Liz Truss’s time is up

[Karl Masks]

a new advisory council, based in Tufton street I Imagine

 

[neonwilderness]

I thought we'd all had enough of experts?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Why the hell is PM Smiling for gods sake

That smile didn't last long, she seems to be trying to smile again now, but there's a glitch in her software.

 

[Bingoman]

Rachel Reeves hosted butchered her and she is still smiling

 

[8ball]

That smile didn't last long, she seems to be trying to smile again now, but there's a glitch in her software.

Tech support are on the case.

 

[Pickman's model]

Rachel Reeves hosted butchered her and she is still smiling

what's that you say?

 

[weepiper]

Maybe the very good reason was that she's drunk

 

[SpookyFrank]

Mordaunt is pretty good at the commons stuff. Pretty skilled politician. How on earth did they end up with Truss?

They're forever held hostage by the loons. Mordaunt was the obvious choice among the serious contenders, so of course she had to be stopped.

It was almost unfair on Truss to give her the job in the first place. It's not her fault she's got shit for brains. If you leave your toddler alone with a toolbox and he puts his eye out with a screwdriver, that's your fault not the kid's.

 

[Karl Masks]

I don't think much of the support band

 

[SpookyFrank]

Isn't Coffey deputy PM?

Only because Harold Shipman was unavailable.

 

[Karl Masks]

Maybe the very good reason was that she's drunk

too much for blinking for someone not on the sauce

 

[Karl Masks]

Only because Harold Shipman was unavailable.

Isn't that why she's NHS secretary?

 

[Raheem]

Isn't that why she's NHS secretary?

She's NHS secretary because she told Truss she could do 40 wpm.

 

[Karl Masks]

"because of the GLOBAL financial crisis that happened on her party's watch"

WTAF?

 

[Ax^]

hunt talking about the NHS

hmm was with 3 doctors yesterday at a christening

won't repeat what they said about Hunt

 

[Sue]

Maybe the very good reason was that she's drunk

I thought maybe horribly hungover from last night but pissed now would also work.

 

[LDC]

Fuck's sake, Truss is so publicly humiliated, sitting there quiet as Hunt and Mordaunt answer questions far more competently than she could dream of.

I thought she'd stay, but surely she can't survive this.

 

[Ax^]

not even a comment from the pm

quick escape with the leader of the house

tragic shit show

 

[cupid_stunt]

Truss has virtually ran out of the commons.

 

[bimble]

liz truss's helpless ridiculous face. Have to admit i kind of feel sorry for her, she should never have been let anywhere near this job.

 

[Raheem]

Truss has virtually ran out of the commons.

Hopefully she makes it to a sink in time.

 

[Ax^]

liz truss's helpless ridiculous face. have to admit i kind of feel sorry for her, she should never have been let anywhere near this job.

cannie feel sorry for anyone wanting to do a maggie impersonation and it failing immediately

 

[bimble]

cannie feel sorry for anyone wanting to do a maggie impersonation and it failing immediately

i'll stop feeling sorry for her in a minute. was excrutiating though looking at her stupid blank face, her eyes darting everywhere weird nervous movements of her jaw. Think it has dawned on her that her whole life she's been deluded about her own abilities.

 

[LDC]

i'll stop feeling sorry for her in a minute. was excrutiating though looking at her stupid blank face, her eyes darting everywhere weird nervous movements of her jaw.

She looked like she'd necked a few tranquilizers to me.

 

[Ax^]

line of Mandy on the way to parliament

would explain the expression

 

[kebabking]

She looked like she'd necked a few tranquilizers to me.

Vlad. A missing submarine. Families.

 

[Ax^]

more tax from rich bankers

 

[agricola]

Sounds like Liz Truss is doing a Jack Bauer to thwart a terrorist attack that is due to happen in the next 24 hours

not likely, the only way she could thwart a terrorist attack is to organize it

 

[Karl Masks]

I just want an end to these fuckers. What will it take? I'll do it!

 

[steeplejack]

So being Prime Minister isn't as easy as briefing the press after a cabinet meeting and taking stupid photos of yourself posing in someone else's clothes on instagram.

Who knew.

I don't feel a scintilla of pity for her. She was more than happy to throw 99% of the country under the bus to benefit the likes of Crispin Odey and shadowy dark money backers who have basically bought the Tory Party. The damage that pair of wingnuts did will hobble the country and most of its citizens for the foreseeable future.

I hope she drowns, alone, in her own shite. That's being kind, and probably marginally less humiliating a fate than the afternoon she just had in the house.