Laurence Fox. The twat.

[spitfire]

Thank gerbil God for that.

 

[krtek a houby]

Thank gerbil God for that.

All's well that ends gerbil












(I'll get my bedding)

 

[Lotte]

Does the Crack Fox actually like football or does he only tweet about it when he can shit himself about ~wokeness~?

(Also relieved that the rodent puns were not a reference to him shoving them up his bum)

 

[DotCommunist]

Doesn't using 9ft half ton beasts to charge and baton people repeatedly gives you any worries?

Bet it never happens anywhere else too.

Recon 10 stout hearts with scaffold poles and basic lines/squares drill instilled could stand a police charge.

 

[existentialist]

The Gerbil of Miss Jean Brodie

 

[DaveCinzano]

Recon 10 stout hearts with scaffold poles and basic lines/squares drill instilled could stand a police charge.

I've witnessed two people with shopping trolleys see off an attempt by mounted officers to wet their sticks on a crowd

 

[Pickman's model]

Recon 10 stout hearts with scaffold poles and basic lines/squares drill instilled could stand a police charge.

maceroni pikes ftw

clive bloom, violent london, p. 193, talking about the scrap at coldbath fields

e2a: you can download maceroni's 'defensive instructions for the people', an 1832 effort, from google books at Defensive Instructions for the People

 

[Lurdan]

Recon 10 stout hearts with scaffold poles and basic lines/squares drill instilled could stand a police charge.

They used mounted police to push us back at Wapping during the News International strike. I was standing next to a mate when he tried head butting a police horse.
Pro tip: don't try this at home kids. Horses have quite hard heads. This one just looked a little puzzled. My mate had a bit of a headache.

The sad aftermath of their deployment was that they discovered that Wapping had a wide range of road surfaces from steel bridges to cobblestones. Very useful for training horses and so for years afterwards we had the fuckers clip clopping around the area. You might imagine the old joke "What's got four legs and a cunt in the middle of it's back?" would get old after a while but I can assure you it doesn't.

 

[moochedit]

Have I missed something? What's all this about gerbils? And when can we get back to the serious business of LeytonCatLady ripping the piss out The Twat?

Yeah me too.

What has the twat said about gerbils then?

 

[Pickman's model]

I've witnessed two people with shopping trolleys see off an attempt by mounted officers to wet their sticks on a crowd

what was that at?

 

[DaveCinzano]

what was that at?

Bristol Munt Against the Ming in 1998

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

You might imagine the old joke "What's got four legs and a cunt in the middle of it's back?" would get old after a while but I can assure you it doesn't.

Nor the difference between looking for a golf ball and a mounted copper.

 

[mango5]

maceroni
e2a: you can download maceroni's 'defensive instructions for the people', an 1832 effort, from google books at Defensive Instructions for the People

If Fox took notes from this the sideshow would be swiftly concluded.

 

[mango5]

. dp

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bristol Munt Against the Ming in 1998

Apologies, it was 1999

RTS Action Archive

Reclaim the Streets! Action Archive: dancing in the streets of dozens of cities and, oh, the World Trade Organization brought to a grinding halt.

rts.gn.apc.org

 

[two sheds]

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Top comment:

I cannot stand this man. That’s a request from CMS - child maintenance service and it’s based on income. The parent doesn’t request it.
If it’s that high it means he doesn’t have any contact with the children, it’s based off income and number of nights you have the child/ren stay over.
Stfu Laurence

 

[krtek a houby]

Wait, he's giving out about snorting coke?

 

[scifisam]

The 0.00 is how much he's paid towards his kids' maintenance.

His ex is rich, but so is he. It's probably a lower amount than it should be due to creative accounting, too.

 

[WouldBe]

From reddit, post now deleted apparently

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It's ok for him to moan about women snorting coke yet it's ok for him. If he didn't spend so much on coke he might be able to pay his child maintenance.

 

[JimW]

Berating and extolling?

 

[Dystopiary]

He knows that there are plenty of people who'll listen to all this. She's never slagged him off publicly; all she did was admit things were "difficult" in that recent interview, and since then he's absolutely trashed her twice on twitter. It's there in black and white - he wants people to despise her (whilst calling her a junkie). He can't possibly know whether she's doing coke or not.

And there's no way he's doing this "for those who can't" (afford what he can) - he's doing it to make life as difficult for her as possible.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He knows that there are plenty of people who'll listen to all this. She's never slagged him off publicly; all she did was admit things were "difficult" in that recent interview, and since then he's absolutely trashed her twice on twitter. It's there in black and white - he wants people to despise her (whilst calling her a junkie). He can't possibly know whether she's doing coke or not.

And there's no way he's doing this "for those who can't" (afford what he can) - he's doing it to make life as difficult for her as possible.

Yeah, and even if Billie was doing coke, Laurence would be the last person who'd have any right to use that against her.

 

[Dystopiary]

I bet he loathes the fact that a woman from a working-class background has ended up with the kind of money he was born into (if not more). And that she's really popular whilst he's known as some try-hard wannabe edgy knobhead who spouts a load of bollocks, and could no longer even get work as an extra on the kind of productions she stars in.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I bet he loathes the fact that a woman from a working-class background has ended up with the kind of money he was born into (if not more). And that she's really popular whilst he's known as some try-hard wannabe edgy knobhead who spouts a load of bollocks, and could no longer even get work as an extra on the kind of productions she stars in.

Tbf he's also known for being her dickhead ex. I bet that one grates because she doesn't get referred to in relation to him.

 

[Humberto]

He's managed to conflate his own bellendry, and the consequences of this in his own life, with some notion of it being a noble political struggle that he is a martyr for. I wonder if he really believes it. In any case it's consistently appalling behaviour on his part and I feel sorry for Billie.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Urgh, my sister had some gak-addled cunt bitch and moan through the family courts, whilst she was trying to give him access to the kids whom his only interest in was using as a weapon against her. He paid what it seems Looza’s paid, fuck all. Deadbeat dads bleating about their rights, fucking embarrassment to men.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Apologies, it was 1999

RTS Action Archive

Reclaim the Streets! Action Archive: dancing in the streets of dozens of cities and, oh, the World Trade Organization brought to a grinding halt.

rts.gn.apc.org

Dammit, after much head-scratching it wasn't Munt Against the Ming (which was in July 1999); it was the Eastville Park RTS (which was in August 1998).

I'm sure this clarification demonstrates the highest standards of accuracy and candour to which Gerbil Club is renowned for holding itself

ETA:

 

[T & P]

Mark my words, it won’t be long before he sacks his lawyers and decides to represent himself in court, undoubtedly thinking the truth will finally prevail.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Mark my words, it won’t be long before he sacks his lawyers and decides to represent himself in court, undoubtedly thinking the truth will finally prevail.

can someone put him in touch with the FoTL people, so they can help him with this?