know the only stat that matters is...

Y'know what, never mind.

 

[Wilf]

Manchester City completed 753 passes in their win over Manchester United. The most any team has completed in a Premier League match against Utd since the 2003-04 season (when recording pass data started).

Manchester City have won eight away Premier League matches at Old Trafford against Manchester United, more than any other side in Premier League history.

Manchester United are now without a clean sheet in their last 14 home games in all competitions - they've only had one longer run in their entire history without a home clean sheet, a 21-game run between April 1958 and March 1959.

Eric Bailly is the first Manchester United player to score an own goal in the Manchester derby in the Premier League.

Yeah, but you prove anything with facts.

 

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Ronaldo could demand Man Utd exit if results continue to worsen

Cristiano Ronaldo has been a shining light amid Manchester United's turbulent season so far.

www.express.co.uk

 

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An "opinion" piece pretending to be a news story. I could shag Ana de Armas tomorrow night after bumping into her in my local, but it's probably unlikely.

 

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Ronaldo could demand Man Utd exit if results continue to worsen

Cristiano Ronaldo has been a shining light amid Manchester United's turbulent season so far.

www.express.co.uk

And go where? Only Man Utd and City ( and that was allegedly the offer of a one year deal ) were interested when he was touted around. And please don't say Newcastle.

 

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The clue is in the words "The" and "Express" and "could"

 

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The clue is in the words "The" and "Express" and "could"

 

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Zidane is currently out of work after leaving Madrid in the summer and given his track record of winning trophies, he would be a top drawer candidate for United if they part ways with Solskjaer.

But the Red Devils have not entered discussions with the Frenchman, according to journalist Fabrizio Romano.

Zinedine Zidane's conditions for taking Man Utd job as he makes feelings clear

Former Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane is one of the leading contenders to replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at Manchester United whose future is firmly up in the air

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Solskjaer 'crisis talks' with Ronaldo et al to save Man Utd job

Solskjaer discussed the tactical plan with seven senior Man United stars.

www.football365.com

The report claims Solskjaer wanted to discuss how United can turn their season around and the tactical plan going forward after switching to a back three in recent games.

It may be too late with a report on Wednesday claiming the United hierarchy had accepted the need to find a new manager.

Manchester Evening News reporter Samuel Luckhurst said that ‘United have privately decided a change of manager will be required following the morale-crushing defeats to Liverpool and Manchester City.’

That report claims Rodgers is understood to be their ‘preferred candidate’ but ‘it is still unclear when the club intends to sack Solskjaer as they mull over an arrival time for a replacement’.

But Rodgers says the speculation risks affecting his own players, who are looking to revitalise their season.

 

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Solskjaer 'crisis talks' with Ronaldo et al to save Man Utd job

Solskjaer discussed the tactical plan with seven senior Man United stars.

www.football365.com

I suppose losing at home to Chelsea 3-0 ( 3 goals also chalked off for offside ) could be considered to be an upgrade to losing 2-0 away at Watford (Watford missed a penalty twice taken )

 

[Dandred]

This is fun.

 

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[editor]

Ooh they've gone one back. Maybe he'll keep his job for another week.

 

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Donny van de Beek playing well

 

[Dandred]

Down to ten men now!

 

[Dandred]

Donny van de Beek playing well

They have looked really sharp since he came on,

 

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[The39thStep]

As they say , “It never rains but it pours”

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Tomorrow's headlines: Solskjaer sacked. Just thought I'd get in first.

 

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Tomorrow's headlines: Solskjaer sacked. Just thought I'd get in first.

Nah, he is still building

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

For the sake of giving the clown a couple more matches to lose, Man Utd have missed out on Conte. What an absolute shitshow

 

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Manchester United have suffered their biggest league defeat against a promoted side since September 1989, a 5-1 loss against Manchester City at Maine Road.

Manchester United have conceded 29 goals in all competitions this season, only Norwich (30) and Leicester (30) have shipped more amongst Premier League sides.

 

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For the sake of giving the clown a couple more matches to lose, Man Utd have missed out on Conte. What an absolute shitshow

Hello, is that you Mr Glazer?

 

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