Jeff Robinson
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Keir Starmer's time is up
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he really is an orange man
Puddy_Tat
happy mew year
absolutely perfect for the starmerites then
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
But that's WiTF it don't workHave just seen the new catchphrase "Win the future".
Has no-one got the balls to tell him it's missing the word "in"? A rhetorical question, I know, but at least him saying he wants to "win in the future" make some sense.
"Win the future" is literally meaningless.
I also hate the winners/losers shit
PR1Berske
Alligator in chains by the park gates.
This is a truth often forgotten. In our digital age, where so many younger people are encouraged to make a go at starting their own YT/Tiktok/etc account to make money, and to be individual businesses in a modern day equivalent of Thatcher's start-up economy, the old world is antique. If you're relatively young, got a mortgage, doing okay for yourself, you're not voting Labour.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Which is the only thing I've seen from Starmer and pals in years that makes me think they might have figured out how this game works. We are living in the era of 'Brexit Means Brexit' after all.
Of course the one thing they haven't picked up on is you also need half a dozen newspapers on your side who will repeat your chosen piece of three-word gibberish so often that it actually becomes a real thing that a sane person might say.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
a sane person will say 'win the future' now. only they'll suffix it with 'is a really shit vacuous slogan' or similar
brexit means brexit is a mayism
win the future is a starmerism, a phrase which sounds like a great promise but is vacuous and devoid of meaning
Kevbad the Bad
Amiable Bowel Syndrome
'Win the furniture' would have been a better slogan. At least it makes sense.
It doesn't sound like a promise at all to me. It sounds like "vote Labour so that Labour can win.... for reasons".
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
I don't see a labour future being much better than a Tory present
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
Surprise. He is going another yet another Jew
hitmouse
entreprenulsoip critical thinking
Starmer definitely did his best to lock up the youth vote back when he was DPP, but he's been out of that job for a fair few years now.
Anyway, they also seem to be going after the BFAWU, which will definitely help solve their funding crisis:
This is such an odd memory I almost feel like I dreamt it, but I swear I once met Ian Hodson and he gave me a packet of biscuits, baked by union labour of course. Fox's, iirc. I don't think that's why they're kicking him out, though.
8ball
Testicle Menace
I think a lot of ‘da yoot’ have already cottoned onto the “corporation of you” personal branding self-facilitating media node thing as being a con job.
elbows
Well-Known Member
gosub
~#
Win in future might have worked but if Labour want to tie themselves to wtf that down to them
teqniq
DisMembered
Hahaha possible spoiler alert:
www.independent.co.uk
Headache for Starmer as Jeremy Corbyn billed to speak at Brighton festival
The World Transformed event takes place alongside Labour’s crucial annual conference
www.independent.co.uk
ska invita
back on the other side
Hahaha possible spoiler alert:
Headache for Starmer as Jeremy Corbyn billed to speak at Brighton festival
The World Transformed event takes place alongside Labour’s crucial annual conference
Corbyn is speaking at World Transformed, not conference. Nonstory really - zero headaches
hitmouse
entreprenulsoip critical thinking
Idk about anyone else, but I feel like the BFAWU thing is maybe a bit more of an important story, for the symbolism as much as anything else:
I mean, obviously union leaders are not the same thing as the workers they represent, but even so, for Labour/Starmer to be picking a fight with the union that represents Greggs workers and is doing more than anyone else to organise at McDonalds and Wetherspoons... well, it's an interesting way to reconnect with working-class voters.
I mean, obviously union leaders are not the same thing as the workers they represent, but even so, for Labour/Starmer to be picking a fight with the union that represents Greggs workers and is doing more than anyone else to organise at McDonalds and Wetherspoons... well, it's an interesting way to reconnect with working-class voters.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
He wants Geronimo dead...
Not that I actually care. But it's just a measure of how stupid and lacking in political skill Sir Keir really is. Total dumbo.
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He seems to have got his way. He'll no doubt go for a pint,accompanied by some photographers, to celebrate. He's also probably got first dibs on that cute little head which he'll have mounted and given pride of place on the wall in his Westminster office.
Brainaddict
slight system overdrive
But he's going for the vote in famously union-hating northern towns remember, not the union-loving metropolitan elite vote. He is a cleverer person than you or I, that's why you struggle to understand his strategy.Idk about anyone else, but I feel like the BFAWU thing is maybe a bit more of an important story, for the symbolism as much as anything else:
I mean, obviously union leaders are not the same thing as the workers they represent, but even so, for Labour/Starmer to be picking a fight with the union that represents Greggs workers and is doing more than anyone else to organise at McDonalds and Wetherspoons... well, it's an interesting way to reconnect with working-class voters.
(I do understand his strategy I think: get the Murdoch press on side. Nothing less, definitely nothing more)
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
I see that despite his busy schedule of alpaca-murdering, Ser Keith has found time to ban the Palestine Solidarity Campaign from Labour's conference.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he's never liked a day in which he didn't ban something
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