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Living off the land 100%

Hasn't Stanley surfaced yet?
Who is L and R?
Is there an underground blog on the dark web somewhere?
All these questions and more....I miss him :oops:
 
was in lisbon some years back, lovely place.

It's changed somewhat in the last couple of days

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Its like a twisted version of First Blood with a consumptive John Rambo, and The Hotel Inspector - a random vagrant turns up in your hood and hangs around until forced out with boots up his arse, then he writes a scathing review of the unfriendliness of the locals, the paucity of decent food in the bins or allotments and the shocking price of a bottle of local pivo.
 
Its like a twisted version of First Blood with a consumptive John Rambo, and The Hotel Inspector - a random vagrant turns up in your hood and hangs around until forced out with boots up his arse, then he writes a scathing review of the unfriendliness of the locals, the paucity of decent food in the bins or allotments and the shocking price of a bottle of local pivo.
Imagine fistful of dollars where Stan rides into town, takes up residence in the bar and insists on sitting in the middle drawing each end of the drag.
 
Alright, you know what - fuck you Siouxsie , you put this mental image in my head, now you can deal with it (words only, but spoiler still needed):

Basic instinct scene with the crossed legs, only it's Stan in a blue polka dot dress and you get an eyeful of his sweaty, diseased member and sack.
 
Alright, you know what - fuck you Siouxsie , you put this mental image in my head, now you can deal with it (words only, but spoiler still needed):

Basic instinct scene with the crossed legs, only it's Stan in a blue polka dot dress and you get an eyeful of his sweaty, diseased member and sack.
:D
 
Alright, you know what - fuck you Siouxsie , you put this mental image in my head, now you can deal with it (words only, but spoiler still needed):

Basic instinct scene with the crossed legs, only it's Stan in a blue polka dot dress and you get an eyeful of his sweaty, diseased member and sack.
Stan dressed as Marilyn Monroe in the seven year itch where his dress gets blown up by the air vent
 
Oh, you lucky fuckers. I have a fully restored laptop with new screen, memory uprgade (to deal with the shit that is Win10), and a new processor. Expensive, but you know how it goes - your own hard drive is always worth saving.

Lisbon is ending well in most ways.

Today I was greeted with "hey, I bought a sketch from you in the south of France almost 8 years ago". Well, hey; it is 'P' the nuclear fusion research scientist from Brasil. I remember you very well. Fucking hell. My life is strange!

Invitation to enjoy some more 'not 100% from the land food' and very, very good company. Loved it. Loved drawing the view from one Lisbon's swankiest flats with an incredible view. I am a lucky bastard.

Going to have to say a big thank you to the Bangladeshi guys also. Thanks for the local knowledge. Thanks for the free beers. And, thanks for the laughs (most importantly). I got free beers from Bangladeshi guys!!! I am 5 gold star champion beer blagger :)

My foot is proper fucked. Painful as. Not really sure where the hiking goes from here, but I am going to leave tonight on a very early morning march through the pain and see what the situation is tomorrow.

Lisbon was actually fucking fab in the end. Just took me a while to adjust from suburban to real urban.
 
I might be a little drunk. Sorry if that post doesn't really make sense. Everything is going so fantasy surreal. I am now in a bar with some very aggressive huge fuckers. I am putting my laptop away. Broken noses cost fuck all to repair.
 
Oh, you lucky fuckers. I have a fully restored laptop with new screen, memory uprgade (to deal with the shit that is Win10), and a new processor. Expensive, but you know how it goes - your own hard drive is always worth saving.

Lisbon is ending well in most ways.

Today I was greeted with "hey, I bought a sketch from you in the south of France almost 8 years ago". Well, hey; it is 'P' the nuclear fusion research scientist from Brasil. I remember you very well. Fucking hell. My life is strange!

Invitation to enjoy some more 'not 100% from the land food' and very, very good company. Loved it. Loved drawing the view from one Lisbon's swankiest flats with an incredible view. I am a lucky bastard.

Going to have to say a big thank you to the Bangladeshi guys also. Thanks for the local knowledge. Thanks for the free beers. And, thanks for the laughs (most importantly). I got free beers from Bangladeshi guys!!! I am 5 gold star champion beer blagger :)

My foot is proper fucked. Painful as. Not really sure where the hiking goes from here, but I am going to leave tonight on a very early morning march through the pain and see what the situation is tomorrow.

Lisbon was actually fucking fab in the end. Just took me a while to adjust from suburban to real urban.
It's very unusual to replace a processor in a laptop.

Any chance they ripped you off?
I've just checked for the model he has (acer cloudwatch) and you can't upgrade the memory or processor.

The man's been done.
 
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