Low Scoring World Cup

[stupid dogbot]

Perhaps you'd be better off watching the match whilst blowing your horn.

 

[poului]

IT'S NEITHER YOU FLAPJACK

There is nothing innately (dis)respectful about blowing a horn, nor does exhaling into a plastic tube seriously affect the ability of the vast majority of people to be engaged and enthiastic about something.

It's a stupid, false question. Now are you going to do us a courtesy and show us the mechanism by which you conclude that blowing a plastic horn invariably leads to those fans being less passionate or more arrogant.

Why would you be running around? You planning on actually playing at the same time as blowing on a vuvuzela? That would be pretty fucking awesome.

Cool. These two vessels of insight have decreed that such behaviour can't be deemed in any way cuntish. So, when can I come round for tea with my never-ending chorus of air horns blaring in your face all afternoon? It clearly doesn't suggest anything about my attitude.

 

[Dandred]

You should enjoy this thread http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=327234

 

[The Boy]

Cool. These two vessels of insight have decreed that such behaviour can't be deemed in any way cuntish. So, when can I come round for tea with my never-ending chorus of air horns blaring in your face all afternoon? It clearly doesn't suggest anything about my attitude.

Hang on. Are the natives blowing their horns in other people's homes? THE SAVAGES!!

 

[Teaboy]

The fucking trumpets are shit and are ruining the atmosphere, not sure it has that much affect on the players though. They're not going to be banned though, I'm more fucked off with the ball, I reckon thats the problem.

Wheres all the shots screaming in from outside the box? They are all ending up in row z, that has to be the ball, oooh, Switzerland have just scored.

 

[discokermit]

Thankyou. Can I come along to your next football match and spend the whole time running around blowing an air horn into your fucking ear then? That's some ultra respect right there.

yes you can. the next match i will be watching will be the argentina match tomorrow twelve thirty.

i will meet you by the gurkhas diner on balham high road at eleven thirty. bring a vuvuzela so i can recognise you.

if you don't come then you are a massive shitout as well as a loon.

 

[tarannau]

Cool. These two vessels of insight have decreed that such behaviour can't be deemed in any way cuntish. So, when can I come round for tea with my never-ending chorus of air horns blaring in your face all afternoon? It clearly doesn't suggest anything about my attitude.

Christ, what sort of nuttery is this? How desperate and utterly soft minded do you have to be to swing wildly to claiming that vuvu blowers aren't passionate enough football fans to trying to claim some kind of equivalence between the dinner table and a world cup stadium? You're a flaming joke without the nuts to try and explain just why you consider South African second rate football fans, full of arrogance and without enough passion. Surely it can't be just the fact that they blow novelty plastic horns from time to time?

An early candidate for the most hysterical poster without a decent point lifetime achievement award?

 

[kabbes]

poului, would you be OK with me coming to your dinner table and singing loud raucous songs and shouting insults for 90 minutes?

 

[The Boy]

poului, would you be OK with me coming to your dinner table and singing loud raucous songs and shouting insults for 90 minutes?

I don't know about pouliu, but that's pretty much what I do whenever invited for dinner. Thankfully my mates are all (mostly) as bad as me.

 

[tarannau]

Frankly I don't think Pouliu is invited much to dinner, at least based on the unpleasant and flapjacky judgments on this thread.

 

[kabbes]

I don't know about pouliu, but that's pretty much what I do whenever invited for dinner. Thankfully my mates are all (mostly) as bad as me.

Ironically, I tend to blow my own trumpet.

 

[The Boy]

Ironically, I tend to blow my own trumpet.

 

[poului]

Surely it can't be just the fact that they blow novelty plastic horns from time to time?

"from time to time"? Ho bleeding ho! Have you any fucking ears?

An early candidate for the most hysterical poster without a decent point lifetime achievement award?

Nope. You're just a lying, two-faced egotistical cunt.

 

[discokermit]

blah blah madstuff madstuff blah blah

you coming round mine tomorrow then?

 

[poului]

you coming round mine tomorrow then?

I meant playing not watching. Do you actually play? I could be a great tag-on "loud twat" with my legs.

 

[discokermit]

I meant playing not watching. Do you actually play?

ok, we'll go over tooting common, i'll bring the ball. still meet at the same time and place though, ok?

I could be a great tag-on "loud twat" with my legs.

does this make any sense to anyone?

 

[poului]

ok, we'll go over tooting common, i'll bring the ball. still meet at the same time and place though, ok?


does this make any sense to anyone?

Got to respect that big-man half-joking half-intimidating vibe.

Hang on, I know a great way to show it:

WEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[frogwoman]

I cant believe there is a massive flame war going on over the vuvazela?? ffs ...

 

[poului]

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Oh no! He's not acknowledging! Perhaps I need to be even louder!!!

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[poului]

I cant believe there is a massive flame war going on over the vuvazela?? ffs ...

What fantastic insight. Allow me express my utmost WEUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[discokermit]

Got to respect that big-man half-joking half-intimidating vibe.

you were the one who said you would do it. i only said ok and made arrangements for you to do so.

you're not backing out are you?

 

[bi0boy]

Oh no! He's not acknowledging! Perhaps I need to be even louder!!!

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you should be banned, you're disrespecting Urban75

 

[poului]

you were the one who said you would do it. i only said ok and made arrangements for you to do so.

you're not backing out are you?

Oh no maybe I am. What a crying shame. I clearly am incapable of keeping my promises as well as you. Got to admire your dedication WWWWEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[poului]

Oh you should be banned, you're disrespecting Urban75

What nonsense! I respect urban so much I'd use a SIZE 8 font if I could find one!

 

[discokermit]

you really are nuts.

and a shitout.

 

[poului]

you really are nuts.

WEEEEUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

 

[poului]

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oooh look an even bigger one!!!

 

[frogwoman]

I have a vuvuzela lol.

 

[stupid dogbot]

The more these threads go on, the more I love the Vuvuzela.

 

[discokermit]

@ poului, this whole thread should be sent to your mother. you'd be soundly spanked and sent to bed with no tea.


your typing skills aren't bad for a five year old though.