Liz Truss’s time is up

[Karl Masks]

I do enjoy a good pamphlet

 

[andysays]

I do enjoy a good pamphlet

I wonder if it's available as a PDF

 

[cupid_stunt]

Blimey, there's another book...



Apparently it's 100 pages, I assume only 2 actually contains any text.

 

[two sheds]

1. putting up peoples' mortgages by £500/month
2, Crashing the pound
3. Errr ..

 

[Lurdan]

Blimey, there's another book...

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Apparently it's 100 pages, I assume only 2 actually contains any text.

To commemorate Liz Truss' record-breaking 45 days in office, we set to write an equally memorable book detailing her greatest accomplishments. But, just like her policies, our work was sadly undone. Here's a blank notebook for your troubles.

 

[Pickman's model]

Blimey, there's another book...

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Apparently it's 100 pages, I assume only 2 actually contains any text.

years back in the virgin megastore there was a book 'everything that men know about women', and when i looked inside all the pages were blank. i think as you do that this will be as informative

 

[moochedit]

Blimey, there's another book...

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Apparently it's 100 pages, I assume only 2 actually contains any text.

Gotta be a spoof surely?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Gotta be a spoof surely?

I think the lettuce is a clue.

 

[gosub]

Dial S for skip fire – Liz Truss had her phone hacked ‘by the Russians’ and Johnson covered it up

Just when you thought you could forget Liz Truss and concentrate on the probable end stage of Suella Braverman’s career, the Mail on Sunday has revealed that Liz Truss’s personal mobile phone was hacked and a year’s worth of messages downloaded, with the chief suspects being Russia. It is...

www.thepoke.co.uk

 

[Karl Masks]

I wonder if it's available as a PDF

The Analects of Confused Truss

 

[A380]

 

[Artaxerxes]

Goodbye the heroes of the Truss Takedown

 

[teqniq]

Wow. If there's a connection that's pretty vindictive. Nobody told her she had to go on local BBC radio.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Wow. If there's a connection that's pretty vindictive. Nobody told her she had to go on local BBC radio.

There isn't a connection, these changes have been planned for some months, whilst various local BBC stations will share more programmes outside of breakfast & lunch times, local news, traffic & weather will be inserted for the different stations sharing the overall programmes, eg BBC Radio Kent will share more programmes with BBC Radio Sussex, but they will still have separate news bulletins.

The various different breakfast shows, which Truss appeared on, are not being cancelled.

Whilst overall there has to be cuts, they are moving resources to cover local news online more.

BBC to create more than 130 local news jobs – but more roles to be axed

 

[Tanya1982]

On breakfast news, there were a couple of Tory insiders talking about how she's personally shattered, an emotional wreck, life in ruins around her, hopes abandoned and dreams turned to dust, barely able to function, stumbling on a precipice, friends and family worried sick.

Maybe they were just trying to offer the nation something positive, but it seemed like a departure from the way people in public life are usually talked about. There was raw pity about actual breakdown rather than anything more jokey. I was quite struck by the tone of it.

If she was watching, it would've sent her deep inside another bottle. It was killing with kindness.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Maybe they were just trying to offer the nation something positive

Glass half full

 

[stdP]

she's personally shattered, an emotional wreck, life in ruins around her, hopes abandoned and dreams turned to dust, barely able to function, stumbling on a precipice, friends and family worried sick.

Of course, Truss would never be part of a party that's been gleefully heaping those exact same symptoms on millions of non-party members for years already.

I think all this says to me is that maybe she's got a soupçon more conscience than some of her contemporaries but my flint-like heart can't really empathise with a failure all of her own making.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I think all this says to me is that maybe she's got a soupçon more conscience than some of her contemporaries

Not sure I'd even give her that. She's broken because she failed. She'll go down in history as a massive failure. An epic failure. She is crying for herself, nobody else.

 

[two sheds]

Or for now impoverished bankers and other rich people perhaps?

Mind you, last I heard she was partying

 

[Serge Forward]

What's that you say? Truss is upset? Good. She can fuck right off.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mind you, last I heard she was partying

"Praying," I think. That's autocorrect on the new iPhone Chetyrnadtsat for you

 

[gosub]

On breakfast news, there were a couple of Tory insiders talking about how she's personally shattered, an emotional wreck, life in ruins around her, hopes abandoned and dreams turned to dust, barely able to function, stumbling on a precipice, friends and family worried sick.

Maybe they were just trying to offer the nation something positive, but it seemed like a departure from the way people in public life are usually talked about. There was raw pity about actual breakdown rather than anything more jokey. I was quite struck by the tone of it.

If she was watching, it would've sent her deep inside another bottle. It was killing with kindness.

If I were her, I'd lay off the coffee, and maybe get a script for some zopis.
Sleep is a restorative.
Her dreams may be shattered, but she is young enough to make fresh ones.

 

[Yossarian]

After the damage done by the Tories over the last 12 years, we're supposed to feel sorry for poor, sad Liz Truss?

I hope her husband leaves her, her kids disown her, and she gets mauled by a badger.

 

[Calamity1971]

After the damage done by the Tories over the last 12 years, we're supposed to feel sorry for poor, sad Liz Truss?

I hope her husband leaves her, her kids disown her, and she gets mauled by a badger.

Yeh, fuck her. Felt sorry for the kids though. I know what it's like to have a Tory dad.

 

[Calamity1971]

On breakfast news, there were a couple of Tory insiders talking about how she's personally shattered, an emotional wreck, life in ruins around her, hopes abandoned and dreams turned to dust, barely able to function, stumbling on a precipice, friends and family worried sick.

Maybe they were just trying to offer the nation something positive, but it seemed like a departure from the way people in public life are usually talked about. There was raw pity about actual breakdown rather than anything more jokey. I was quite struck by the tone of it.

If she was watching, it would've sent her deep inside another bottle. It was killing with kindness.

Boo fucking hoo.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

On breakfast news, there were a couple of Tory insiders talking about how she's personally shattered, an emotional wreck, life in ruins around her, hopes abandoned and dreams turned to dust, barely able to function, stumbling on a precipice, friends and family worried sick.

Maybe they were just trying to offer the nation something positive, but it seemed like a departure from the way people in public life are usually talked about. There was raw pity about actual breakdown rather than anything more jokey. I was quite struck by the tone of it.

If she was watching, it would've sent her deep inside another bottle. It was killing with kindness.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Not sure I'd even give her that. She's broken because she failed. She'll go down in history as a massive failure. An epic failure. She is crying for herself, nobody else.

Yeah if she gave half a shit about anyone else she wouldn't be in this position now.

 

[Tanya1982]

Boo fucking hoo.

Yes. As I said, 'maybe they were trying to offer something positive to the nation' in twisting the knife so nicely.

 

[Tanya1982]

After the damage done by the Tories over the last 12 years, we're supposed to feel sorry for poor, sad Liz Truss?

I hope her husband leaves her, her kids disown her, and she gets mauled by a badger.

No.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Of course, Truss would never be part of a party that's been gleefully heaping those exact same symptoms on millions of non-party members for years already.

I think all this says to me is that maybe she's got a soupçon more conscience than some of her contemporaries but my flint-like heart can't really empathise with a failure all of her own making.

Unlike many of us, she's not going to worry about paying bills while struggling mentally. Is it £115,00 a year for life? If I was her, I'd just fuck off to a nice island somewhere with my family.