Luke Akehurst's time is up

[DaveCinzano]

The toast is quite obviously intended to be shared between several breakfasters on his table.

 

[The39thStep]

The toast is quite obviously intended to be shared between several breakfasters on his table.

Several?

 

[DaveCinzano]

That may be but he's clearly nabbed it all for himself, the rotter

Not nabbed, settled it

 

[Silas Loom]

Several?

Four. Maybe two, but the breakfast itself doesn’t look particularly generous. Maybe eight!

 

[Serge Forward]

Four. Maybe two, but the breakfast itself doesn’t look particularly generous. Maybe eight!

Full English Breakfast thread that way ---->

 

[The39thStep]

Four. Maybe two, but the breakfast itself doesn’t look particularly generous. Maybe eight!

The correct answer is two.

 

[Silas Loom]

The correct answer is two.

You’re guessing.

What’s the original source of the picture and is the venue named? Even if its breakfast menu isn’t online, or if it is evasive on the number of slices served, we could still ring them posing as a potential customer and find out.

 

[The39thStep]

You’re guessing.

What’s the original source of the picture and is the venue named? Even if its breakfast menu isn’t online, or if it is evasive on the number of slices served, we could still ring them posing as a potential customer and find out.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Four. Maybe two, but the breakfast itself doesn’t look particularly generous. Maybe eight!

Just Luke and his seven closest friends

 

[Silas Loom]

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So you’re admitting that you cropped a photo in order to spread disinformation about Akehurst’s “half a loaf onward” toast consumption? All’s fair in politics, I suppose.

 

[JimW]

He's having breakfast for lunch? World's gone mad.

 

[The39thStep]

So you’re admitting that you cropped a photo in order to spread disinformation about Akehurst’s “half a loaf onward” toast consumption? All’s fair in politics, I suppose.

Silas you should be ashamed of yourself making such flimsy allegations. Both photos are doing the rounds on Twitter.

 

[Silas Loom]

I for one can’t wait to see what he has for tea.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

........ and half a loaf of toast please

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'Proper red wall types like sliced white don't they? Ok give me loads. I don't have to eat it do I?'

 

[teqniq]

So you’re admitting that you cropped a photo in order to spread disinformation about Akehurst’s “half a loaf onward” toast consumption? All’s fair in politics, I suppose.

I am fresh out of fucks to give regarding Akehurst's meals. But concerning the notion that 'all's fair in politics' It is nothing of the sort when Akehurst gets parachuted into a safe Labour seat regardless of the wishes of the local CLP especially when he so very obviously has the interests of another country, namely Israel as one of his primary concerns. How exactly does this advance the wants and needs of the constituents of North Durham?

 

[DaveCinzano]

I for one can’t wait to see what he has for tea.

Probably rooibos, the cunt

 

[Silas Loom]

I am fresh out of fucks to give regarding Akehurst's meals. But concerning the notion that 'all's fair in politics' It is nothing of the sort when Akehurst gets parachuted into a safe Labour seat regardless of the wishes of the local CLP especially when he so very obviously has the interests of another country, namely Israel as one of his primary concerns. How exactly does this advance the wants and needs of the constituents of North Durham?

I think he’d make rather a good whip, and a well-run Starmer administration will benefit Durham no end.

 

[The39thStep]

I for one can’t wait to see what he has for tea.

Not sure the general public has the appetite but let's wait and see.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Not sure the general public has the appetite but let's wait and see.

Thankfully he has plenty to go round

 

[The39thStep]

Another benefit for Durham

 

[Karl Masks]

Six Chip Labour Twat

 

[Wilf]

Six Chip Labour Twat

If I had to summarise my political identity in my 20s, that would be about it.

 

[Elpenor]

Silas you should be ashamed of yourself making such flimsy allegations. Both photos are doing the rounds on Twitter.

Doing more rounds that Akehurst has of toast

 

[DaveCinzano]

Luke or Puke?

He's more a Turd Way nostalgist

 

[Sue]

Six Chip Labour Twat

Tbf what good are six chips to man or beast.

 

[tim]

Tbf what good are six chips to man or beast.

Let's hope it is the last chip that breaks the Labour camels back in Durham North.

 

[Whagwan]

 

[The39thStep]

I spy with my little eye, London based Michael Rubin , Director of Labour Friends of Israel standing next to Akehurst

 

[Plumdaff]

The fucking Union Jacks on the fucking rosettes. FFFFFFFFFS.

 

[The39thStep]