Living off the land 100%

[ElizabethofYork]

 

[eatmorecheese]

I foraged half a bag of weed some kid left in the bush in my front yard last night. Living off the Streatham ends 100%

 

[Pickman's model]

I foraged half a bag of weed some kid left in the bush in my front yard last night. Living off the Streatham ends 100%

All you have to do now is feed it to stan

 

[cupid_stunt]

If he doesn't come back soon, I am cancelling my subscription.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

What are the chances that Stan may have been foraged?

 

[Pickman's model]

What are the chances that Stan may have been foraged?

What, foraged by aliens as a subject for unspeakable - and unethical - medical experiments? Double carpet I think.

 

[Supine]

What are the chances that Stan may have been foraged?

By the police. Picked up off the street.

 

[Pickman's model]

By the police. Picked up off the street.

4/7 being offered at betfred, 2/9 at coral and william hill, 1/7 at ladbrokes.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I have bought a map.

 

[IC3D]

Good thinking

 

[cupid_stunt]

I have bought a map.

You should have drawn your own.

 

[Pickman's model]

post 9:

Stanley Edwards apparently the 1:25,000 maps better than the 1:50,000 Portugal topographic maps at 1:25,000 and 1:50,000.

but you might want to take a compass, being as it is a traditional navigation aid

post 1657:

I have bought a map.

 

[cupid_stunt]

*awaits news of compass purchase*

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I have bought a map.

Have you got a GPS app for your phone? You can get ones that don't use the data connection and just tell you where you are on the paper one you've bought.

 

[Idris2002]

I have bought a map.

Now, with your two hands and your new purchase, you can finally find your own arse.

 

[Pickman's model]

Now, with your two hands and your new purchase, you can finally find your own arse.

 

[andysays]

Now, with your two hands and your new purchase, you can finally find your own arse.

I for one will be waiting for concrete evidence before I accept that assertion...

 

[Pickman's model]

I for one will be waiting for concrete evidence before I accept that assertion...

a statue of the great event sculpted for posterity?

 

[Stanley Edwards]

There is news on my blog

My mobile does not work outside of Spain (cheapest possible contract I could get). My new screen for my laptop is apparently already waiting for me in Lisbon. I am heading that way as quickly as I can on foot following route PR1. I am expecting to find a middle class pseudo Bohemian hell. Hoping to be surprised. I have grown very used to the gentle life of provincial Portugal. Not entirely sure I can cope with the impersonal metropolis just yet, so I am planning a couple of days in Sintra to adjust and make the cash I Will need to pay a minimum of €60 for a Lisboa bed. And, cover the cost of my laptop repairs.

I Will almost certainly go off radar for a few days.

Check my blog.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

There is news on my blog

My mobile does not work outside of Spain (cheapest possible contract I could get). My new screen for my laptop is apparently already waiting for me in Lisbon. I am heading that way as quickly as I can on foot following route PR1. I am expecting to find a middle class pseudo Bohemian hell. Hoping to be surprised. I have grown very used to the gente life of provincial Portugal. Not entirely sure I can cope with the impersonal metropolis just yet, so I am planning a couple of days in Sintra to dajust and make the cash I Will need to pay a minimum of €60 for a Lisboa bed. And, cover the cost of my laptop repairs.

I Will almost certainly go off radar for a few days.

Check my blog.

So you're now Living Off The Land 0%.

Good luck!

 

[Artaxerxes]

I've been to Sintra.

This won't end well.

 

[Pickman's model]

I've been to Sintra.

This won't end well.

how did you find it - that is, what was it like?

 

[Artaxerxes]

how did you find it - that is, what was it like?

Charming, very touristy. He'll either get a fortune for his sketches and OD on 8 Ace or he'll wind up run out of town by a protective trinket seller for pissing on his patch.

After that your looking at dogs territory so he'll probably get eaten.

 

[planetgeli]

Can't wait for your tales from the wild, abandoned Sintra.

I am planning a couple of days in Sintra

In other news today a bear was caught living off the land shitting in the woods.

 

[Corax]

It's about a week's walk away at a good rate, by the way. I wonder when Stan will get there?

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's about a week's walk away at a good rate, by the way. I wonder when Stan will get there?

He'll get there eventually, bumpty bumpty bump.

 

[Corax]

Can't wait for your tales from the wild, abandoned Sintra.

Incredible evening light. Some of the most gorgeous women in the world. Wonderfully friendly. Everyone loves me here, made many new friends.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Can't wait for your tales from the wild, abandoned Sintra.

He did it his way.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Is this shit still going ?

 

[chilango]

Is this shit still going ?

Apparently so. On his way to Sintra.


....or did you mean the thread?