Living off the land 100%

[Saul Goodman]

I am trapped in some very strange sort of fantasy reality.

FTFY

 

[tim]

I'm sure our intrepid adventurer is enchanted by these exotic ladies' intriguing habits

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm sure our intrepid adventurer is enchanted by these exotic ladies intriguing habits

Let's give this itinerant artist some raw fish

 

[equationgirl]

Well, at least he's not dead from pate-induced botulism...

I Hope he's managing to shower at least if he's chatting up women.

 

[xenon]

The Manuscript Found in Saragossa - Wikipedia

Ish.

 

[kebabking]

Well, at least he's not dead from pate-induced botulism...

I Hope he's managing to shower at least if he's chatting up women.

Oh no, it's part of his charm you see - the whiff of landfill, the drunken slurring, the sunburnt scrotum hanging out of his decaying trousers...

All the hot women love a sexually aggressive tramp - haven't you read his blog?

 

[Corax]

I look forward to seeing the sketch of L & R scissoring in front of a church.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh no, it's part of his charm you see - the whiff of landfill, the drunken slurring, the sunburnt scrotum hanging out of his decaying trousers...

All the hot women love a sexually aggressive tramp - haven't you read his blog?

not to mention the mouldy cock

Spoiler

 

[Fez909]

not to mention the mouldy cock

Maybe L & R could go on a fungi forage?

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe L & R could go on a fungi forage?

Mushrooms - Fungi to die For
might be handy

 

[not-bono-ever]

He is above all this. Whilst you sneery mortage bound wage slaves weep over school fees and the cost of avocado for your breakfast smash, Stanley lives the life of a beautiful fragile butterly, going where whim and wind decide, an eroded stone for a pillow, the welcome of the soft rich earth as his mattress.Stan does not own a tie for he has no need to participate on your futile game of life. He is above all this.

 

[Corax]

Maybe L & R could go on a fungi forage?

True fact of the day - The DNA of all fungi originated from a huge meteor storm.

 

[Fez909]

True fact of the day - The DNA of all fungi originated from a huge meteor storm.

Can't believe I'm saying this on such a thread as this, but source?

 

[Cid]

Can't believe I'm saying this on such a thread as this, but source?

He just told you the source was a huge meteor storm...

sorry

 

[Fez909]

He just told you the source was a huge meteor storm...

sorry

That's a secondary source. I want the primary source.

Show me God!!111

 

[Pickman's model]

He is above all this. Whilst you sneery mortage bound wage slaves weep over school fees and the cost of avocado for your breakfast smash, Stanley lives the life of a beautiful fragile butterly, going where whim and wind decide, an eroded stone for a pillow, the welcome of the soft rich earth as his mattress.Stan does not own a tie for he has no need to participate on your futile game of life. He is above all this.

 

[Gromit]

Stan doesn't like Lisbon?
Everyone I know who has visited Lisbon fucking loves the place. One friend dreams of moving there and making it his home.

More evidence that Stan is not like regular people.

 

[Pickman's model]

Stan doesn't like Lisbon?
Everyone I know who has visited Lisbon fucking loves the place. One friend dreams of moving there and making it his home.

More evidence that Stan is not like regular people.

was in lisbon some years back, lovely place.

 

[Corax]

Can't believe I'm saying this on such a thread as this, but source?

Worcestershire

 

[Pickman's model]

Worcestershire

 

[Fez909]

was in lisbon some years back, lovely place.

Yep, Lisbon was the first forrin place I went where I thought, "I could definitely live here".

Love it. Recommend it to everyone. No one listens/cares.

Ah, well.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yep, Lisbon was the first forrin place I went where I thought, "I could definitely live here".

Love it. Recommend it to everyone. No one listens/cares.

Ah, well.

now it doesn't receive stan's seal of approval i like it all the more.

 

[not-bono-ever]

I can only imagine with growing horror the criteria used to get a Stan *star* rating.

urgh

 

[Artaxerxes]

"Did not contract diphtheria, would not come again. 8/10 stars"

 

[not-bono-ever]

Actually should be a *stan* rating , not stars

 

[Artaxerxes]

Actually should be a *stan* rating , not stars

Oh god, mulitple stans.

 

[kebabking]

Appalling. Was kidnapped by uniformed busybodies while innocently molesting teenage girls in the market Square in-between vomitting episodes and then shoved through a car wash.

Disgusting, would never visit again. 0/10.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Yossarian]

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Pretty sure that guy in purple playing a guitar is Tex Watson.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I foraged some spuds from a nearby field.

Lovely people in Norfolk if you get away from the tourist traps and dens of iniquity around Caister. I use a lot of miming to communicate my needs. Almost every community has a family run bar, known as a 'pub', that serves Adnams ales.

I'm having a wonderful adventure