Jeremy Corbyn's time is up

[Sue]

they must have some strategies prepared surely, Smith was never going to win, this was obvious weeks ago

Given the strategy (such as it was when Corbyn didn't throw the towel in initially as expected) involved Aargh then Smith, I think your expectations are way too high.

Couldn't even organise a coup properly ffs.

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe their performance is in honour of the Leicester East MP.

If that were the case something quite different would be happening on the pitch

 

[Pickman's model]

Given the strategy (such as it was when Corbyn didn't throw the towel in initially as expected) involved Aargh then Smith, I think you're expectations are way too high.

Couldn't even organise a coup properly ffs.

Let alone Xmas drinks

 

[Wilf]

If that were the case something quite different would be happening on the pitch

Passports for penalties scandal.

 

[Sue]

Let alone Xmas drinks

Well quite. Sure there's a new 'piss up in a brewery' saying in there somewhere...

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Given the strategy (such as it was when Corbyn didn't throw the towel in initially as expected) involved Aargh then Smith, I think you're expectations are way too high.

Couldn't even organise a coup properly ffs.

Ah Aargh. I'd forgotten her. As I shall soon enough with Smith. Owen Jones can go back to not being mistaken for some other bloke all the time.

 

[Wilf]

Might be the wrong day to start a moan about corbyn, but the question should be 'right, you've just had a third of a million votes, what are your plans? What are you going to persuade those people to actually do? How will local parties engage with working class communities?'

 

[Pickman's model]

Ah Aargh. I'd forgotten her. As I shall soon enough with Smith. Owen Jones can go back to not being mistaken for some other bloke all the time.

Yeh he'll no longer be mistaken for a journalist

 

[gosub]

so what was the fucking point in all that

The spotlight of scrutiny exposed why Corbyn can never be PM. Anti-sugar AND pro-jam???? Just doesn't make sense.

 

[binka]

I'm guessing the GMB coming out against Corbyn didn't have a significant effect on the votes of its members. Corbyn supporters more motivated to turn out.

My dad's a GMB shop steward and he's convinced that ballot to back Smith was bollocks

 

[DotCommunist]

Ah Aargh

quick, someone get him a glass of water

 

[Wilf]

quick, someone get him a glass of water

Politician as Heimlich Manoeuvre.

 

[Idris2002]

Heimlich Manoeuvre? Didn't he get twenty years at Nuremburg?

 

[Wilf]

By the way, not that anybody has had the good manners to ask me, but United won 4-1.

 

[two sheds]

Leicester lost then

 

[Wilf]

Heimlich Manoeuvre? Didn't he get twenty years at Nuremburg?

Flew to Scotland to broker a deal with John McDonnell.

 

[ska invita]

so what was the fucking point in all that

 

[DotCommunist]

Heimlich Manoeuvre? Didn't he get twenty years at Nuremburg?

german electronic outfit from the late 80s

 

[brogdale]

My dad's a GMB shop steward and he's convinced that ballot to back Smith was bollocks

Any ballot based on a (claimed) 8% turnout is likely to be bollux. How the GMB leadership engineered it is another matter.

 

[Beermoth]

Oh the Blairite tears

 

[steveo87]

Ah Aargh. I'd forgotten her. As I shall soon enough with Smith. Owen Jones can go back to not being mistaken for some other bloke all the time.

Don't! In twenty years time, the answer "Owen Smith" will win you at least a cheese (or whatever is your chosen name for it) in Trivial Pursuit, mark my words.

 

[DotCommunist]

Well quite. Sure there's a new 'piss up in a brewery' saying in there somewhere...

couldn't get a coup in a pigeon loft

 

[Saul Goodman]

Poor Jezza's time is up

 

[Wilf]

Oh the Blairite tears

Richard Wilson's resigned? I don't believe it.

Coat.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[brogdale]

Heidi Alexander: I won't rejoin Jeremy Corbyn's team - and he must take action now to unite Labour

Classic.

 

[DotCommunist]

Heidi Alexander: I won't rejoin Jeremy Corbyn's team - and he must take action now to unite Labour

Classic.

thus far I made it

You can't complain about the mainstream media if you’re not willing to talk to them in the first place.

*headesk*

 

[Wilf]

"Dear Pfizer, I always enjoyed my time working with you and wondered..."

 

[DotCommunist]

seymour article:
The Bastards Live

 

[Wilf]

"... since working for you I've enhanced by CV by slaughtering the ferocious Aaargh and then came within a mere 24 points of bringing down the Wild Corbyn. I feel this skillset will enhance greatly your campaign to sell defective heart valves and cover up the gastrointestinal bleeding caused by Feldene"