Keir Starmer's time is up

[andysays]

...pound shop zombie Blairism.

That's Starmer's political epitaph right there

 

[brogdale]

A kind of macabre This is your life reveal.
Jesus...exploitative, or what?

 

[elbows]

Humbly standing on the shoulders of stab victims.

 

[ruffneck23]

bored now, switching off, I'l leave it for you peeps to fill in.

 

[TopCat]

His delivery is really odd. The applause is weird.

 

[Shechemite]

Kind of Orwellian dystopia vibe

 

[Pickman's model]

Kind of Orwellian dystopia vibe

We have always been at war with eastasia

 

[brogdale]

bored now, switching off, I'l leave it for you peeps to fill in.

Nah, I'm out now n'all

 

[Sprocket.]

You can’t be going around with an empty hand, looks bad and only worsened by being stuck in a pocket. I’ll bet you sixpence it’s a recyclable cup with a wanky slogan somewhere.

Surprised he’s not carrying a union flag in his sweaty mitt.

 

[two sheds]

We have always been at war with eastasia

and Corbynia

 

[Mr Moose]

A young radical was he ?

You mock, but I heard he would regularly switch the immersion tank on and not even take a bath. If you have anything as rebellious in your CV I'm all ears to hear it.

 

[brogdale]

Have we got to the bit where he explains why danny la rouge wasn't allowed a stall, yet?

 

[Pickman's model]

Have we got to the bit where he explains why danny la rouge wasn't allowed a stall, yet?

They take a strong line on animal rights so no dog hypnotism

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Tories aren't lost in the woods at all they're having a whale of time taking the absolute fucking piss. Which they're able to do not least because the opposition is so useless.

 

[brogdale]

They take a strong line on animal rights so no dog hypnotism

Delivered sotto voce...something that I learnt at home {overly long pause} .....around the kitchen table from my old dog....

 

[belboid]

The Tories aren't lost in the woods at all

bit hard for them to be considering they’ve just burnt said woods down

 

[Pickman's model]

The Tories aren't lost in the woods at all they're having a whale of time taking the absolute fucking piss. Which they're able to do not least because the opposition is so useless.

Yes, Newton's law that every action has an equal and opposite reaction is being re-examined by the royal society as the LP under starmer has it seems disproved it

 

[danny la rouge]

Have we got to the bit where he explains why danny la rouge wasn't allowed a stall, yet?

To be fair, I didn’t apply for one.

 

[ruffneck23]

You mock, but I heard he would regularly switch the immersion tank on and not even take a bath. If you have anything as rebellious in your CV I'm all ears to hear it.

Even my work experience on my CV is more rebellious

 

[brogdale]

Epstein's mate clearly inputting into the speechwriting.

 

[Mr Moose]

I know it's not the intention, but Keith appears to be promising that under his Labour the UK will never run out of people with mental health problems.

 

[andysays]

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Epstein's mate clearly inputting into the speechwriting.

Isn't it a reference to Blair's "education, education, education"?

 

[Chilli.s]

Don't they get tired of clapping all that guff

 

[Mr Moose]

Now kids have to do sport while playing a musical instrument. Madness.

 

[Sprocket.]

If he was giving a speech in our front garden I would close the curtains.

 

[magneze]

Now kids have to do sport while playing a musical instrument. Madness.

 

[Cid]

If he was giving a speech in our front garden I would close the curtains.

If there's any likelihood of that happening, borrow a pressure washer.

 

[maomao]

If he is promising a green new deal why was he so fucking rude to that young woman who wanted to talk to him about it the other day?

 

[Raheem]

If there's any likelihood of that happening, borrow a pressure washer.

Or a lion.

 

[Cid]

If he is promising a green new deal why was he so fucking rude to that young woman who wanted to talk to him about it the other day?

It's fucking stupid. I mean even by the Blairite measure, just fucking lie and deal with the minor fallout in the unlikely event you get into power. But yeah, especially stupid when it's your only memorable policy.