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Kemi Badenoch is right. I support her.

Silas Loom

A lome the lenthe of a yerde
She’s come out against overly-moist sandwiches in a Spectator interview which has attracted considerable mockery for her “let them eat steaks” thoughts on lunching.

‘What’s decompressing, what’s that?’ she grins. Does she break for lunch? ‘What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps. I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time… Sometimes I will get a steak… I’m not a sandwich person, I don’t think sandwiches are a real food, it’s what you have for breakfast.’ Soggy bread is a no-no: ‘I will not touch bread if it’s moist.’


But she is absolutely on the nail about moistness. Commercially-made sandwiches in this country are ruined by gloopy mayonnaise excess, as if butter wasn’t lubrication enough. If she is going to put an end to mayo, she deserves to be taken seriously. At the least, she should be made sandwich czar after she is ousted from her current role and seat.
 
She’s come out against overly-moist sandwiches in a Spectator interview which has attracted considerable mockery for her “let them eat steaks” thoughts on lunching.

‘What’s decompressing, what’s that?’ she grins. Does she break for lunch? ‘What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps. I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time… Sometimes I will get a steak… I’m not a sandwich person, I don’t think sandwiches are a real food, it’s what you have for breakfast.’ Soggy bread is a no-no: ‘I will not touch bread if it’s moist.’


But she is absolutely on the nail about moistness. Commercially-made sandwiches in this country are ruined by gloopy mayonnaise excess, as if butter wasn’t lubrication enough. If she is going to put an end to mayo, she deserves to be taken seriously. At the least, she should be made sandwich czar after she is ousted from her current role and seat.

Oh fuck off. I still can't believe a lot of sandwiches have "NO MAYO!" printed on the box as a USP. I want a tuna sandwich I want mayo you idiot Badenochistas.
 
Cheese ploughman's (often the only veggie option) which contains tomato, pickle AND sometimes mayonnaise. All those things are fine but the sandwich has invariably been kicking about for ages and has gone all soggy. :(
 
I bet you're one of those wimps who eats lunch. :(

(I used to work with a guy who regularly forgot to each lunch. Obviously some kind of psychopath.)
I regularly miss lunch. I see it as the symptom of working in a struggling, underfunded health service in a declining country, something awful, not the pathetic boast of someone who probably sincerely talks about life hacks.
 
I wonder how many people who profess to dislike mayonnaise love olive oil and eggs.

But, yeah, make your own sarnies!
 
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