Laurence Fox. The twat.

[moochedit]

All I can see is that it cost £300,000. Where are the 300 of them??

So each range rover cost a grand? what does he drive on the other 65 days of the year?

 

[two sheds]

Ah I see - still not sure where he gets a fleet of them from.

 

[moochedit]

Ah I see - still not sure where he gets a fleet of them from.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Ah I see - still not sure where he gets a fleet of them from.

ask loser, he knows*




*taps nose

 

[two sheds]

That's jealousy too, isn't it, he knows he can't get the range rovers because he fucked up his application. I WANT A FLEET OF 300 GRAND RANGE ROVERS :waaaaugh:

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[Elpenor]

So each range rover cost a grand? what does he drive on the other 65 days of the year?

Probably a fleet of a few range rovers, perhaps the driver costs are also included in this number or else it’s made up like everything else fox says

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[scalyboy]

I'm surprised Khan has a personal fleet of 300 grand Range Rovers, how does he find time to drive them all?

His ULEZ fines must be going through the roof with 300 of em - d'you suppose he drives a different one each day, or has he (in true Bond super-villain style) cloned himself 299 times?

 

[two sheds]

If he made clear he was talking about nouns rather than adjectives in his twittering we wouldn't have gone down this path

 

[nogojones]

ask loser, he knows*




*taps nose

White bogies fall out

 

[nogojones]

Jelly, cos he only gets a Volvo in a car share

'Smoked-filled ego w***fest': Inside Laurence Fox’s Reclaim Party split... caused by a Volvo, Christmas card and MacBook

LBC has been told by an insider who was involved with The Reclaim Party about the “woeful” work ethic of Laurence Fox, the clashes at the heart of the party and how he managed to upset fellow activists.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

One day, one day soon, fox will live in a car. So from a comfy bourgeois home to a third hand fiat uno - rather the reverse of khan's trajectory

 

[Pickman's model]

That's jealousy too, isn't it, he knows he can't get the range rovers because he fucked up his application. I WANT A FLEET OF 300 GRAND RANGE ROVERS :waaaaugh:

The only way he'd have 300 grand range rovers is if each of the members of his political party bought him a toy car

 

[Lotte]

Fox: "I am the voice of working-class people."
Also Fox: "Weh weh wehhhh this plebe from a council estate doesn't know his place."

 

[CooltanRefugee]

Looks like he's on a come down from last night's coke and booze, and is having a meltdown.

He can't tell the difference between his own impulses and matters of high principle. If it's his ego, he thinks he's being high-minded. You almost feel sorry for the lad, no awareness, he's doing himself damage

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I think this judge is aiming for a spot in pseuds corner with this rather wordy way of calling fox a liar:

The judge's wording dances around calling him a liar, a bit, a bit like late MP Alan Clark's admission about having been 'economical with the actualité'.

 

[krtek a houby]

He can't tell the difference between his own impulses and matters of high principle. If it's his ego, he thinks he's being high-minded. You almost feel sorry for the lad, no awareness, he's doing himself damage

Some people can't help themselves. But he's not deserving of sympathy.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[tim]

Some people can't help themselves. But he's not deserving of sympathy.

He managed to help himself to that laptop. I don't understand what sugar daddy, Bob Hopkins sees in him.

 

[moochedit]

The only way he'd have 300 grand range rovers is if each of the members of his political party bought him a toy car

Does his party have 300 members? i'd be surprised if it had more than 3

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He managed to help himself to that laptop. I don't understand what sugar daddy, Bob Hopkins sees in him.

Probably justifies thievery as a form of enterprising.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I don't understand what sugar daddy, Bob Hopkins sees in him.

Yeah, obviously we're all going to think he's a twat but even on his own terms he's a massive failure isn't he. He's a million miles from being a Farage type of character. Doesn't seem a great investment.

 

[Serge Forward]

He managed to help himself to that laptop. I don't understand what sugar daddy, Bob Hopkins sees in him.

???

 

[Elpenor]

He managed to help himself to that laptop. I don't understand what sugar daddy, Bob Hopkins sees in him.

He has always been a big fan of Moaner Lozzer

 

[tim]

Probably justifies thievery as a form of enterprising.

The Artful Dodger to Hoskins's Fagin.

"You've got chop a camera or two my boys. Go out and chop a camera or two!"

I should imagine that Bob is reviewing the situation.

 

[Pickman's model]

we are equally intelligent but some are more equal than others

 

[scalyboy]

Eventually I expect Mr J Hosking will turn off the money tap, and ‘Lozza’ will be forced to work for a living. Most probably as a taxi driver, in his mind a sort of English Travis Bickle, but in reality more like one of Private Eye’s cabbies.

“That Sadiq Khan, I tell you what mate, it’s diabolical what he’s doing. ULEZ, don’t talk to me about ULEZ, cost me a fortune, and all them cameras, he’s worse than the bleedin Stasi and Hitler combined. Don’t get me wrong I’ve got a lot of black mates. And another thing, the divorce courts, it’s criminal what they get up to. Woke madness mate, they won’t even let me see my own kids. If I wasn’t driving this cab all day I’d stand for Mayor, start putting things right. In fact I nearly won a couple of years ago, but that cowson Khan fixed it so I never got the paperwork submitted correctly. It’s diabolical what he gets away with” etc.

At least with a pub bore you can move away or leave the pub. Imagine being stuck in the back of ‘Lozza’s cab

 

[Pickman's model]

speaking of equity i wonder if he's still a member

 

[tim]

Eventually I expect Mr J Hosking will turn off the money tap, and ‘Lozza’ will be forced to work for a living. Most probably as a taxi driver, in his mind a sort of English Travis Bickle, but in reality more like one of Private Eye’s cabbies.

“That Sadiq Khan, I tell you what mate, it’s diabolical what he’s doing. ULEZ, don’t talk to me about ULEZ, cost me a fortune, and all them cameras, he’s worse than the bleedin Stasi and Hitler combined. Don’t get me wrong I’ve got a lot of black mates. And another thing, the divorce courts, it’s criminal what they get up to. Woke madness mate, they won’t even let me see my own kids. If I wasn’t driving this cab all day I’d stand for Mayor, start putting things right. In fact I nearly won a couple of years ago, but that cowson Khan fixed it so I never got the paperwork submitted correctly. It’s diabolical what he gets away with” etc.

At least with a pub bore you can move away or leave the pub. Imagine being stuck in the back of ‘Lozza’s cab

I can't imagine Fox ever getting the Knowledge.