Jihadi Jack wants to come back because he misses Dr Who

[8ball]

I think the only fair thing to do is click thread tools > Who Replied on both threads and compare post counts of the contributors. Anyone who contributed more to the Shamima Begun thread is measurably racist.

I think you maybe already checked and found you had an equal number of posts on both threads.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

I think the only fair thing to do is click thread tools > Who Replied on both threads and compare post counts of the contributors. Anyone who contributed more to the Shamima Begun thread is measurably racist.

And sexist.

The bastards

 

[Smokeandsteam]

I think you maybe already checked and found you had an equal number of posts on both threads.

But what about people who posted more on this thread than the Begum thread? What are these fuckers guilty of? They don’t like Scottish pasties or Dr. Who for a start. I can tell you that.

The bastards.

 

[Celyn]

I don't think we have Scottish pasties, though. Wrong nationality. Cornwall can be responsible for them. Bridies, though.

I haven't seen any Doctor Who since the bloke with the scarf and the jelly beans, so I might be an undesirable alien.

 

[butchersapron]

At some point after Baghuz finally falls there is going to be a few attempted Qala-i-Jangi style revolts. Keep an eye on what happens to these people providing diplomatic difficulties when they do.

 

[Teaboy]

Well it looks like the French have their own policy for IS fighters who were / are French citizens.

French IS accused face trial in Iraq

Presumably the Iraqi government won't want to go to the expense of locking them up for a long time and it'll be the long drop for them. More than a bit shady by Macron this.

 

[Spymaster]

Well it looks like the French have their own policy for IS fighters who were / are French citizens.

French IS accused face trial in Iraq

Presumably the Iraqi government won't want to go to the expense of locking them up for a long time and it'll be the long drop for them. More than a bit shady by Macron this.

I mentioned this a few days ago. We should absolutely do the same.

 

[kebabking]

I wonder what it would cost to bribe the SDF to fill a mass grave - err... I mean I wonder what aid would be required to facilitate a community justice program?

 

[Raheem]

I mentioned this a few days ago. We should absolutely do the same.

The majority of ours seem to be in Syria, where we don't have the same influence over the competent authorities.

 

[ViolentPanda]

1st Battalion, The Rampton Rifles.

Harsh...

...but fair.

 

[ViolentPanda]

His “sweet little penitent boy” act is dreadful bollocks. Whether for the camera, or his coping mechanism while in jail, it just doesn’t fit with the facts. I thought the “live my life in turkey” was telling of his mindset, but also how he kept commenting on what he was saying and how people would perceive it. At the very least he’s given people’s reactions a lot of thought... but I reckon there’s a fair bit of manipulation in those parenthetical statements.

Contrast with Begum and she’s a lot less sophisticated in her interviews. If she’d put on a little girl voice, and talked about being very honest from now on, or wanting to come back because of missing coco pops and Blue Peter or something, rather than the desire not to watch another of her children die... she might “come across better” too.

If she'd mentioned missing Marmite, she'd have half the population behind her.

of course, the other half would be baying for her blood, what with being uncivilised Marmite-haters.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I've been a duel citizen my whole life - some 44 years - and so far I have snuck under under the radar by not joining a 'state' that is at war with the UK. It's a bit of a drag sometimes, but I've managed it.

It is possible to avoid this endless terror hanging over us 'secondies'.

#staystrong #

Being a citizen of Faerieland doesn't count, you Norbert!

 

[likesfish]

'They deserve no mercy': Iraq deals briskly with accused 'women of Isis'

the Iraqis are continuing their traditional approach to a fair and open justice system. Which is still more justice than Daesh showed anyone one. Maybe Phil shiner could go out and help with their defence as he's got some spare time?

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

common or not, it's horrible.

Yup

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I don't think we have Scottish pasties, though. Wrong nationality. Cornwall can be responsible for them. Bridies, though.

I haven't seen any Doctor Who since the bloke with the scarf and the jelly beans, so I might be an undesirable alien.

We've got patties although orcadians probably think they are Norwegian. Bloody norse revivalists.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Brainwashed into knowing what she was doing?

In the current climate that doesn't even sound that far fetched

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Are you a doctor? What’s the diagnoses doc, will they make it?

I get your point but the idea only doctors should even consider suggesting someone might be in need of medical attention when it comes to mental health seems pretty fucked, that's suicide prevention well out the window. Next up, don't even consider attempting CPR if you are not a doctor. Leave everything up the experts, don't try anything whilst stupid. Gosh I feel safe now!

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I deliberately put my quote in a box

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Some of y'all have never had to work collaboratively (or not) with doctors on a weekly basis, and it shows ​

 

[andysays]

There were 528 posts on the Jihadi Bride Shamina Begum thread within the first 24 hours of the thread being posted. I predict that this one, and Jihadi Jack himself will not emote people quite as much.

Yes I know it's the weekend and people may well be doing personal stuff rather than trying to avoid work, but still. Let's hope that we at least see some consistency from 'I'm alright Javid' the home secretary on this one eh?

He's now been stripped of British citizenship, if that's what you mean

Jihadi Jack: IS recruit Jack Letts loses UK citizenship

 

[isvicthere?]

 

[extra dry]

He is being held in a Kurdish P.O.W camp in Syira. Bet he misses more than a fictional Doctor.

 

[Don Troooomp]

I'm pretty sure he deserves whatever he's going through.

 

[barlimo]

Lets all forget about him.

 

[likesfish]

They are uk trash we should deal with them one way or the other claimaing they have dubious ties to other countries is a bit shady.

 

[kebabking]

Nah, many countries are very happy to lay claim to dual citizens who have tenuous links to that country when it comes to stuff like national service and taxation - this is just the down side to that coin.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Why don't these countries not remove citizenship first, it's not like it's out of blue

 

[Gaia]

If she'd mentioned missing Marmite, she'd have half the population behind her.

of course, the other half would be baying for her blood, what with being uncivilised Marmite-haters.

My sister divorced her first husband over Marmite. She absolutely loathes it, and he's a Marmite-and-mature-Cheddar toastie addict, she bought him a sarnie toaster for his work kitchen, in an attempt to prevent him making them at home. The smell apparently got so bad she told him to fuck off. I'd be quite interested to find out if that's the only time Marmite has been cited as a reason for divorce.

Me…? I eat it straight from the jar. We've not spoken in over a decade (nothing to do with Marmite, though, she thinks I'm "not normal" and I think she's a complete cunt).

 

[Teaboy]

Lets all forget about him.

Not as easy for those who are having to guard him, house him, feed him etc.

Countries like the UK should deal with their problems not try to offload responsibility in grubby little slights of hand. Same with Begum, pathetic posturing all round and leaves those least well equipped with it to deal with the problem.

 

[kebabking]

...and leaves those least well equipped with it to deal with the problem.

Oh I don't know - plenty of AK-47's in circulation in that part of the world....