DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
...I once collaborated on David Starkey slashfic...
Sort of up there with
...I was strolling along in the park late one night minding my own business when all of a sudden my trousers and pants dropped down and I tripped over and fell onto this dildo that was nestled in the bushes, and that's why I'm here in A&E at 3am, doctor...
as the sort of thing that demands somewhat more rigorous and candid exposition than is initially on offer