King Charles III's time is up
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ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
On the telly there was some royal flunky claiming that Charles is a very hard worker. He is hard at work apparently until midnight most days.
What "work"? I'm genuinely interested to know what "work" the royals do. I know they go about the place opening things and meeting people, but what "work" is he doing all day every day until midnight?
What "work"? I'm genuinely interested to know what "work" the royals do. I know they go about the place opening things and meeting people, but what "work" is he doing all day every day until midnight?
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
Would say that's a safe bet, going on recent form...Can't see Celtic doing the same
I've heard this working til midnight rubbish too.
Having watched bits of the Netflix show I think he might write a few letters. It's harder to imagine a much simpler task than writing your own name but given how pissed off he got with that despite having loads of people around to help him, I imagine he spends a long time trying to get the lid off the pen if he's left alone.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Swimming through the money pool is hard work.
I imagine there’s a lot of signing and approving things like tenancy notices and eviction notices and signing off on “environmental schemes” that for some reason make a lot of money
I imagine there’s a lot of signing and approving things like tenancy notices and eviction notices and signing off on “environmental schemes” that for some reason make a lot of money
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
probably a decade he doesn't remember that much ofSo he's being trolled by the 1990s now. Probably a decade he'd rather forget
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
He shows his true colours.
Miffed by a leaky ink pen...
What a tosser. I would say he is a self absorbed petulant spoiled childman who has never grown up...never had to actually do ANYTHING bar swan around with his hand stroking his pocket watch in its pocket. Waiting for some admiration to be directed at him. He probably thinks he is more intelligent than everyone else...dare anybody ever disagree with him...
Plonker!!
His motner would probably have reacted differently and laughed off the leaky ink pen. But Charles...has to get snippy...and then he hands the thing to Camilla......like what the actual fuck? He isnt actually functioning normally is he?
There will be a massive swing against the Monarchy once the queen is buried and the pageantry stops...and electricity bills and energy crises become the focus of everybody's minds.
Charles may yet well wish for the days of the leaky ink pen.
ska invita
back on the other side
hes got his Etsy shop to keep updated
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Aladdin
Well-Known Member
Actually....I dont think Chuck will see 75.
And Willy will take over by the time he is 45.
The Mystery of Monarchy will disappear within 5 years. People will cop on and realise these ultra wealthy parasites are not actually worth having especially when winter energy bills kick in and people finally twig that they are funding this crowd....
I mean...at least the Queen went around turning off the lights in Buckingham palace ....
Vive la Republique!!!
Long live the republic...
Or summat.
And Willy will take over by the time he is 45.
The Mystery of Monarchy will disappear within 5 years. People will cop on and realise these ultra wealthy parasites are not actually worth having especially when winter energy bills kick in and people finally twig that they are funding this crowd....
I mean...at least the Queen went around turning off the lights in Buckingham palace ....
Vive la Republique!!!
Long live the republic...
Or summat.
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Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Innit. It's not even like he'd have to wash his own clothes if he got a bit of ink on them anyway.He shows his true colours.
Miffed by a leaky ink pen...
What a tosser. I would say he is a self absorbed petulant spoiled childman who has never grown up...never had to actually do ANYTHING bar swan around with his hand stroking his pocket watch in its pocket. Waiting for some admiration to be directed at him. He probably thinks he is more intelligent than everyone else...dare anybody ever disagree with him...
Plonker!!
His motner would probably have reacted differently and laughed off the leaky ink pen. But Charles...has to get snippy...and then he hands the thing to Camilla......like what the actual fuck? He isnt actually functioning normally is he?
There will be a massive swing against the Monarchy once the queen is buried and the pageantry stops...and electricity bills and energy crises become the focus of everybody's minds.
Charles may yet well wish for the days of the leaky ink pen.
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Groom of the Stool and all that...
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
This may explain his inordinately puffy digits.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
Deliveroo driver.
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
I think we're all being unfair he's been waiting all his life for this, a leaky pen or thing in just the wrong position spoils the whole majestic effect
You may have a point there..
I do hope a few more little annoyances crop up to frustrate him and amuse us.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Again I can't tell if this is real or parody at this point;
Aladdin
Well-Known Member
Chilli.s
mingling jets and statuettes
Yeah, that does look like topical and timely viewing for this week
Yossarian
⏭️
His servants are probably deliberately tormenting him with endless minor annoyances, I know that if I worked for him I would make sure there was an endless supply of leaky fountain pens.
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Paul Mason's case for A Peoples Monarchy
"It’s up to Charles, and his successors, to decide how they want to operate their side of the bargain this country made in 1688. But the electorate has a continuous and legitimate right to decide how we want our side to work."
www.theneweuropean.co.uk
"It’s up to Charles, and his successors, to decide how they want to operate their side of the bargain this country made in 1688. But the electorate has a continuous and legitimate right to decide how we want our side to work."
Let’s rebuild our relationship with the royals to create a fairer Britain
It’s time to formalise Britain’s “monarchic republic”
www.theneweuropean.co.uk
billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
God, yeah. Boiling all those eggs for exactly 3 minutes and 15 seconds so they're just veeeeeerrrrry slightly not to his liking.
OK, some of these tales may be apocryphal, but even if they are, they've obviously come about because that is how he is about things: a massively petulant, entitled arse.
Maybe the queen was too in private - it's hard to see how you could be one of them and not be - but if so, she seems to have been ruthlessly efficient at keeping it quiet.
SysOut
¯¯¯
1688 etc. Mason doesn't understand that power is not just a word, nor a piece of paper.Paul Mason's case for A Peoples Monarchy
"It’s up to Charles, and his successors, to decide how they want to operate their side of the bargain this country made in 1688. But the electorate has a continuous and legitimate right to decide how we want our side to work."
Let’s rebuild our relationship with the royals to create a fairer Britain
It’s time to formalise Britain’s “monarchic republic”
Who signed the bill of rights?
Rights are given, thus also taken away.
The only independent parliament existed under Cromwell - it didn't have a piece of paper, but an army.
The smoke and mirrors of the "constitutional monarchy" simply piles liabilities and blame onto parliament, while power stays where it is, with the ruling class.
not-bono-ever
meh
How is he - any updates on his health ?
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
He died 2 hours ago. Keep up
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
His people's NATO would defend us though
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
on a laptop, in the boot of a car, somewhere in a Parisian underpass, driven by a drunkard
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