Living off the land 100%

[cupid_stunt]

I think mine was missing some 'sand' or whatever was inside it...story of my life

Oh, bless.

There's a place in Portugal that could've upgraded you to 4mb of sand, thrown in 64mb of crabs, and a factory to process them, for just over £100.

It's not exactly a fishy upgrade, but crabs are the best they can do with an Etch a Sketch.

 

[alan_]

You should have got it upgraded.

You can upgrade them into bombs

 

[Siouxsie]

Oh, bless.

There's a place in Portugal that could've upgraded you to 4mb of sand, thrown 64mb of crabs, and a factory to process them, for just over £100.

And I could eat like a queen for free

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh, bless.

There's a place in Portugal that could've upgraded you to 4mb of sand, thrown 64mb of crabs, and a factory to process them, for just over £100.

And I could live off the land 100% for free

Corrected for you.

 

[Siouxsie]

 

[JimW]

Do recent injuries mean Stan has now moved on to being footless and fancy-free?

 

[kebabking]

Do recent injuries mean Stan has now moved on to being footless and fancy-free?

dunno, but he still stinks like a polecat.

 

[Pickman's model]

dunno, but he still stinks like a polecat.

That's his rotting todger no doubt

 

[Stanley Edwards]

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I like that. 10/10 for the effort and attention

 

[Siouxsie]

Todger!!!!

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Right, you jealous fuckers. I am moving. Was considering another sketch here, but I have materials, so wherever I turn up, I can work and make cash.

Taking a siesta.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Todger!!!!

It is a very good word. Sort of says a whole paragraph in just Six letters. Just makes so much sense.

 

[cupid_stunt]

His todger couldn't be upgraded, it was soldered to the motherfuckerboard.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I'm thinking about a bus

Will sleep first.

Perhaps a bus followed by Burger King

 

[Pickman's model]

His todger couldn't be upgraded, it was soldered to the motherfuckerboard.

A zx81 todger not even an acer aspire one one

 

[not-bono-ever]

Right, you jealous fuckers. I am moving. Was considering another sketch here, but I have materials, so wherever I turn up, I can work and make cash.

Taking a siesta.

chop chop stanners, you still have 55.5 KM to get through before you can forage yourself a nutricious balanced supper

 

[cupid_stunt]

... in Burger King.

 

[Saul Goodman]

It has most definitely been upgraded and repaired. €125 all in. New screen. Memory upgrade and replacement processor.

I now have 4GB RAM and 64GB ROM rather than 2GB and 32GB.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

That was almighty siesta. My face is burned to fuck. Bottle of olive oil in my backpack leaked. I have no clean clothes, and looks like my backpack will never be clean again. Oil all over everything I own (not much really). I look, and feel like an alcoholic mess. I'm just going to hike.

I want to cross the bay. However, I am told there is no pedestrian walkway over the suspension bridge. Can't afford the boat. I am not a strong enough swimmer to consider the bold/stupid option. Google maps isn't helping. Think I have to take the very long route on my wobbly, painful foot.

You know what? I am very seriously considering walking on the road across that bridge. Really don't want to do a bus and Burger King. Is this legal?

 

[Pickman's model]

That was almighty siesta. My face is burned to fuck. Bottle of olive oil in my backpack leaked. I have no clean clothes, and looks like my backpack will never be clean again. Oil all over everything I own (not much really). I look, and feel like an alcoholic mess. I'm just going to hike.

I want to cross the bay. However, I am told there is no pedestrian walkway over the suspension bridge. Can't afford the boat. I am not a strong enough swimmer to consider the bold/stupid option. Google maps isn't helping. Think I have to take the very long route on my wobbly, painful foot.

You know what? I am very seriously considering walking on the road across that bridge. Really don't want to do a bus and Burger King. Is this legal?

A) probably not; B) this *will* end well

 

[Pickman's model]

That was almighty siesta. My face is burned to fuck. Bottle of olive oil in my backpack leaked. I have no clean clothes, and looks like my backpack will never be clean again. Oil all over everything I own (not much really). I look, and feel like an alcoholic mess. I'm just going to hike.

I want to cross the bay. However, I am told there is no pedestrian walkway over the suspension bridge. Can't afford the boat. I am not a strong enough swimmer to consider the bold/stupid option. Google maps isn't helping. Think I have to take the very long route on my wobbly, painful foot.

You know what? I am very seriously considering walking on the road across that bridge. Really don't want to do a bus and Burger King. Is this legal?

There is no pedestrian lane on the bridge. The bridge is 1.5 miles long. If you don't get nicked you will be run down
Can you afford to get a bus or train across?

 

[bimble]

Stan things won't get better till you find a way to wash yourself & your stuff.

 

[Pickman's model]

That was almighty siesta. My face is burned to fuck. Bottle of olive oil in my backpack leaked. I have no clean clothes, and looks like my backpack will never be clean again. Oil all over everything I own (not much really). I look, and feel like an alcoholic mess. I'm just going to hike.

I want to cross the bay. However, I am told there is no pedestrian walkway over the suspension bridge. Can't afford the boat. I am not a strong enough swimmer to consider the bold/stupid option. Google maps isn't helping. Think I have to take the very long route on my wobbly, painful foot.

You know what? I am very seriously considering walking on the road across that bridge. Really don't want to do a bus and Burger King. Is this legal?

Apparently it's about €3 for the ferry. Are you so brassic you can't afford that? Walking is very stupid. Must be a bus over the bridge. Get that or the train

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

That was almighty siesta. My face is burned to fuck. Bottle of olive oil in my backpack leaked. I have no clean clothes, and looks like my backpack will never be clean again. Oil all over everything I own (not much really). I look, and feel like an alcoholic mess. I'm just going to hike.

I want to cross the bay. However, I am told there is no pedestrian walkway over the suspension bridge. Can't afford the boat. I am not a strong enough swimmer to consider the bold/stupid option. Google maps isn't helping. Think I have to take the very long route on my wobbly, painful foot.

You know what? I am very seriously considering walking on the road across that bridge. Really don't want to do a bus and Burger King. Is this legal?

....get the ferry or the bus....
Or the land may well be be living off you 100%

 

[andysays]

Watch out for joggers on the bridge, Stanley

 

[Pickman's model]

Watch out for joggers on the bridge, Stanley

Maybe yer man was simply practicing

 

[Pickman's model]

That is 35 miles a day-ish. 10-12 hours solid purposeful walking. To do this on an extended basis in 35c heat, whilst scrabbling about in fields for vittles and roadkill to nom in the evening is rather unrealistic. This is utter utter fantasy.

Stanley has jumped the shark here. if he is so careless about maintaining his web of deceit on a truly petty matter like walking, how are we meant to believe his bountiful love life and slap up free food tales ?

You see he's now ramped things up to his most dangerous challenge yet: walking over the Portuguese equivalent of the Humber bridge, which has nowhere for pedestrians.

 

[Artaxerxes]

*refreshes Portugese news channels in anticipation*

Do you think they'll repatriate him if he survives?

 

[Gromit]

Showing your age there with the Chinny Hill reference.

 

[equationgirl]

*refreshes Portugese news channels in anticipation*

Do you think they'll repatriate him if he survives?

We'll probably have to crowdfund the repatriation costs...