Keir Starmer's time is up

[two sheds]

Below the tweet it says: "The UK government minister responsible for online safety stated this audio recording is a fake: x.com/tomtugendhat/s…"

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[Knotted]

Control freaks tend to be bullies. Can't say I'm surprised.

Edit. It's fake. Doh.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i've seen a few comments around today about a starmer fake.

presume this is it.

 

[Calamity1971]

Below the tweet it says: "The UK government minister responsible for online safety stated this audio recording is a fake: x.com/tomtugendhat/s…"

"

I seen that. Other independent crypto sayin real.

 

[JimW]

He is such an awkard looking fucker, his shiftiness is written all over his face, no wonder no one trusts him even if they've not followed his trajectory of shame.

 

[ska invita]

Real or AI?

ive seen that el borto account about a bit - looks like a professional shit poster from my impressions

 

[Calamity1971]

ive seen that el borto account about a bit - looks like a professional shit poster from my impressions

I really wanted it to be real

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Labour is dead…

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Well, there you go, Sir Keir is actually going to save the day.

To all the doubters who still think Labour too tame: read its policies – and finally believe | Polly Toynbee

From clean energy to affordable housing, Rachel Reeves says she has a plan to pay for it all, says the Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee

www.theguardian.com

 

[PR1Berske]

There's a debate to be had about deepfake videos/audio, and quite how they're convincing some but not perhaps "enough" yet, in the run up to the next election.

 

[JimW]

There's a debate to be had about deepfake videos/audio, and quite how they're convincing some but not perhaps "enough" yet, in the run up to the next election.

A born automoton like Starmer is particularly vulnerable.

 

[Serge Forward]

Wouldn't even need deep fake footage. The same spec as Max Headroom would work.

 

[tommers]

I really wanted it to be real

If it wasn't for the person who revealed it then I would have thought the same. Quite funny that it got to Tugenhadt.

The most dangerous ones are the ones you want to believe.

 

[Raheem]

Notice that the Labour conference voted today to nationalise energy. The leadership immediately said they would just ignore it, but maybe there's life in the corpse.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Real or AI?

Fake

 

[Pickman's model]

Real or AI?

Reckon the reality is worse

 

[Artaxerxes]

Notice that the Labour conference voted today to nationalise energy. The leadership immediately said they would just ignore it, but maybe there's life in the corpse.

The leadership has continued to express its contempt for its membership and activists and will continue to do so until it suddenly loses power in 2030 and starts asking "how could this have happened?"

 

[Artaxerxes]

Labour conference tops the Rishi Latte

 

[Orang Utan]

Labour conference tops the Rishi Latte

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Needs different ingredients - some sour milk AND grapes

 

[Raheem]

Labour conference tops the Rishi Latte

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I think I'm right in saying a mertini has a little plastic mermaid in it. So a starmertini is something I wish to see a photo of.

 

[magneze]

Notice that the Labour conference voted today to nationalise energy. The leadership immediately said they would just ignore it, but maybe there's life in the corpse.

Labour commits to bringing railways back into public ownership

The shadow transport secretary said a ‘radical’ transport vision will be published soon as part of Labour’s preparations for government.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

This article seems to indicate that the shadow transport secretary committed to this yesterday. Dodgy reporting?

 

[platinumsage]

Starmer attacked with glitter. Not sure what the protester is saying, sounds like "we demand a people's tout", maybe he couldn't get tickets for Les Mis. Unless it's "people tout" and he's advocating slavery.

 

[Elpenor]

Peoples house according to the guardian

As in a citizen jury or something

 

[Orang Utan]

If only it had been Gary Glitter

 

[JimW]

Sure it's not one of his PAs realising he's not wearing his full fifteen pieces of flair?

 

[DotCommunist]

best I've heard 'He got saville off so he'll have no trouble getting glitter off'

 

[GarveyLives]

Who did he hire to provide security?​

 

[JimW]

His response is weak and weird too:

Responding to what happened moments after the protester had been dragged off the stage, Sir Keir said: "If he thinks that bothers me, he doesn't know me."

"Protest or power. That's why we changed our party conference. That's why we changed our party. Thank you," he added, as he was bolstered by applause in the conference hall.

https://www.itv.com/news/2023-10-10/we-are-the-healers-keir-starmer-to-promise-decade-of-national-renewal

Crack a joke you prick, instead of pretending not to be bothered in a way that says you are.

 

[Orang Utan]

‘Am I bovvered?’
Yes, Keir, you were clearly terrified (not that anyone wouldn’t be, mind)

 

[a_chap]

That photo's just begging for a caption contest.