Keir Starmer's time is up
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Elpenor
a clown’s heart and a mandolin
This is for Geronimo!!
GarveyLives
Well-Known Member
... sometimes they even tell you who they are when there is no moment of surprise ...
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"Britain's Future"
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Nah, it's locked into the cunt's mindset. It's his version of a dalek shouting EXTERMINATE!
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
A John Prescott left jab may have been more effective
A quip about still finding glitter come the general election or something would've done.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
I arrested Saville (idfk) and now I’m dobbing in Glitter
magneze
🎧
Leave it Rickaaaaaaaaaay!
mojo pixy
...שלא נמצא בשמאל
[Internal Monologue] So that's what a heart feels like. I hate it!
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
Student Grant dragged away screaming about democracy 
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
It looks like he's casting a spell on him.
GarveyLives
Well-Known Member
"Yaz Ashmawi tries to persude The Right Honourable Sir Keir Starmer KCB KC MP to read and act on The Forde Report"
"Britain's Future"
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
The old proverb finally demonstrated. You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
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platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
I don't think "People's House" protesters are against microplastic pollution, they'd have to wait for randomly selected citizens to assemble and tell them it's bad.
AnnO'Neemus
Is so vanilla
Starmer's being interviewed in the 08:10h(ish) slot on Today. He's a charisma vacuum. He's stuttering and umming and ahing a lot. He's not at all confident or convincing.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
He never is
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
I'll pass. Wound up enough by world events at the moment. Listening to more bullshit from Starmer might send me over the edge..
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Sounds like a standard politician then
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
The Marylebonian Candidate
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
If only we could end his career by shouting 'mornington crescent' or the name of any other street in his constituency
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
If Keir Starmer were a holiday he'd be a chilly weekend in Cromer.
If he were a car, he'd be a grey Nissan Micra.
If he were a football match, he'd be a goalless draw on a gale-swept muddy swamp, between Swindon and MK Dons. In February.
If he were a vegetable, he'd be an arid, tasteless GM tomato hothoused in a non-place in Holland.
If he were a newspaper he'd be a silly season August Sunday Supplement in the i.
If he were legislation he'd be obscure codicils buried in the drier parts of Luxembourg's tax laws.
If he were a book, he'd be an unsold copy of Iain Duncan Smith's The Devil's Tune that had somehow escaped the pulper.
If he were an album, he'd be the Genesis comback 12" no one's waiting for.
If he were a car, he'd be a grey Nissan Micra.
If he were a football match, he'd be a goalless draw on a gale-swept muddy swamp, between Swindon and MK Dons. In February.
If he were a vegetable, he'd be an arid, tasteless GM tomato hothoused in a non-place in Holland.
If he were a newspaper he'd be a silly season August Sunday Supplement in the i.
If he were legislation he'd be obscure codicils buried in the drier parts of Luxembourg's tax laws.
If he were a book, he'd be an unsold copy of Iain Duncan Smith's The Devil's Tune that had somehow escaped the pulper.
If he were an album, he'd be the Genesis comback 12" no one's waiting for.
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