Liz Truss’s time is up

[Karl Masks]

What do we reckon the "genuine reason" Truss hasn't turned up today is?

Something good I'll wager...caught in a bind choosing whether to eat after eight mints before 8pm

 

[Ax^]

Some people on the internet are theorising that Truss is on her way to Ukraine right now, i can imagine it, next time we see her she'll be all dressed up as a soldier striding about. Would be a massive error but then thats her speciality.

unless she going to start world war 3 i think she still fooked

 

[moochedit]

He spoke on telly earlier, he has to speak in parliament once this Mordaunt stuff is done.

Ah ok. Isn't that a bit unusual to announce tax stuff out of parliament?

 

[CyberRose]

Sounds like Liz Truss is doing a Jack Bauer to thwart a terrorist attack that is due to happen in the next 24 hours

 

[Wilf]

Not really a good look when the 2 people who are defending you are called Mordor and Cunt.

 

[elbows]

Someone

Ah ok. Isn't that a bit unusual to announce tax stuff out of parliament?

Part of his statement on telly involved mentioning that he spoke to the speaker to deal with that - the excuse for speaking earlier on tv before announcing the stuff in parliament was that they had to act quickly to calm the markets.

 

[Karl Masks]

Isn't Coffey deputy PM?

 

[Ax^]

aye think she would get mauled if she was answering the questions

coward


this is Penny giving a job interview on the fly

 

[Pickman's model]

Someone

Part of his statement on telly involved mentioning that he spoke to the speaker to deal with that - the excuse for speaking earlier on tv before announcing the stuff in parliament was that they had to act quickly to calm the markets.

they have no regard for the democratic norms of their own assembly, and even less for any (non-market) people outside their gates.

 

[Pickman's model]

Isn't Coffey deputy PM?

well spotted

 

[cupid_stunt]

Isn't Coffey deputy PM?

Yes, but they wouldn't trust her to handle this, or indeed to make a cup of coffee TBH.

Mordaunt is leader of the house.

 

[elbows]

 

[Ax^]

Trussbot has arrived

 

[story]

It’s very unusual moochedit but as elbows says extraordinary circumstances allow for extraordinary responses, and Hunt sought special permission from the speaker to jump the gun to stabilise the markets.

 

[Santino]

My "the Prime Minister is not hiding under a desk" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Truss has arrived!

 

[story]

Isn't Coffey deputy PM?

The fact that Mordaunt was given this brief speaks to how much confidence anyone has in Coffey’s abilities .

 

[Karl Masks]

Jesus, this is desperate stuff

 

[Bingoman]

So she could not turn up for an Urgent Question but turns up for the Chancellor what does that tell us

 

[Ax^]

So she could not turn up for an Urgent Question but turns up for the Chancellor what does that tell us

her boss told her to get up from under the desk

 

[story]

So she could not turn up for an Urgent Question but turns up for the Chancellor what does that tell us

That she was hiding under a desk

 

[Karl Masks]

I can't bear listening to Hoyle, he sounds like a man about to die drawing breath

 

[Ax^]

hmm difficulties cause by Truss

 

[Bingoman]

Why the hell is PM Smiling for gods sake

 

[Ax^]

she only has one expression programmed

 

[Raheem]

"Just sit there as still as you can, Liz, and think about your happy place."

 

[Karl Masks]

Why is the Anti Growth man talking?

 

[Ax^]

Liz avoiding Penny Gaze

 

[Karl Masks]

"Just sit there as still as you can, Liz, and think about your happy place."

Hint: it's not number 10

 

[Ax^]

so inflation to spike again in April