Keir Starmer's time is up

[Rob Ray]

Isn't it telling that his off the cuff is so straightforward though. Not "protest or change" or "protest or delivering for working people," just his raw greed for power. People will often tell you who they are in the moment of surprise.

 

[Elpenor]

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That photo's just begging for a caption contest.

This is for Geronimo!!

 

[GarveyLives]

People will often tell you who they are in the moment of surprise.

... sometimes they even tell you who they are when there is no moment of surprise ...

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"Britain's Future"​

 

[Rob Ray]

Ah a proportional representation guy. Sort of fits with that youthful Miliband thing he's got going on. Still, points for making Mr Grey a bit more uncomfortable (and glittery).

 

[PR1Berske]

"Protest or power, that's why we changed the party" felt rehearsed.

 

[JimW]

The protestor looks a lot older than the age they give. Maybe glitter poisoning.

 

[Rob Ray]

Nah Starmer was too realistically repulsed at being touched by an oik for that to be a setup (he's also got that stick wedged far too firmly up his arse to willingly accept being glittered)

 

[Serge Forward]

"Protest or power, that's why we changed the party" felt rehearsed.

Nah, it's locked into the cunt's mindset. It's his version of a dalek shouting EXTERMINATE!

 

[PR1Berske]

Fair observations

 

[PR1Berske]

(I'm not saying the protest was rehearsed. That line must have been drafted in case of emergency)

 

[steeplejack]

A John Prescott left jab may have been more effective

 

[Elpenor]

Missed opportunity to shore up the Hull vote

 

[Sue]

Nah Starmer was too realistically repulsed at being touched by an oik for that to be a setup (he's also got that stick wedged far too firmly up his arse to willingly accept being glittered)

A quip about still finding glitter come the general election or something would've done.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I arrested Saville (idfk) and now I’m dobbing in Glitter

 

[magneze]

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That photo's just begging for a caption contest.

Leave it Rickaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[mojo pixy]

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That photo's just begging for a caption contest.

[Internal Monologue] So that's what a heart feels like. I hate it!

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Starmer attacked with glitter. Not sure what the protester is saying, sounds like "we demand a people's tout", maybe he couldn't get tickets for Les Mis. Unless it's "people tout" and he's advocating slavery.

Shame it wasn't an egg. Would have been more environmentally friendly.

 

[steeplejack]

Student Grant dragged away screaming about democracy

 

[Dystopiary]

It looks like he's casting a spell on him.

 

[GarveyLives]

That photo's just begging for a caption contest.

"Yaz Ashmawi tries to persude The Right Honourable Sir Keir Starmer KCB KC MP to read and act on The Forde Report"



"Britain's Future"​

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

The old proverb finally demonstrated. You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

It looks like he's casting a spell on him.

 

[platinumsage]

Shame it wasn't an egg. Would have been more environmentally friendly.

I don't think "People's House" protesters are against microplastic pollution, they'd have to wait for randomly selected citizens to assemble and tell them it's bad.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Starmer's being interviewed in the 08:10h(ish) slot on Today. He's a charisma vacuum. He's stuttering and umming and ahing a lot. He's not at all confident or convincing.

 

[Pickman's model]

Starmer's being interviewed in the 08:10h(ish) slot on Today. He's a charisma vacuum. He's stuttering and umming and ahing a lot. He's not at all confident or convincing.

He never is

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Starmer's being interviewed in the 08:10h(ish) slot on Today. He's a charisma vacuum. He's stuttering and umming and ahing a lot. He's not at all confident or convincing.

I'll pass. Wound up enough by world events at the moment. Listening to more bullshit from Starmer might send me over the edge..

 

[Artaxerxes]

Starmer's being interviewed in the 08:10h(ish) slot on Today. He's a charisma vacuum. He's stuttering and umming and ahing a lot. He's not at all confident or convincing.

Sounds like a standard politician then

 

[steeplejack]

The Marylebonian Candidate

 

[Pickman's model]

The Marylebonian Candidate

If only we could end his career by shouting 'mornington crescent' or the name of any other street in his constituency

 

[steeplejack]

If Keir Starmer were a holiday he'd be a chilly weekend in Cromer.

If he were a car, he'd be a grey Nissan Micra.

If he were a football match, he'd be a goalless draw on a gale-swept muddy swamp, between Swindon and MK Dons. In February.

If he were a vegetable, he'd be an arid, tasteless GM tomato hothoused in a non-place in Holland.

If he were a newspaper he'd be a silly season August Sunday Supplement in the i.

If he were legislation he'd be obscure codicils buried in the drier parts of Luxembourg's tax laws.

If he were a book, he'd be an unsold copy of Iain Duncan Smith's The Devil's Tune that had somehow escaped the pulper.

If he were an album, he'd be the Genesis comback 12" no one's waiting for.