Mr Tony may have made the odd mistake, but he remains without doubt "the greatest Labour leader of our time" and a PM who has "changed Britain for the better", say the organisers of keepingthefaith, a most commendable website on which the multitudinous supporters of our Great but Temporarily Discombobulated Leader can sign a petition demanding he be allowed to step down "with dignity, at a time of his choosing". Among the countless legions who have flocked to do so are Hackney activists Jonathan MacShane, Sally Mulready and Allan Hillton, as well as arch-loyalists Gordon Brown, Eat My Shorts, David Cameron, Ming the Merciless, Idi Amin, Osama bin Laden, Jesus Christ, Fred West, Anyone Done Jesus Yet?, Milliband Rocks, Jesus Has Been Done Already, Hello Mum, Lorna Will You Marry Me? and Yes Darling I Will. We're sure Mr Tony's very grateful, everyone.